Arrr.... I'll bite, ye weepin' sack o' squid guts...
(whips out cell phone w/ parrot decal on it, calls, listens, hangs up)
Yarharharhar! UncleBob, ye be a mighty peculiar landlubber, but ye done a fine job. A round of applause for ol' Bob, a true scallywag of a man if I ever seen one, yarrrrr...
(starts to clap, and stabs his good hand with his hook hand)
Yow how hooooww!... gotta keep me good eye on that thar. Yarroww... </surlypirate>