WOW, PLANET GAMECUBE IS STILL SLOWER THAN PIG SH*T? WHAT A SURPRISE. I LOVE SPENDING TEN MINUTES TRYING TO ACCESS A THREAD, I LOVE EVERYTHING! IS THAT A LAMP OVER THERE? CAN I HUMP IT?
BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGEEERRRRRS.
WOW, ANIMAL CROSSING! IT'S ONLY OVER A YEAR LATE! I LOVE NINTENDO AUSTRALIA, TOO! THEY KNOW HOW TO TREAT FANS! "HERE FANS, HAVE ANIMAL CROSSING, I SPOSE. CAN I HAVE $100 FOR IT? I KNOW YOU LOVE SPENDING $100 ON A GAME THAT'S WELL PAST ITS PRIME."
CAPS LOCK IS VERY AMUSING. AMUSING, INDEED. WISH I COULD SEE WHAT'S HAPPENED IN THE LAST THREE PAGES, BUT THANKS TO PLANET GAMECUBE, I CAN'T. THANKS PGC. WHY DON'T YOU HANG A 'DIAL UP PEOPLE NOT ALLOWED' ON THE FRONT DOOR? THAT'D BE AWESOME. DON'T TRY AND FIX THESE SPEEDS, THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH LIKE HARD WORK! OMFG BURGERS. FLIP THEM, GRILL THE CHEESE! PLATES OF FRIED PAPER AND SALT.
THEN THEY ALL WENT OVER THERE AND SANG SONGS ABOUT TURNIPS. DRINK YOUR TURNIP JUICE! KGJKJSDGDJLGKSDHSDGKSDGSDJGKDSHJKSHGJKDKSDHGS.!!1111ONE.