Perm, your St. Patrick's day adventure from two years ago does not live up to the hype you've created. I'm quite disappointed.
I was actually unaware that today was St. Patrick's day until I got to work. I must have forgot since I am not Irish, don't drink, and don't get a day off work.
"Everyone better be wearing green or I'll have to pinch them"
Does the Indiglo on my watch count? If not well you can try pinching me if you want but I have a natural defensive reflex action to being touched by guys so pincher beware.