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Freaky Stories of the Freaky Mii Kind.
« on: December 04, 2006, 01:26:09 AM »
Stories of the Mii creatures you may have seen:


Frog Lady

Born a twin in the beautiful land, she and her sister were ridiculed throughout life for their appearance.  One turned her inner anguish towards learning, and became a very wise and respected woman, despite her appearance.  Many would travel from around the globe for her blessings and knowledge.  This angered the other twin, and bitterness grew in her heart.  Hate consumed her and she spent her entire life cursing everyone she knew until that anger gave her a sort of evil power over those around her.  Is Frog Lady filled with wisdom and love, or is she filled with hate and murderous intent?  Nobody knows.

One Eye 'Fro

A pirates life is never easy, specially when you are getting older.  One Eye 'Fro was once the most respected pirate in his area, but during a raid he was betrayed by his second in command, and during the battle lost an eye and thrown overboard.  By the blessings of the gods, he made it shore, but the defeat changed him inside.  He felt washed up, and slumped into a deep depression, which could only be resolved by a midlife crisis.  He drew his hair out BIG and dyed it two different colors to look hip.  Then he used his treasure he amassed to start a pirate school.  Hopefully, one day he will have a young and skilled crew to revenge his lost eye.

3 Eyes

The mind's eye is a concept describing ones imagination, and the ability to picture and create images within your head that you can not see.  3 Eyes is a mutant whose 3rd eye is truly his minds eye.  It never blinks, never rests.  It is constantly watching, protecting the body from harm.  But this eye, isn't just for sight.  3 Eyes, keeps himself doped up on narcotics, because if he becomes too stimulated, strange things occur.   Hallucinations become real, desires can come true.  It is a dangerous gift, and a burden for 3 Eyes to live with.

Guppy

A fisherman dreamed of mermaids, and mermen living in his lake next to his house.  Even though he had a lovely family and wife, it was his desire and lust to find proof of their existence, for he loved them more than anything else.  On his fishing voyages, he would be away from 3-5 days at a time searching for the mermaids among the lake, leaving his wife home alone.  At dinner and social events he embarrassed his wife by speaking the legends and tales of mermaids and merman to their friends, which they had few.  His wife grew bitter and resentful towards her husband.  And decided it would be better to end this life, than to be a part of a loveless marriage (she had not heard about divorce I guess.)  She cast herself into the water, but before she could take her last breath a handsome Merman rescued her, and began to keep her company and take care of her while her fisherman husband was away.  During a night of weakness she and her merman lover conceived a child.  The child was born a disgrace to the mother and her husband, so she threw it into the water to die.  But the child just swam away and was raised by the Merman and eventually let out into the world of the land walkers, to help the relations between the species.  The neighboring village accepted the young man, and named him Guppy.  

Stelle Dog & Sasha Dog

Animal experimentations are cruel but sometimes necessary for the good of mankind.  Unfortunately these experiments were for my own sick pleasure.  My two dogs Stelle and Sasha have been a thorn and a joy in my life for a couple of years.  But, what would happen if you cloned them, and mixed them with human DNA...not to make the perfect species...that is just stupid.  Nah, I am doing just for the hell of it.  Sure the cloning process is extremely painful and causes death in 80% of the animals being cloned, but isn't it worth the loss of animal life to have a human hybrid version of man's best friend?  The experiments were a success and I have 2 man-dogs, unfortunately they are still not house broken.

Ant Man

Mutations and freaks don't just happen to the human species.  While hatching as a larva Ant Man knew he was different from other Ants.  He wasn't a larva really, didn't quite fit in with his brothers.  He grew too fast and was quickly kicked out of the hive for endangering the queen and the entire nest.  He felt ashamed of his appearance, and was depressed that he didn't even have wings to fly away from his misery.  He made his home in a nearby flower garden across from the school.  His antennas allowed him to learn from the teachers at the school, and as continued to grow into the freak he is today, he became educated with a 6th grade education level and a desire to change the world.  He now has become a fully grown man, and uses his vast wealth aquired as a circus freak to fund humanitarian efforts around the world.  

Sad Grey

Martians are quite a beautiful species.  Their skin is much like ours with a orange shine to it.  Their hair is usually bright like the flames of a fire.  They are a beautiful people whom believe it or not, walk among us today.  Thousands and perhaps millions of years ago Mars was very similar to Earth in atmosphere and environment.  Unfortunately, due to one of its moons losing orbit and hitting the planet was knocked further away from the sun and began to freeze.  The Martians used all their technology to make a vessel to fly to Earth.  Only 250 Martians survived.  When they arrived.  The fifty elders spoke to the other survivors and told them to blend into the world we know live in, and mate the the native humans.  Only, through mixing of the genes would the Martians be able to survive the earth diseases.  Secretly though the elders were keeping their genes strong and making keeping a pure bloodline.  For Martians are naturally telepathic and if they weakened the abilities of their brothers they believed they could rule the planet.  During the Crusades another great war broke out.  The Martians called it the Mind Wars of Earth.  Several thousands of people died, but in the end, the elders could not take over Earth.  Defeated, they kept to themselves living a traditional Martian life on a remote island.  Sad Grey decided he didn't want this life and moved to New York to become a psychologist.  His mental powers allowed him to literally take the pains away from people, and became wildly successful in life.  But, with each person he healed he lost his color, and took on the pains and worries of this world.  The weight of so much sorrow aged him quickly and he became mentally frail, until one day he lost his telepathic abilities all together.  Now, he is trapped in a constant depression, with literally the sorrow 0f 100s of people on his heart.

The Blanks

The Blank Society is an underground mercenary community.  The claim themselves to be modern day Ninjas using the most advanced medical technology and weaponry to achieve whatever task they are hired to accomplish.  The society is a closed organization which rarely lets new recruits into their fold and when they do the requirements for approval are such that very few make it through the initiation process.  Each Blank has used advanced cosmetic surgery to modify their faces into non distinguishable face.  Furthermore, these enhancements allow the society to change their appearance at will with advanced makeup techniques.  Their noses are designed to be interchangeable with an assortment of prosthetic noses.  Eyes are easily changed with contacts.  And a special chemical formula for hair growth allows The Blanks to grow hair any color and style within weeks.  They use this technique to make eyelashes as well.  Each Blanks Identity has been wiped out of existence and each looks exactly the same.  The only means to know if someone is a Blink is to look for a small scar on their forehead.  This scar holds a small microprocessor with a unique identity for each Blank allowing them to tell each other apart, and communicate silently with one another.  These small microprocessors hold the secrets of the society as no paper or electronic trail exists except for these chips.  They will not function outside the unique brain pattern of each Blank.  

Some say another means of telling a Blank from a real human is to study their eyes.  It is for this reason many Blanks choose to wear protective lenses to help hide their identity.

If you happen to come across a Blank, do not engage them.  And keep your distance.  They are not afraid to kill and if they are in our communities, then they are on assignment.

Arachness

Look at the people around you.  The physical body can tell the story of their life.  Have they aged well?  Perhaps those hard cold eyes are because they were in a war.  Look at the hands of a carpenter they are rough and callused.  The physical is the first impression of a person and their soul.  It tells part of the story but not the entire story.  The same is true with Arachness.  

This old lady used to be beautiful.  She was an elitist member of society...a perfect trophy wife that any man would love to call his own.  Except, she was a killer...the perfect black widow bride.  She studied the human body, death and murder daily.  She focused on the law and court trials of killers and rapists.  It consumed her until one day the finally believed she could get away with it.  And he killed her first husband after months of planning, in the most brutal and grotesque way.  She was mesmerized by blood and the sight of death, the smell intoxicated her.  After one kill, she was addicted.  Worse, her plan was successful and she was found innocent from the crime.  She began searching for new victims.  She would find a man and seduce them with her body...and lure him to his death.  Death murder was different as she desired to see all faces of death.  

The gods noticed her behavior and cursed her.  With each additional kill her body began to change and deform into a hideous human monstrosity.  By this time she didn't care.  Death was all she craved, and luring victims took too much time...she need quickies.  Blood and death to pour into streets before her eyes.  

Her sloppiness finally got her caught and arrested.  The papers saw her appearance and nicknamed her Arachness for she had deformed into spider like appearance.  She wasn't convicted as a mass murderer however, because she pleaded insanity and won.  Last we have heard she was locked up in a mental institution being reformed.  Perhaps she will one day be let out into this world again a reformed individual.

Afroogle

A young man born with a perfect voice and an intellect for dialects and languages showed much promise growing up.  By the time he graduated high school he was fluent in 5 languages and capable of blending those languages into the songs he wrote and sang.  He was truly a prodigy and success was practically given to him at birth, except for one fatal flaw, his love for television.

His two favorite shows were American Idol and Star Trek The Original Series (all others were too rosy and not realistic.)  After Enterprise died it was his vision to bring Star Trek back into the mainstream.  His plan was simple, to win American Idol and use his song writing abilities and bring the hearts of Americans and the world back to Star Trek.  

He auditioned for Idol and easily won and moved up the ranks.  Success with his voice was easy, so he spent most of his time learning Klingon and other Trek dialects for his song.  His plan was perfect, and running as smooth as possible.  Afroogle decided to take his plan to the next level.  Going to a plastic surgeon Afroogle designed a new Star Trek alien species and turned himself into his own creation.  

The big night arose and Afroogle walked on staged to a shocked audience.  His voice melted the hearts of all those around, and even Simon was in tears from the sheer brilliance of its poetry.  Yet, the hideous deformity he turned himself into disgusted the world.  Votes poured in against him, and this once perfect prodigy was rejected, just as his favorite show was rejected.

Afroogle now lives his life as a Bar Tender at Parmount's hotel in Los Vegas.  He works at Quark's Bar and occasionally he is allowed to sing at the lounge.  Most people this failure would bring upon a strong depression...but to Afroogle, he is happy knowing that his voice still brings love to Star Trek, and one day his service will see Trek back on top of the Sci-Fi Food Chain.

 

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RE: Freaky Stories of the Freaky Mii Kind.
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2006, 01:46:07 AM »
I will post more later.

And you can use this thread to create stories for you own Mii creations, as along as they are freak Miis...or Rosie O'Donnell.

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RE:[Freaky Stories of the Freaky Mii Kind.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2006, 05:04:52 AM »
Hahaha, that's great.. can't wait to see them once I finally get my Wii!
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2006, 06:31:44 AM »
Thanks IceCold.

I dunno why, but I have been having too much fun designing these freaky Miis than celebrity.  I guess we all have a niche to fill.


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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2006, 06:36:45 AM »
Lindsay Lo

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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2006, 06:46:51 AM »
What the heck is wrong with Spak?

Someone needs to post pictures of these Miis.  I have Frog Lady; the rest are new to me.
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2006, 06:52:26 AM »
Who did the Storm Trooper with the Helmet made of human flesh?

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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2006, 07:33:48 AM »
when i made Hitler the first thing he does is raise his hand up in a Nazi salute...it was weird!!!
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2006, 07:38:49 AM »
I don't know, how did the human flesh Storm trooper, but I need that for my collection.

I have more stories to come.  But, I have to remember the characters I have at home...and come up with stories.

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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2006, 07:43:12 AM »
I was up all night trying to makea godo Lindsay Lohan Mii but never got it to look right. Can I see yours? Is there  awbsite that liek give instructions how to make famous people Mii's?


My wierd Miis have no story. They are all mutant freaks who just appeared. I dont have time nor enery to make up stories right now. I seen antman on my parade adn Waldo hd to snatch waldo right up.  
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2006, 10:15:58 AM »
I couldn't help but make stories for them.  They started having a life of their own in my head...and I wanted them to have a story and a life of their own.

I created them and started laughing my ass off, and immediately started sending them randomly to PGC friends.  Different people have different ones, but Bill, Uncle Bob and Ceric probably got the most.

Bill because I connected to him awhile back in a forum defending Nintendo against Ian Sane, Uncle Bob because he was the first person to send me a Mii online and actually a letter,
Ceric because he asked for Frog Lady.

I don't have everybody yet on my friend list.  After classes I will try to add more people.  I dunno how many more freaks I can make...after awhile it gets hard to create new ones, that actually feel like new freaks and not just imitations of my earlier creations.

My friend made Sad Grey though, and I don't have a story for him yet.  And there is always Midget Lucifer I have...and Ear McGee a Mii I created trying to turn Eyebrows into ears.  He could use a story.  


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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2006, 10:30:03 AM »
Guppy's backstory is especially awesome
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2006, 10:34:43 AM »
I made one Lindsay Lohan, but I have another one from the parade.

I have a feeling that more may be forwth coming.
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2006, 11:35:46 AM »
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Who did the Storm Trooper with the Helmet made of human flesh?


Uh, I've got an S-Trooper, could it be mine? hahaha, I think I'm going to do a small web-cam vid of my miis.

Edit - I just checked my list, Spak hasn't added me yet, shyguy has so that's why he has a S-trooper.

Edit #2 - no vid, but a pic taken from vid:

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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2006, 03:01:17 PM »
I am adding a bunch of new people soon.  I have just been busy with school.  Sorry.

As for Mii talk, who created Pepper because that is a brilliant Mii.  I didn't see Salt in my parade so I too the liberty of making a male Salt so we can have Salt and Pepper as a couple.  It took me awhile to figure out exactly how you created that look.  It is indeed awesomeness to the max.

 

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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2006, 03:56:50 PM »
I did a storm trooper as well and gave him a white shirt, so depending on the shirt  it may have come from me, I also have a Forrest Gump one I did, and have a few more in mind for when I get the time.

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« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2006, 02:06:47 AM »
I have finished updating with a new freak.  

Sad Grey.

Check him out.  

Also, I have added a few new friends to my Wii.  So check your Mii Parade perhaps you will find a freak.


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« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2006, 03:09:58 AM »
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I am adding a bunch of new people soon.  I have just been busy with school.  Sorry.

As for Mii talk, who created Pepper because that is a brilliant Mii.  I didn't see Salt in my parade so I too the liberty of making a male Salt so we can have Salt and Pepper as a couple.  It took me awhile to figure out exactly how you created that look.  It is indeed awesomeness to the max.


Give him time.  Salt is slightly older, so I guess he's slower.

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« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2006, 03:19:02 AM »
You know I have more weird Miis then none.
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« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2006, 03:31:29 AM »
Caliban has an old version of my Mii.
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« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2006, 04:47:51 AM »
This thread gets a 4/10 for lack of pictures...

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« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2006, 04:55:16 AM »
WiiFace

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« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2006, 05:10:07 AM »
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Caliban has an old version of my Mii.


Which reminds me.  I need a Mii for you as well.
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« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2006, 06:21:54 AM »
I can try to get pictures up sometime soon.  Though, I like the idea of keeping it them a surprise until you get them sent to you or they arrive in a parade.


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« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2006, 02:27:57 PM »
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Caliban has an old version of my Mii.


What are you waiting for, send your updated self.

Here are some more pics:

Mrs.Hopper

Mr.Hopper

Mr.Antmin

Moby

Iwata

Alien of the Grey type

Sorry for the bad picture quality, next time I will try to use my webcam during daytime so the TV brightness doesn't interfer.