Author Topic: Furbies scare the crap out of me (Read 4963 times)

mouse_clicker · « **on:** March 12, 2004, 04:53:34 PM »

The weirdest thing just happened to me. I was reading through the civilization histories on The Conquerors (I'm a nerd, I know) when for no apparent reason, one of the Furbies in my closet wakes up and starts talking. This thing hasn't been on for at least 3 years, and I could have sworn the batteries were dead, considering I have quite literally thrown it across my room without it coming to life. Then out of nowhere it wakes up! I am thoroughly creeped out right now- I'm afraid if I go in my closest it'll stab me or something. o_O

ThePerm · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2004, 05:01:12 PM »

government conspiracy

Pale · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2004, 05:15:48 PM »

"i won't die, like chucky won't die"

Uncle Rich AiAi · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2004, 05:34:32 PM »

run! hide! Furbies are after you!

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2004, 05:38:21 PM »

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ThePerm · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2004, 05:40:46 PM »

scaries....ont for get atoroth, and mephistophilis

SearanoX · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2004, 06:32:35 PM »

Of course they're scary. They are the spawn of Satan, after all.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2004, 06:48:07 PM »

Psycho Mantis and the Sons of Libido are after you.

Ocarina Blue · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2004, 08:33:30 PM »

Furbies always scared me. Whether it was the shrill, wailing voice of a banshee or the lifeless clockwork eyes of the gnome-devil, we'll never know.

They still scare me though.

So do life-like porcelin dolls with glass eyes.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #9 on:** March 13, 2004, 03:21:21 AM »

Maybe Erwin landed in your Furby after pissing off Hastur again?

Berny · « **Reply #10 on:** March 13, 2004, 11:42:16 AM »

Furbies look like something that News World would make up. Is that the one with the "Cats on Mars" story? I was just at the store and I saw that and leafed through it and apparently the apocolypse is drawing near: an asteroid is headed for earth and IT WILL WIPE OUT HUMANITY!!! Despite the obvious relevence of THAT story, "Strange Cats Found On Mars" was the cover story. You can feel assured that when you fall asleep tonight and don't wake up because you were obliterated by a gigantic space rock, CATS will outlive us all. They were wrong about the cockroach. Cats have conquered TWO planets.

Oh, right, so Furbies. ^_^ Yeah, they are definitely scary. I don't know why they were ever popular. If some little kid were to wake up in the night and see that in the darkness, Pull-Up training pants stock value would skyrocket. Isn't that right, mouse?

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #11 on:** March 13, 2004, 01:42:57 PM »

Uh, never liked Furbies. But I fear nothing, so no, I am not scared of Furbies.
Though I'd prefer to be out of their company. . .

Cats deserve to outlive cockroaches. Or maybe they can live together and breed cockcats. . . no, no. . . catroaches. They look like cats, but can squeeze like the size of a quarter, live ten days without a head, and climb on walls and fly. Ah yes, and they'll be really gross.

Draygaia · « **Reply #12 on:** March 13, 2004, 03:30:28 PM »

Did you hear that?!

Fur Fur Fur Bee Bee Bee

You probably have Furby the 13th. The 13th one created and somehow different from the others.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #13 on:** March 13, 2004, 04:48:31 PM »

Haha! Furby's were great! We once tried to have a furby and a baby furby communicate and they made weird fizzing noises and smelled of burning! True story!

Berny · « **Reply #14 on:** March 14, 2004, 07:40:10 AM »

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Originally posted by: Hostile Creation

Cats deserve to outlive cockroaches. Or maybe they can live together and breed cockcats. . . no, no. . . catroaches. They look like cats, but can squeeze like the size of a quarter, live ten days without a head, and climb on walls and fly. Ah yes, and they'll be really gross.

HA HA HA HA HA!! The future is bleak!

We need to write a letter to the governments of our respective countries to prevent this from EVER happening. Catroaches will destroy us all!!!

Jale · « **Reply #15 on:** March 14, 2004, 01:05:12 PM »

There is but two weapons against the furbies

The first weapon is bean bags. Simply place the Furby under your beanbag and then leave for a week. It will be in a coma.

The second weapon is fire.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #16 on:** March 14, 2004, 03:39:10 PM »

I dunno, I found the grenade launcher to be pretty effective as well.

But maybe I just got lucky.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #17 on:** March 14, 2004, 07:19:08 PM »

Good, ol' hammer's a lot cheaper.

kirby_killer_dedede · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2004, 02:49:11 PM »

You mean I'm the only one who figured this out? Geez. Haven't you ever wondered why Furbies are fuzzy? Think about it. It'll hit ya in an hour or two.

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2004, 02:55:11 PM »

It happened again! The same Furby woke up for no reason and not it won't shut up! It just keeps talking and talking in the middle of the night!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2004, 03:01:08 PM »

Just don't think about movies like Child's Play, or that Dummy episode from The Twilight Zone...

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Oops...

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2004, 03:04:13 PM »

Play a game with it! The directions are always something like "Hit it twice in the tail, stroke it's back five times, pinch his spinal cord, and poke him in the eye three times to play 'YES/NO'"

I actually love YES/NO. You ask it a yes or no question, and pet it's back and it work say 'yes' or 'no' in Furbish or whatever. IT SOLVED ALL MANNERS OF MYSTERY!

KDR_11k · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2004, 11:42:11 PM »

kirby_killer: Cause they were invented by furries as sex slaves, we all know that.

kirby_killer_dedede · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2004, 01:21:55 PM »

No, KDR, of course not!

...no, wait, that was it.

News:

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