I found this on my University's file sharing program, I am sure someone could find it on the net.. but this is a breakdown of the HILAROIUS, typical 80's commercial!
"Did you see the latest Nintendo Newsletter?" - Geeky Kid
"Whoa!!!! Nice Graphics, I would like to get my hands on that game!" - Less Geeky Kid
"You mean you haven't played it yet? We can play it on my Nintendo Entertainment System!" - Geeky Kid
*Geeky Kid Breaks into a Rap while showing game footage*
It's the Legend of Zelda and it's really rad,
Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad,
Octorocks, Tectites, Levers too,
But with your help our Hero pulls through,
*Record Scratching noise throughout the rest*
Yeah... Go Link... YEAH.. Get Zelda.. *More scratching noises*
"Awesome" - Less Geeky Kid
*In Awe* "Nintense" - Geeky Kid
"The Nintendo Entertainment System. Your parents help you hook it up. The Legend of Zelda sold seperately."
- Announcer Guy