Author Topic: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat! (Read 11066 times)

Snake 'n' Bake · « **on:** April 24, 2004, 06:09:45 PM »

Okay, to play the game as a Jet-powered-Monkey-navigated Oboe instructor, you have to drown your Grandma in her pot of soup and she will drop a 100 tonne steel boulder that Link has to have chained to him for the whole game. With your steel boulder you then must...

Now you follow on from where I left off

Obiyo · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2004, 10:42:04 PM »

......jump in the ocean and sink to hyrule where you break the statue of link to find.......

ib2kool4u912 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2004, 11:07:36 AM »

a.....

Gibdo Master · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2004, 11:17:37 AM »

...duck...

SgtShiversBen · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2004, 06:38:36 PM »

In which, Zelda decides to...

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2004, 07:03:29 PM »

...Swallow it whole...

Obiyo · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2004, 09:29:41 PM »

....and starts to choke, so Link.......

Snake 'n' Bake · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2004, 03:37:17 AM »

...finds a magical possum and eats it so he can lift his steel boulder and he throws it into Zelda and she spits out the duck and Zelda is crushed by the boulder. Then the duck says...

P.S. post more than one or two words! post a sentence at least.

kirby_killer_dedede · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2004, 02:16:52 PM »

..."WE LUV TEH SUBS!" The duck will then bite off Link's nose, thus revealing babies. Link explains by saying that all that happened with him and Zelda was...

Snake 'n' Bake · « **Reply #9 on:** April 27, 2004, 12:15:09 AM »

...that they did nothing together! Link met up with Saria and got her drunk and then...

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #10 on:** April 27, 2004, 02:56:57 AM »

...Link realized that the LoZ series is rated "E" for a freaking reason...

Mario · « **Reply #11 on:** April 27, 2004, 02:58:45 AM »

.... then Ganon stuck his head out of the ground and suggested they all go on a picnic, Link was pleasantly surprised at the offer, and they made their way towards the ...

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #12 on:** April 27, 2004, 03:43:44 AM »

Town.
"Hay guys what's doin' this side of town?" Ganon questions authority in a wedding dress.

And an elephant steps right on his groin.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #13 on:** April 27, 2004, 09:27:30 AM »

And thus, the story is now over because Infernal did not end his post with an ellipsis. Damn shame.

ib2kool4u912 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 27, 2004, 10:51:34 AM »

And it was going so well too.

SgtShiversBen · « **Reply #15 on:** April 27, 2004, 02:09:32 PM »

Ending the topic causes fury within the hearts of people, making them want to...

Snake 'n' Bake · « **Reply #16 on:** April 28, 2004, 01:32:30 AM »

...start poking Infernal Monkey in the sides until he tells us why he stuffed up teh story, then...

kirby_killer_dedede · « **Reply #17 on:** April 28, 2004, 02:47:22 AM »

...we unleas the sub-loving duck on HIS nose to see what he and Bill have been up to

...

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #18 on:** April 28, 2004, 07:17:14 AM »

...In which you realize that Infernal has nothing to do with this and it's all a plot for me to take over the world as Bridget as my queen...

Jale · « **Reply #19 on:** April 28, 2004, 10:03:45 AM »

...where link and zelda and ganon run all across the countryside having picnics with...

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #20 on:** April 28, 2004, 12:22:56 PM »

....Buffalo Springfield, who feeds them vast amounts of brand-name raisin oats, causing them to...

Ms.Pikmin · « **Reply #21 on:** April 28, 2004, 03:06:10 PM »

...have chronic diarrhea...

SgtShiversBen · « **Reply #22 on:** April 28, 2004, 05:31:24 PM »

...which turns out to be something more than that. Ten days later after the diarrhea has marinated with the earth, zombies form and...

kirby_killer_dedede · « **Reply #23 on:** April 29, 2004, 01:13:13 PM »

...say, "WE LOVE TEH SUBS!" They do a little dance, trip on each others legs, fall down, crack open their spleens, which burst blood at their eyes, blinding them, and when everyone's blind they walk aimlessly into each other, causing their heads to fall off, which land on their legs, which break, and their arms cut themselves off with saws, thus leaving only a torso to chew teh brain of teh Ganon who was magically wished back into this story by Link, who was wished back by Zelda, who was wished back by Goku who said, "WE LOVE TEH DRAGON BALLS!" And we say, "kewl, u wised us bek wid tem, det ez kewl." And he says, "No, I love the dragon's balls." and we stare...

(COME UP WITH A GOOD RESPONSE TO that!)

SgtShiversBen · « **Reply #24 on:** April 29, 2004, 05:19:16 PM »

...up blindly into the sky wondering "how on earth did I just do that" then at that time four kitties come into view from a far oft land bearing gifts offering their thanks for the coming of "teh subs" which in turn makes...

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Author Topic: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat! (Read 11066 times)