Bill do you get excited over Seasame Street every morning? Because seriously that's what this game is, it's childish, it is aimed at children. It's called a demographic.
It's nothing against the game, it might be perfectly playable, it's nothing against you, there's nothing wrong with playing a colourful game but you have to realise, this game is for children. When Capcom greenlighted this, you can be sure that they wern't aiming to sell it to the same group of people who bought Okami or Resident Evil, they are aiming this game at childrena nd you can expectt he game's storyline, themes, humour and challenge to reflect that.