Author Topic: Official "Homework Help" Thread (Read 13470 times)

kirby_killer_dedede · « **on:** April 02, 2004, 01:16:55 AM »

Yes...for school, I need to do a research project on clown fish. Can anyone tell me about their migration patterns, if they have migrate?

Mr. Von Riktor says, "Pwwweeeez?"

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #1 on:** April 02, 2004, 01:24:24 AM »

Heh, clown fish never stray more than 2 meters away from their anemone homes during their whole lifetime...

yellowfellow · « **Reply #2 on:** April 02, 2004, 03:05:14 AM »

the fathers are extremely faithful, for example, if a father has his wife and all his babies eaten except one, and his only son is taken by scuba diving dentists, he will chase after his only son all the way into sydney fighting off sharks, lantern fish, and jellyfish. the dad will work extra hard if his son has a bad fin and will make many glib remarks if accompanied by an annoying forgetful fish voiced by Ellen Degeneres.

other than that... sorry i can't help...

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #3 on:** April 02, 2004, 06:00:20 AM »

Ugh, anything having to do with Finding Nemo is utter fiction...and crap...

Pale · « **Reply #4 on:** April 02, 2004, 07:17:07 AM »

Damn Bill, and I thought it was real....

Draygaia · « **Reply #5 on:** April 02, 2004, 11:51:47 AM »

You have a school library, science teachers, public library, and this wonderful thing you have called the internet.

Ian Sane · « **Reply #6 on:** April 02, 2004, 11:59:33 AM »

Draygaia he technically is using the internet. He's just not using it correctly.

While we're on the "do stuff for me" topic I've been assigned to fix a bug in one of my employer's programs. Somebody want to do for me for free and have me get paid for it?

kirby_killer_dedede · « **Reply #7 on:** April 02, 2004, 01:20:30 PM »

Mr. Von Riktor says: "Oh Lord! Thank you so for this spiritual force - aka Bill - in Messiah form! What, we're not doing that no more?"

Mr. Von Riktor also says: "I'll have some of what he's smokin'."

Mr. Von Riktor continues: "kirby_killer_dedede learned at school today that clown fish can change gender at will."

- NintendoFan - · « **Reply #8 on:** April 02, 2004, 01:36:03 PM »

See this is what alittle Google is used for...

Berny · « **Reply #9 on:** April 02, 2004, 02:00:27 PM »

Everything you need about
clownfish is in Finding Nemo. ^_^

evil intentions · « **Reply #10 on:** April 02, 2004, 06:10:20 PM »

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Originally posted by: Bill
Ugh, anything having to do with Finding Nemo is utter fiction...and crap...

I think Finding Nemo is cute. I especially like Dory.

Yellowfellow: You also forgot that they will even go inside other animals in order to find their lost son.

Berny · « **Reply #11 on:** April 03, 2004, 09:33:35 AM »

I'm with evil. Finding Nemo is a wonderful movie. I read that clownfish really do rub against anemonies (=P spelling) so the become resistant to the sting.

odifiend · « **Reply #12 on:** April 03, 2004, 09:49:09 AM »

Does anyone know how to derive f(x) = ln x with the definition of derivatives?

Berny · « **Reply #13 on:** April 03, 2004, 11:04:08 AM »

Um...I'm not sure what you are asking there, and I'm no good at math so I'll let someone else handle that.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #14 on:** April 03, 2004, 11:29:12 AM »

Clownfish have a special protective mucus on the outside of their skin that protects them from anenomes. So when an evil shark comes along they dash into the anenome for saftey. And dance. SAFETY DANCE =o

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #15 on:** April 03, 2004, 11:47:39 AM »

"That dance wasn't very safe."

You'd know that quote, KN, if you watched Futurama!!

Epside 3.21, entitled "Futurestock", which originally aired March 31st, 2001.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #16 on:** April 03, 2004, 12:12:38 PM »

More like futur. . . dork. . . orama! LOLZ!!!!1!!11

You should go to a clown fish message board for questions about clown fish.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2004, 12:26:14 PM »

Bah. I don't *do* the DVD scene, so if I want to catch a certain episode I have to be very lucky.

Funny thing, my friend the other day said, "Eric, you know what show I think you'd like? Futruerama. You seem like you'd like Futurerama." And then he told me about all the pop-culture references and stuff.

Berny · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2004, 12:29:09 PM »

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Originally posted by: mouse_clicker

Epside 3.21, entitled "Futurestock", which originally aired March 31st, 2001.

Very good, Mouse, but you have no way of proving you didn't look that up. Trying to sound smart, eh? Heh heh heh. I'll bet you don't know where the Berlin Wall was built.

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2004, 12:29:33 PM »

Your name is Eric, too, KN?!?! =O Or did I already know that and just forget? In any case, Cartoon Network moved Futurama back to 11 PM Eastern Mondays through Thursdays, so you should watch it.

Berny: Psh, I haven't memorized ALL of that yet, just most of the first season.

Berny · « **Reply #20 on:** April 03, 2004, 12:32:38 PM »

THAT explains why I can never watch it on Fridays. I'll have to tune in during Easter Break.

evil intentions · « **Reply #21 on:** April 03, 2004, 02:27:11 PM »

Instead of watching futurama, watch Finding Nemo. Finding Nemo is a lot better.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #22 on:** April 03, 2004, 10:14:17 PM »

odifiend: (ln x)'=1/x.

Fluke Worm · « **Reply #23 on:** April 04, 2004, 01:18:10 AM »

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Originally posted by: Bill
Ugh, anything having to do with Finding Nemo is utter fiction...and crap...

Not true. Don't ya know Finding Nemo was inspired by a true story. uu-hm *nods head* really, in fakt most movies these days are "inspired" or "based" on "true" stories. Movie companies do this to help educate the public through entertainment, obviously, what other reason would there be?, seriously, I can't think of one,......... not a single alternative possibility.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #24 on:** April 04, 2004, 07:46:23 AM »

Fluke Worm is a victim of "consumer education".

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Author Topic: Official "Homework Help" Thread (Read 13470 times)