Okay, to play the game as a Jet-powered-Monkey-navigated Oboe instructor, you have to drown your Grandma in her pot of soup and she will drop a 100 tonne steel boulder that Link has to have chained to him for the whole game. With your steel boulder you then must jump in the ocean and sink to hyrule where you break the statue of link to find a duck in which Zelda decides to swallow it whole and starts to choke, so Link finds a magical possum and eats it so he can lift his steel boulder and he throws it into Zelda and she spits out the duck and Zelda is crushed by the boulder. Then the duck says "WE LUV TEH SUBS!" The duck will then bite off Link's nose, thus revealing babies. Link explains by saying that all that happened with him and Zelda was that they did nothing together! Link met up with Saria and got her drunk and then Link realized that the LoZ series is rated "E" for a freaking reason then Ganon stuck his head out of the ground and suggested they all go on a picnic, Link was pleasantly surprised at the offer, and they made their way towards the Town. "Hay guys what's doin' this side of town?" Ganon questions authority in a wedding dress. And an elephant steps right on his groin which causes fury within the hearts of people, making them want to start poking Infernal Monkey in the sides until he tells us why he stuffed up teh story, then we unleas the sub-loving duck on HIS nose to see what he and Bill have been up to in which you realize that Infernal has nothing to do with this and it's all a plot for me to take over the world as Bridget as my queen where link and zelda and ganon run all across the countryside having picnics with Buffalo Springfield, who feeds them vast amounts of brand-name raisin oats, causing them to have chronic diarrhea which turns out to be something more than that. Ten days later after the diarrhea has marinated with the earth, zombies form and say, "WE LOVE TEH SUBS!" They do a little dance, trip on each others legs, fall down, crack open their spleens, which burst blood at their eyes, blinding them, and when everyone's blind they walk aimlessly into each other, causing their heads to fall off, which land on their legs, which break, and their arms cut themselves off with saws, thus leaving only a torso to chew teh brain of teh Ganon who was magically wished back into this story by Link, who was wished back by Zelda, who was wished back by Goku who said, "WE LOVE TEH DRAGON BALLS!" And we say, "kewl, u wised us bek wid tem, det ez kewl." And he says, "No, I love the dragon's balls." and we stare p blindly into the sky wondering "how on earth did I just do that" then at that time four kitties come into view from a far oft land bearing gifts offering their thanks for the coming of "teh subs" which in turn makes Link's leg hollow out and inside is a rabid Wedge-tailed Eagle that eats all "teh subs" and becomes so fat that Link can't move so Link grabs onto a turtle and tries to exercise in order to lose all the weight but nothing works so Ganon went into a shop and purchased AAALLL the Barbie toys. "I AM PRETTY GIRL" Ganon proclaimed with glee. Then an elephant ate his hair again because of some periods in the wrong places, the game is over, but not before Link decides that he DID go to town to save the princess Zelda, but since Ganon took her away he curls up with a good book and a tub of ice cream to write about his memoirs about fun in bed with Link Then aliens have sex with the blue boomarang to sex up the rating, and get a nasty cut. ENDING THE WORLD zeda and link go kick ass while playing mk
d in which Link decides to be Toad and Toadette while Zelda and Ganon bicker about who is going to be Bowser and Peach. This forms a debate which only can be solved in one way, Super Smash Bros.: Melee……
I took some parts out, like when infernal stuffed it up. Basically, it doesn’t make snese because we’re changing the tenses here and there and there are all sorts of grammatical errors. Plus it sucks. I give it an F and a “you fail at the interweb” sticker. And a plush toy of a chocolate bar for good luck
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