There once was a thread called the Aussie thread, back in it's birth it had a handful of people posting in it. All complaining about the Zelda bonus disc! They were like "AW MAN, WHERE BE MY ZELDA BONUS DIC?" and others were like "WOAH DUDE, YOU LEFT OUT THE S IN DISC!" and the other dude was like "DISC?".
Then some more people came along, and all talked about vagina's and drugs. It was all fun and games until 400 people lost their eyes. Not in this thread, but all over the world. Mostly firemen who were getting cats out of trees.
"HELLO KITTY KITTY"
*Kitty uses scratch attack*
*Fireman has 'fainted'*
Then like, this egg came along, and it was like, "YEAH" and I was going "AW YEAH? BURGERS?" then I didn't use full stops very much, so sentences were long and scary, often people would die from the inability to breath because my sentences were so long, I tried using it as a pick up, but no luck.
Then I'd totally go off track of my original point to the thread and eat bacon. Bacon has fat on it, I dislike it, so I give it to my dog. Dad often calls me a pansy for having such a cry over fat in meat, but I cannot help the fact I dont like chewing on grissle and fatty fat clear stuff that just doesn't go down.
Not down in a sexual way, either. That would require passports and little clay figures. Like Gumby and friends, although he wasn't really clay. Remember the block heads?
So yeah, I went DONT GO THERE GIRLFRIEND, while eating a mailbox. It had letters in there, one contained a million dollars, and I spent it all on rock candy. Real rocks, no candy. They became my friends and stuff. Then I ate them. They took their revenge a few hours later. Eek.
Topic: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion about anything thread (Read 689621 times)
