Author Topic: How gay is the Phantasia box art? (Read 14618 times)

Ending Walker Tropic · « **on:** December 28, 2005, 07:06:43 PM »

And waht's with this Everybody rating? Is this to say that all Arche's sexual adventures and the swearing has been removed? This could be the weakest thing ever.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2005, 07:12:30 PM »

That horse has eight legs O_O

Mario · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2005, 07:12:46 PM »

Yeah seriously, they just destroyed any chance of sales with that boxart. The only people who will even look at it for long enough to read the title would be 11 year old girls, and then they'll realise its a weird RPG and put it back down.

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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
That horse has eight legs O_O

Whoa WTF.

Ending Walker Tropic · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2005, 07:28:35 PM »

And yes, the bloody horse has eight legs. Seriously what's going on? Even a picture of the mana tree would be less weak.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #4 on:** December 28, 2005, 10:43:06 PM »

This game doesn't have the official Nintendo seal of approval, so nobody should bother anyway.

mantidor · « **Reply #5 on:** December 29, 2005, 02:26:14 AM »

I dont see the gayness anywhere, not at least compared with every single rpg cover ever made. You people have weird standards for that.

Theres a horse in norse mythology that has eight legs, I think its name is Hagen and was the ride of Thor or Odin.

Nephilim · « **Reply #6 on:** December 29, 2005, 02:34:38 AM »

It is a bit crappy

Rhoq · « **Reply #7 on:** December 29, 2005, 02:47:51 AM »

Who cares? It's a fu*kin' box!!! Isn't the game inside that box what really matters?

Flames_of_chaos · « **Reply #8 on:** December 29, 2005, 02:54:00 AM »

Well who the hell cares if the box art sucks or not there are plenty of good games with subpar and/or crappy box arts and did those box arts made you not buy the game......... I think not. Well most RPG's on the GBA get E or E10+ because the most you can do on it is fantasy voilence and alcohol references DUH, FFIV on GBA is E10+ and did that rating stop you from buying the game? geeze.

Ending Walker Tropic · « **Reply #9 on:** December 29, 2005, 03:07:23 AM »

Have you played the ToP SNES rom? They can do a lot worse than gambling and alcohol.

See that's the thing, it's a hardcore game but it gets this soft, sissy boss that's going to make me feel like a total poof when I buy it.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #10 on:** December 29, 2005, 03:19:01 AM »

Well if you look closely at the box, it says '3 Tales of Phantasia', so I think that's pretty good and will perhaps rival a Boy and His Blob Rescue of Princess Blob Slut on Game Boy for longest adventure game ever. 17 minutes! There is a spider on the wall. =(

Flames_of_chaos · « **Reply #11 on:** December 29, 2005, 03:32:16 AM »

Ummm belated double post gone bad?

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #12 on:** December 29, 2005, 03:44:45 AM »

Glitch in the Matrix. Glitch in the Matrix. Glitch in the Matrix.

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #13 on:** December 29, 2005, 03:54:31 AM »

I think they were trying to capture motion with drawing the horse with more legs. Its in full stride. And the cover isn't that bad. I think its kinda cool.

mantidor · « **Reply #14 on:** December 29, 2005, 04:00:27 AM »

Correction, its name is Sleipnir. Hagen is a warrior mentioned in the Nibelungenlied.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #15 on:** December 29, 2005, 04:49:46 AM »

The box art is freaking terrible, but the thing that really worries me is the rating =(

Strell · « **Reply #16 on:** December 29, 2005, 06:41:17 AM »

Holy crap you people are whiny.

I'd hate to think what everyone thought of the River City Ransom box art.

As for story changes, that would suck, but given that PG movies these days have lots of sexual innuendo in them, I doubt it will be a big deal.

God forbid you play the game first, the core motto of any Nintendo fan.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 29, 2005, 06:53:21 AM »

That Horse just winked at me!
I'm Brian Fellows!

This is the box art we should be complaining about:

jakeOSX · « **Reply #18 on:** December 29, 2005, 08:24:30 AM »

you know, i never played the original mega man... i think i see why now.

as for tales, once i found out it was related to tales of symphonia, i was sold. the box could have had pink bunnies on it, and rainbow bright, who could kick laura croft's butt, btw.

MaleficentOgre · « **Reply #19 on:** December 29, 2005, 08:39:57 AM »

if you've only played the snes rom you're in for a tricky surprise when you play this game. all of the swearing and sex stuff is 100% fake.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #20 on:** December 29, 2005, 01:43:06 PM »

I'll get this if it ever gets a local release, I mean, I have this;

And that's about thirty times worse than ToP's boxart.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #21 on:** December 30, 2005, 12:35:56 AM »

NES was High Dollar!

Ending Walker Tropic · « **Reply #22 on:** December 30, 2005, 02:11:05 AM »

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Originally posted by: MaleficentOgre
if you've only played the snes rom you're in for a tricky surprise when you play this game. all of the swearing and sex stuff is 100% fake.

Aww poo!

And LOL at censorship sticker TAKING OVER THE BOX Infernal.

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #23 on:** December 30, 2005, 02:58:27 AM »

For the first time EVER we are getting Tales of Phantasia legally, and not having to resort to a rom, and so many of you people are complaining. Not about the game, but about the damn box art. Didn't your parents ever tell you not to judge a book by its cover, the same goes for a game.

Mario · « **Reply #24 on:** December 30, 2005, 03:07:39 AM »

I don't think anybody's said anything about the quality of the game, you can judge the cover by its cover.

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Author Topic: How gay is the Phantasia box art? (Read 14618 times)