Topic: My cat has a tapeworm!

[Gibdo Master]

Discuss

[ruby_onix]

Is this one of those things where you're gonna edit the first post's text and topic name for the first of April, so we all end up looking strange?

[Bill Aurion]

*Meow!*  Having tapeworm is such a horrible experience!

[DrZoidberg]

needs more drama.

[Hostile Creation]

Dat sucks.  Once, a fly laid its maggots in me cat's neck, and you could see the holes, which were coated in a sort of liquidy white mucus. . . you just wanted to reach down, pull them maggots out, and squish em betwixt yo fingers.

Gotta go.  (Cat's okay now, though.  Got them out)

[KDR_11k]

Use duct tape. Seals any cat shut.

[Ian Sane]

That's, uh, interesting I guess.

Tell us when YOU have a tapeworm.  That has some major discussion potential.

[Jale]

My biology teacher was telling me how once while disecting a pig they found a tapeworm in the intestines and it started to wriggle and made the pig's organs squirm and it made everybody run out of the classroom.

Squishy

[Oldskool]

Mix some whisky into their water. Should kill anything remotly worm-like.

[SearanoX]

You know, it generally helps to post a question of some sort.

Oh, and here's an idea.  Take it to a vet.  

[Hostile Creation]

Turns out my friend accidentally ran over my other friend's cat, who is possibly one of the most awesome cats in all of existence.  Or was, rather.  He was named Danger Cat, and he wuz the coolest.  I suppose he'd have liked to go that way, though. . . on an adventure.

*is silent for Danger Cat*

[Bloodworth]

or not