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RE:How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2005, 04:11:36 AM »
Alright, let me try this:

Ahem, 'that box is terrible.For crying out loud, who made it? The same people who made the PS3 Bananarang?
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RE: How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2005, 04:20:15 AM »
You all suck, the box art is fine...And the "horse" has eight legs because it has eight legs in the game...

It's not a normal horse, it's a Pegasus...

The only disappointing thing is that the game isn't T like I expected it to be...But hopefully that doesn't mean that all the innuendo hasn't been cut completely...(PLEASE have the game translated by NOA)
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RE: How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2005, 04:44:33 AM »
I fail to see how bad boxart is g-to-the-a-y.

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« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2005, 05:27:32 AM »
LOOK CLOSER!

Notice the complete lack of hetrosexuality?
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RE:How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2005, 05:46:10 AM »
I still don't see it, no matter how hard I look...oh there it is!  Yep, Ending Walker Tropic's heterosexuality is definitely in decline.
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« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2005, 06:06:23 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2005, 06:23:38 AM »
Considering this is one of the worst RPGs on SNES made worst on GBA, it doesn't bother me that this game won't sell. I'll just add another goofy boxart to the goofy boxart collection.

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« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2005, 06:49:37 AM »
BLASPHEMY! The AI is definitely off, but it never stopped me from beating the game...
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« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2005, 08:14:14 AM »
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RE:How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2005, 08:52:13 AM »
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I don't think anybody's said anything about the quality of the game, you can judge the cover by its cover.


That's not what I was ranting about.  The game is rated "E" according to the picture, so people bitch because it's not rated "T" so it must not be like the rom, which surprise is not an official translation.  

If all you people who are bitching about the probably loss of the sexual innuendo and stuff,  find that that is more important than the game itself, then you shouldn't be playing games at all, you should spend your time looking at porn on the internet instead, as it is obvious that you will enjoy that more, because it won't be rated below your expectations.
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RE: How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2005, 10:32:46 AM »
In the original game there are NO innuendos at all.  Hate to break it to you like this but its a very clean and wholesome game.  The only sexual references are ones that were implied by the player.  You're not losing sexual innuendos if they're not in this version because they were never there to begin with. Phantasia is a great game and one of the best rpgs on snes and the story is just fine by itself.  I'll be sad if you guys don't enjoy it because of jokes you expect to be there because of some fan translation and jokes that weren't really that funny to begin with.

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RE: How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #36 on: December 30, 2005, 01:10:08 PM »
Will this version include the hot spring scenes that were in the PSX version?
Maybe I'm mistaking that for the scenes from the OVA mini-series.
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« Reply #37 on: December 30, 2005, 01:59:26 PM »
Or maybe it's because you guys are stupid and the original game would have been rated E10 had the rating existed then.
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RE: How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #38 on: December 30, 2005, 11:04:36 PM »
It's only 95% homosexual, for 100% that horse would have to be a unicorn riding on a rainbow.

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« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2005, 06:41:16 AM »
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« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2005, 07:04:44 AM »
Wow, you just described pretty much every RPG ever!
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« Reply #41 on: December 31, 2005, 07:13:35 AM »
bill u big stewpid ps2 (rox0rz) haz no a buttun it has x ok ya
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RE:How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 2005, 07:54:34 AM »
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I bought the My Little Pony movie with the schmooze on Ebay for about 15 bucks.

...it has a couple of awesome songs.

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RE:How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #43 on: December 31, 2005, 01:14:13 PM »
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You all suck, the box art is fine...And the "horse" has eight legs because it has eight legs in the game...

It's not a normal horse, it's a Pegasus...


Well, 8 legs is still 4 more than any horse (unicorn or pegasus) should have, but I'll take your word for it.
Maybe the horse is running. . .
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RE:How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #44 on: December 31, 2005, 01:56:43 PM »
Isn't an 8-legged horse part of Norse mythology? Sleipner or something? Odin's ride?

...or is everything I read about in the Thor comics wrong?

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« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2005, 02:03:54 PM »
Is that what it is?!?
Ok, I'll buy that.
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« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2005, 02:36:34 PM »
OMG, Mantidor said it was Sleipnir back in the first page o' this thread, sorry Manti!

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RE:How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2005, 04:28:07 PM »
It ok, we are all aware that nobody ever pays attention to anything that anyone ever has to say

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RE: How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2005, 05:56:32 PM »
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ps2 (rox0rz) haz no a buttun it has x ok ya


Triangle, A, they both look the same (so they ARE the same am i rite)

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RE:How gay is the Phantasia box art?
« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2006, 10:26:59 AM »
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(so they ARE the same am i rite)


probably.

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