SUPER ANGRY JOE GET!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
i wake up at 7 cause the phones ringing and dont go back to bed. at 9, i call EB, who i will now refer to as, "the pathetic fagboys not worthy of eating my feces" and they dont wanna break their sissy street date for AC. i think they dont wanna break it because its the only date they will ever have. apart from jerking off to anime that is.
ME: hey bitch! gimme AC! i wanna go fishing and sh*t.
PFBNWOEMF: like, i totally used to be on the highschool light and sound team!
ME: REALLY??!!?!!?oneoneoneoneoneone!!!!!!!!! DIEEEEEE! *thrusts crotch in PFBNWOEMF's face*
PFBNWOEMF: mmmmmm, this reminds me of my "pokemon weekend"
ME: DEFILER OF ALL THINGS SWEET AND PURE AND CAPSLOCKED! *extracts semen from nearby PFBNWOEMF with syringe, promptly injects into original PFBNWOEMF's eyeball*
TA TA CANDYBOYS!!!! *disappears in puff of smoke leaving behind a nuclear warhead with 3 seconds on the timer*