Topic: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here

[Miyamoto Osaki]

I withdarw my comment since I didnt read everything of what RABicle has to say on the "gurnal of fist". He has alot of fist which I cannot handle.
 

[Bill Aurion]

Pre-E3 Pietriot Quote Fun-Fest!

Infernal Monkey says:
"Hmm, our crap isn't selling, I know! Let's just give them more crap!"
"But sir maybe if we gave them a good game.. people would buy it?"
"A what?"
"A... good game"
"You're fired"

Bill says:  I CURNT SPELLLLSLL
Chris DS says:  LESS than 3 weeks then!  
Ms.Pikmin - I suck at RE4 says:  ru ossy?
Chris DS says:  you spelt spell wrong ...
Bill says:  oh did i spell it rite now?  
Chris DS says:  (and i spelled spelt rong )
Ms.Pikmin - I suck at RE4 says:  right
Bill says:  wrong
Bill says:  oh shi i'm confused now  
Chris DS says:  what's gong on  

Ms.Pikmin says: haha, up your mario

Infernal Monkey says:
wtf, microsoft were giving away TV's at the GDC? isn't that something dodgy everything in one crap shops and 42nd hand car retailers do because whatever you buy will blow up and take out your entire house?

oh, right

Bill says: i have to reinstall my computer because i needed to download DirectX
Bill says: don't feel like restarting
t8 says: ah
Chris says: reinstall your computer?
Bill says: lol

Roland says: yeah sometimes I tell myself I'm going to work out. then i dont
Deguello says: Well, you lack FIST.
Deguello says: UNH.  Chew on that.
Deguello says: Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh.
 
 Touched By A Ninja has left the conversation.

Bill says: unh  
Bill says: you just pelvicthrusted ms pikmin out of the chat you cad
Deguello says: LOL

Berny Park  says: Go into the future and bitch him out.
Berny Park  says: You'll be younger and have more energy than him.
Bill says: time machine plz
Berny Park  says: Eh...I ran out. I have backwards pills which will send you back in time 3 seconds but  that won't help
Bill says: gimme them!
Berny Park  says: Mker.
Bill says: time machine plz
Bill says: wtf
Berny Park  says: LOL

Leave room, explore. I found a toilet AND a vending machine with chips. I AM AN EXPLORER. Go back to room, some lady asks me who I was and what I was doing here. I stood up and answered like a confession group thing. HELLO MY NAME IS LANCE AND I FOLD PAPER. She gave me a horrible look and left. ~Inferny

Infernal Monkey says:
nintendo will be all 'hey sega let's add some of your cool characters!' sega gets excited and busts out artwork of big the cat, e-10 gamma and the generic goons from spike out
"USE THESE"
nintendo's already getting on a plane to go back home

sega cries

What is this? An original puzzle game? By Nintendo? More like just another repetitive touch screen gimmick game. I don't have time for this, too busy writing essays about why Nintendo suck.~Mario (on Ian)

Bill says: dear internet, stop being stupid
Bill says: love, bill
Infernal Monkey says: the internet cant understand that  
Bill says: 0011010100100101010101
Bill says: love, bill
Infernal Monkey says: ahahahahaa

Infernal Monkey says:
it's portable!
"k, i'm going outside to play wipeout"
NO DON'T DO THAT
"but i like outside!"

*sits on a bench, under the sun, light reflects off screen and melts eyes*

"PSP"

t8 says: i wonder if i'll be able to take my friend onto the ferris wheel
t8 | there is no fun without sin says: i need some romance  
Chris says: not if it's a polar bear!
Chris says: (what)
Bill says: LOL
Infernal Monkey says: ahahahahha
t8 says: polar bears are HOT

"I'm sure Robotnik (or Eggman as Sega like to call him now, another delightful decision) has nothing better to do than stroll down to the beach and put up some walls. "I enjoy long walks on the beach. So I can put some walls all over it". ~Inferny (Sonic Heroes)

Infernal Monkey says:
oh hay i really seemed to piss off mr. EB clerk while i was there these two yobos were buying a DS (HOLYFUCKINGCRAPNINTENDOHAVEREACHEDOUTTOTHEYOBOS) with .. spiderman 2! and EB wanted eighty ****ing bucks for spiderman, and i was all "you could get that at big w for $60" and the lady was all "AW REALLY??!11" and just bought the DS

eb guy was all >=O

Infernal Monkey says:
sammy: make da supper munchy blawl for da planestation 2 and xcitingbox okay
sega: and gamecube?
sammy: make da.. AW YOW GONE AND COINFUSED ME NOW
sega: coin..fused?
sammy: we make.. da.. pan...ik..a... machine.. with da...

*sega closes door and walks away to begin work, sighing*

Well how about we rephrase "non-gamer" to "people-that-aren't-Rick" then. That's a market of billions of people, compared to a market of 1 person. ~Mario

Chris says: Reggie threatened them
Chris says: "hey guys i heard this new rumor that i'm going to tell everyone OH S***" *gorilla sound...

followed by sound of ass kicking*

Also, I'm not sure why you started talking about Bugs Bunny. Last time I checked Bugs and Mario weren't even FREINDS.~KN (about nemo on Mario 128)

Julius, "Pro" says: videogames are all about preventing us from using our imagination
Julius, "Pro" says: if we use our imagination, we'd start our own companies and put them out of businizz
nitsu demon says: or get bought by EA

Deguello says:  8 Mile is like a Yu-Gi-Oh! game except with rap.

t8 says:
"HAY you here for psp launch??"
"no, i wanna buy a DS"
"Oh, but it launched last year"
"Oh. Are there still any left?"

Deguello says: Legend of Zelda is like the Beatles.
Deguello says: It's at the top of EVERY Countdown
Deguello says: No meatter what countdown it is.
Deguello says:
TOP TEN CHEEZES

5. Brie
4. Camambert
3. Bleu
2. Cheddar
1. The Beatles and The Legend of Zelda

Infernal Monkey says: i think putting tails in a ROBOT for SA2 overpowers big in SA1

a BLOODY ROBOT!

A ROBOT
Deguello says:  (robot)
Infernal Monkey says: and when you fall down holes, he doesn't even try to fly out! "I'M FALLING!"

t8 | comin at ya with sexual references and medium level course language says:
 Salt 'n' Peppa - Let's Talk About Sex
Chris says: talk to your parents about it

Bill says:  oh yeah, last week t8 woke up at 3:33 am
Bill says:  it was funny since he didn't notice it
Bill says:  i had to tell him he did :'D
Hybrid Hunter says:  lol
Chris says:  
Chris says:  this can only mean one thing!
Bill says:  THE DARKNESS COMES
Chris says:  he ate Denis Dyack, GEDDIT? T8DENISDYUACK LOL
Bill says:  LOL

WILL & GRACE NOW STARTS. So. SO. It's.. some.. woman.. with an annoying death voice and some g** guy. And they like, lolz at society 24/7. Complaining about socks and forks. The laugh track's going bezerk. HAW HAW THEY WHINGE ABOUT S*** NOBODY CARES ABOUT! And.. er, annoying death voice lady works for some.. non-annoying death voice lady. But she doesn't do any work! That's ****ing hilarious. Non-annoying death voice lady is all like "do your work!" and annoying death voice lady starts complaining.  Then in comes g** guy, and then they complain together. Laugh track goes wild. ~Inferny

Infernal Monkey says:
*driving in the city*
"oh S***, MUUUUUDSLIIIIIDE!"

Bill says: capcom decided to make 7 trademarks on MEGAMAN NT WARRIOR in a row
Infernal Monkey says: O_O
Infernal Monkey says: what a terrible name
Bill says: did that ever come out?
Bill says: it was filed in 2003
Infernal Monkey says: "it's megaman, and he like.. runs off that s***ty windows operating system!"
"okay"
*game never boots up*

1nfernal Monkey says:
hey monkey, waaaana peanut?

... UUMMF

i said ONE!

peeack says:  I hate brad pitt  
peeack says:  hogging all the T's
peeack says:  ONLY NEED ONE JERKFACE

Infernal Monkey says:
"PSP isn't an instant success, drinky!"
"what WHAT whooooOOOOPS!"
*CRAAAAAAAAASH*
*GIGANTIC HOLE IN THE FLOOR*

Roland says:  actually **** 4 swords
Hybrid Hunter says:  that'd hurt

Bill says:
peeack says:  I hate brad pitt  
peeack says:  hogging all the T's
peeack says:  ONLY NEED ONE JERKFACE
t8 says:  Ts?
Chris says:  lol
Bill says:  pitt has 2 T's
t8 says:  whats Ts?
Bill says:  the ****ing letter
Chris says:  LOL
t8 says:  why...does he have the letter T
Bill says:  -_-
Chris says:
t8 says:  OHHH
Infernal Monkey says:  T is for cookie
Deguello says:  WTF Broken internet
t8 says:  its his name
t8 says:  hAHhAhAhahhahhAh ^___^;

Deguello says:
And LOL Mary Gotti has a show too "Isn't it great that I am relating to a ****ing murderer?!  Give me money."

Bill says:  i need nintendo stickers
Bill says:  i'll put them all over my tube
Bill says:  CARDBOARD TUBE
Bill says:  phew, disaster averted
Berto2K says:  lol
Berto2K says:  depends on what is copied
Bill says:  DAMMIT

Chris says:  jungle beat is tiku tiku tiku!  bongo beating off in public
Bill says:  i will beat off in public and punch morons in the gob
Ms.Pikmin says:  why did i choose to look at the window just now

Berto2K says:  oh hey mork and mindy story on tv
Bill says:  wtf
Berto2K says:  story on how show went
Bill says: wtf
Berto2K says:  you never seen mork and mindy?
Bill says:  wtf is a mork
Berto2K says: tv show from like 70s with robin williams
Bill says:  he's a mork?
Berto2K says:  he was an alien from another planet (i think)....name was mork
Bill says:  what kind of name is mork?
Berto2k says:  dunno, he didn't get it here on earth for his character though
Bill says:  well duh, how in the world can you "mork"?
Bill says:  wait, wtf, WHO came up with a preposterous name
Berto2K says:  how can you "bill"?
Bill says:  i can bill you for buying stuff
Berto2K says:  no cause i no buy from youuuuuuuu
Bill says:  oh, right...well if i had a store i'd bill you for buying stuff...or possibly because you bumped into a shelf of very expensive china
Berto2K says:  and they hit mario and whoever touched it last is resposible
Bill says:  mario, it's your fault
Chris says:  what's going on  
Bill says:  ok, that comes tooooo 465 dollars and 43 cents...plus an Aussie tax...
Berto2K says:  lol
Chris says:  aussie tax? that'd make it a billion dollars
Bill says:  well s***, i guess i don't have to sell china anymore

Chris says:
hey i haev a videogame tune that i dont know where its from but i just played it on guitar and definately recognise it, reminds

me of kirby or yoshi or something, any it goes
Bill says:  
Bill says:  what is it?
Chris says:  
DO do do do DO do do do DO do do do dodo doooo dooo
DO do do do DO do do do DO do do do dodo doooo dooo (lower)
DO do do do DO do do do DO do do do dodo doooo dooo (higher like the first one)
DO do do do DO do do do DO doooooooo

fast paced  
Chris says:  i think it might be in SSBM
Bill says:  ...
Chris says:  lol

t8 says:  OH AND HEEEY.....yesterday for the dance club, we learned a bit of tango (H)(H)(H)(H)
Bill says:  blol dancing
t8 says:  there was only 2 guys, and like 10 girls (H)(H)
t8 says:  me and the other guy john, when our teacher said to partner up, we were like 'hehehehehe (H)(H)'
Bill says:  so you chose each other
t8 says:  oh s***
t8 says:  that came out the wrong way

Infernal Monkey says:
i hope spinny hats are avaliable in the game

*takes dog out for a walk, craps ALL OVER EVERYTHING*
"hey you gunna clean up that mess" an old man will say and i'll be all "TOUCH SCREEN, SPIN UP THE HAT!" and AWAY

*TOKKATOKKATOKKATOKKA*

Deguello says:
<Underling> Uhh Mr. Fils-Aime, we found a bunch of..
*gets suplexed*
<Reggie>  You will address me as "My Lord Reggie Kong."
<Underling>  Oww... uhhh.. M-M-My Lord Reggie Kong, we found a case of mannequin hands and p-p-p-please don't hurt me I'm
<Reggie> Bring them to me.   Ahhhhh... I have an idea...  Give them away and make it a promo.  AAHAHAHAHA  You have done well underling!

Chris says: arghh where the **** is my dick
Berto2K says: O_O
Chris says: pick*
Bill says: best typo EVER
Bill says: but i don't get it  
Bill says: i think mario meant to say dick
Berto2K says: lol
Chris says: lol
Chris says: no seriously i cant find my pick
Bill says: i like how "d" and "p" are on completely opposite sides of the keyboard
Chris says: yeah i just say dick a lot

Ms.Pikmin says:  i know this is completely random and i don't normally care about sports at all, but i'm getting immense satisfaction that the lakers didn't make the playoffs
Ms.Pikmin says:  i just saw the lakers thing and was LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ms.Pikmin says:  you're daughter will wind climbing out a window once you've gone to bed
Bill says:  
Bill says:  haha
Ms.Pikmin says:  that's what i used to do
HC says:  Not if it has bars in it!
-KN- says:  not if her window is over a pit of LAVA

t8 says:  HAY HAY!!! I TOUYCHED BOOBIES!!! PRAISE ME FOR I AM MORE MANLI THAN YOOOUUU!!!!!
Bill says:  ._.
Ms.Pikmin says:  your mother doesn't count

Chris says:
Comment by: the_hulk on Apr 1, 2005 - 3:41 PM
do you have a journal entry with all the sheet music

Comment by: the_hulk on Apr 1, 2005 - 3:41 PM
bump

Comment by: the_hulk on Apr 1, 2005 - 3:42 PM
****in hit you soon if you dont have all the sheet music as attachment

Comment by: the_hulk on Apr 1, 2005 - 3:42 PM
BUMP

Infernal Monkey says:
nintendo's hush hush about everything
i bet when they decide to order lunch at staff meetings nobody speaks up and nothing is ordered

then one day a disgruntled staff member comes into work, picks up the phone and screams into it

"I WANT CHINESE AND I WANT IT LOUDLY, LET IT BE KNOWN"

Chris says:
I can imagine Nintendo planning this right now

*NoA office*

<Reggie> So i'll DESTROY the PSP right?
<NOAguy#1> Uh.. well, we'd rather you didn't
<Reggie> You'd..... WHAT?

SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAKE

t8 says: gotta go
t8 says: be back in s sex
t8 says: >__<
t8 says: sec

Ms.Pikmin says: i was at the store with my daughter the other day and she was running around pretending to fly.  she can't say her "l's" very well so she was running through the store yelling " FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP "
Chris says: the sound waves probably just reached t8 and he's on his way to that store

Bill says:  full moon
Bill says:  i'm going to turn into a wolf like link UH OH GAVE AWAY PLOT TWIST
HC says:  Legend of Zelda: Link Turns into a Wolf and S***

"S***, some little kid's in my room right now probably breaking wind and my stuff. Maybe ON my stuff." ~Inferny

Infernal Monkey says:  link is the new great mighty poo and he's going to throw his angst at you
Bill says:  he's actually not angsty
Bill says:  he goes around helping pregnant women carry their things
Infernal Monkey says:  he looks it when he's on a horse  
"i wanted a fuckin' CAR. stupid birthday, WORST BIRTHDAY. SLASH"

Chris says: FUCKEN bird hit u in the fuken gob take my 80 beats will u

Ms.Pikmin says:  do you see an icon?
Bill says:  yes, a tiny flower
Ms.Pikmin says:  i dun want the stupid flower

This game will rock, I'll call all three of my puppies 'hey you' causing them and everyone on the train to look at me at the same time, triggering an explosion. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" ~Inferny

Chris says:  i just had a pancake
Chris says:  E3 is going to  be at least TWICE as good as that pancake, and it was a pretty awesome pancake

Robert says:  windows messenger superior?? lol
Chris says:  it is
Chris says:  lag free, no BS
Bill says:  mine doesn't lag
Chris says:  lies
Bill says:  um no
Chris says:  no it doesn't lag? exactly
Chris says:  wait..
Chris says:  no it is a lie
Chris says:  blargjghss

Chris says:
LOL.. imagine Reggie's browsing forums on his day off... "hmmm, i might check out planetgamecube.. kick some ass there.. WHAT IS THIS I CANT KICK MY OWN ASS"

Infernal Monkey says:  i fap and get distracted easily, WOW A BLUE CAR

[Berto2K]

My turn for more quotations!

Bill: i need nintendo stickers
Bill: i'll put them all over my tube

Bill:  i will beat off in public and punch morons in the gob

Chris says:  arghh where the **** is my d***

Chris says:  it's hard to hear the songs when you're beating off furiously anyway  

[RABicle]

t8 | who's interested in going to Michael Buble concert? says:
   then in the morning, you can leave, just like countless othe girls have from my house

Infernal Monkey says:
   lolol

t8 | who's interested in going to Michael Buble concert? says:
   blol

Chris says:
   ummm

Chris says:
   4 people in a room mightbe a little packed looking at a small stream

Roland - Amni - Earn Fist says:
   so your having sex too? Sh¡t was that on the agreement when you signed peeack?

peeack - Easily amused by his own antics. says:
   yeah

Infernal Monkey says:
   ahahaha

[Infernal Monkey]

This thread needs more MORE MORE. I just had a lol adventure going through the whole thing. We OWNED MSN.

[Bill Aurion]

Very well! =D

Deguello says:  And quit raping old movies with your games.
Deguello says:  f*** Godfather, Warriors, then what?  the Grapes of Wrath?  Gone with the Wind?
Deguello says:  PRINCIPLE!
Deguello says:  Where is the principle, people?
Hybrid Hunter says:  in school!
Chris says:  LOL!!!!!111111111111111111

Chris says: it's hard to hear the songs when you're beating off furiously anyway

Infernal Monkey says:
it'd be cool if the new zelda had random people out in the middle of nowhere, and they're all "thank god you're here, we got lost looking for mushrooms!" and then you press B and Z together and link farts all over them, and they're all "nooo, i'm old! it's clogging my nose!" and they die, and link's all LOL and gives the camera a thumbs up

then the credits roll

Julius, "Pro" - Daisy Sandwich says:
doesn't matter if ign/gamespy provides the onrine tools.  7.9's everywhere
Julius, "Pro" - Daisy Sandwich says:
this time, they'll take pride in being responsible for the 7.9
Julius, "Pro" - Daisy Sandwich says:
"i got disconnected"
 
 -KN- has left the conversation.

Akai Buri-chan says:  supposedly you can climb trees in Zelda
Infernal Monkey says:  to catch flying dung beetles
Infernal Monkey says:  
RRRRRRN
"i'll get you!"
RRRRRRN
"come 'ere a second"
RRRRRRN
"GOTCHA"
PLOOOOOOOP
"AAUUUGGGH"
*all heart containers empty*

Infernal Monkey says:
reggie should start off with "we like big flops!" and a video of PSP plays, it just sits there and japanese kids laugh at it and wet their pants

"we like big laughs"
video of people watching the xbox 360 MTV event

Chris says:
maybe Rare thought the backwards compatable thingy in the Xbox 360 was the actually hardware, and now they're like "whoops lol"

Infernal Monkey says:
microsoft's secret weapon: comedy

"hey guys, whoOOOOPs"
*microsoft tumbles and a photo of PD0 falls out of pocket*
"oh microsoft! hey, what's this?"
"NO DON'T LOOK!"
"don't be shy, c'mon.. OH GOD, YOU SICK f***!"
"ahaha"
"ahahahahaha!"

*suddenly everyone appears from nowhere and laughs*

*screen fade*

Chris says:  imagine what Rev will do to your pants  
Infernal Monkey says:
turn them around in some freakish revolution? ;__;
I CANT PEE OUT OF THE ARSE BIT!

Infernal Monkey says:
*capcom approaches PS3 dev kit*
*snapping turtles leap out and bite them in the testicles*
*ken walks in*
"LOL YOU GUYS, UP FOR A CHALLENGE"

GAF is now the spanish village in RE4. The second Folder makes a post, someone's gonna point, yell out something in spanish and we're all going to attack at once. I'll bring the dynamite.
(random GAF comment)

Infernal Monkey says:
if they're this lazy with their site imagine how cool their 360 game will be!

"dude, it's just pong"
"jealous?"
"of what? $60 PONG?"
"mmmmmm"
"are you trying to EAT MY LEG?"
"MMMMM, uh uh.. no"
"dude the game doesn't even respond to the controller"
"sanity effect"

Some tosser rambled on into a microphone about everything and VROOOOM, doors are open. Goons San Fransico Rush in, lots of shoving and hilarity. Almost like a tidal wave. OF GOONS. I love that word today! ~Inferny

Akai Buri-chan says:  but personally, i'd most want to live in a pokemon world
Chris says:  and just be standing there saying the same line over and over?
Akai Buri-chan says:  lol
Caillan - Namcot says:  you'd be a random trainer who really likes shorts
Chris says:  ahahaha

[RABicle]

-

[PIAC]

Akai Buri-chan says:
back from fun

Akai Buri-chan says:
if by fun meaning "holding ladder, getting soaked"

peeack - Easily amused by his own antics. says:
someone was pissing on you from upon a ladder?

Chris says:
so bill is this Xenias thing bullsh*t or what?

Akai Buri-chan says:
yeah

Akai Buri-chan says:
lol no


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[Bill Aurion]

Deguello says:
"Maybe there wouldn't be so much animosity if Itagaki didn't boast that he could do Pikmin 3 better than Nintendo.

As it stands, it is similar to Itagaki walking up to the Mona Lisa, shouting "I can draw a better Mona Lisa than Da Vinci!" and a week later showing up with a paint-by-numbers of the exact same painting except with a big mustache on it."

Deguello says:
Itagaki is very much like a stumbling drunk who throws a dart right at the bullseye and the tavern views that as impressive, and every successive throw land in someone's eye.


peeack says:  water bottle ON THE TRACK
peeack says:  2nd ferrari drove over it
peeack says:  exploded
Chris says:  o_O
peeack says:  the bottle, not car
Chris says:  hahaha

Survey Question:  Have you ever stolen a friends boyfriend/girlfriend?

Termin8:  TECHNICALLY, no.
KN:  So by that you mean yes, since technically would mean kidnapping.

peeack says:  oh hay, the internet is LUSTING for your post in Oh God! My Eyes! thread
Infernal Monkey says:  ahahaha i know
Ms.Pikmin says:  that is so disgusting
Infernal Monkey says:  OH JESUS THE DOG SPEWED
peeack says:  go sam go ;_;
Infernal Monkey says:  AUUUUUUGH

Infernal Monkey says:
"This week the American software giant will begin to give out free versions of its Xbox home video games console to about 70 primary and junior-high schools in the Suginami-ku suburb of Tokyo."

ahahahahahha
Infernal Monkey says:  there'll be a lot of dead kids as a result of this
Infernal Monkey says:
"here you go, shiakabia beandip-san"
"THANK YOU AMERICA MAN, AAAUUUUGH"
*box crushes kid*

Box says:
i hate the fact that people believe everyone here is rich
Infernal Monkey says:
that'd be annoying if someone wanted to find their friend

"rich, are you here?"
*HUNDRED ZILLION PEOPLE* "YEAH"
"what no "

[Bill Aurion]

Infernal Monkey says:
and you'll be able to jack cars
"GIMME YOUR CAR, JERK"
"no"
*EATS CAR, RIDES THE SUBWAY*
"MONSTER LATE FOR WORK"

"you failed to get to work on time, mr. monster"
then some rap music plays (Note: This is about Rampage ~Bill)

Infernal Monkey says:
that'd be cool, midways games would have normal lump of **** and extended super detailed sloppy fresh **** as well

"you can SEE the bits of peanut in this one"

peeack - Jiggy Joe Usaflag says:  NO I AM A WOMAN
peeack - Jiggy Joe Usaflag says:  oh, f*** wrong window
Akai Nyan-chan says:  O_O
Hybrid Hunter | Trying to be funny says:  ...
Infernal Monkey says:  ahahahaha
t8 says:  pantsu~? ^__^
peeack - Jiggy Joe Usaflag says:  it's from a song ;_;
peeack - Jiggy Joe Usaflag says:  f*** YOU

t8 says:  want a stripper for ur bday?
Infernal Monkey says:  i don't need one =o
t8 says:  what about me? ;___;
Infernal Monkey says:  if you want<3
t8 says:  <3
t8 says:  wait no
t8 says:  not me stripping

Deguello says:  LOL EGM still made of Trash bags
Akai Nyan-chan says:  yep
peeack says:  more like trashbags are filled with EGM

Infernal Monkey says:
glass rose had god awful music, though. nintendo must of given them something better than a $4 casio keyboard to work with for another code
Infernal Monkey says:
most of the time it was just a few drum beats and some piano work that sounded like a school bus falling off a cliff

t8 says:  UGH
t8 says:  BAD NEWS
Chris says:  you're standing behind me naked?

Infernal Monkey says:
"you got this game in?"
"LOL who the f*** knows"
"but you work here"
"LOL whatever who the f*** knows am I right so how about that weather"
"uh"
"PRE-ORDER A COMPUTER"

Deguello says:  If I got a PSP for my birthday, I'd put it in a glass case.
Chris says:  lol
Chris says:  i'd take it in my room, replace the PSP inside ther box with my DS, open it up in front of them, and say "whoa, a PSP!" while holding up the DS, assuming my parents give it to me, cause they wouldn't know the difference, and then i can sell the actual PSP for DS games

Akai Nyan-chan says:  - Players can now apparently choose where they want their house in the town.
Akai Nyan-chan says:  YES
Akai Nyan-chan says:  i want mine near the waterfall!
Infernal Monkey says:  i'd have mine on the train tracks  
Infernal Monkey says:  "USER" wants to visit your town!
*do do dooo*

*BUUUWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN*
"USER" HAS F***ING DIED WHY IS YOUR HOUSE THERE?

Infernal Monkey says:
HIDIN' BEHIND THE DAIRY SECTION, DUM DE DUM

"what?"

OH **** I WAS MEANT TO BE THINKING THAT, NOT YELLING IT

*GAME OVER*  (Note: This is refering to this stalker hentai game ~Bill)

t8 says:  and when i mean 'i cried during zelda' i didnt burst into teats.
t8 says:  wait
t8 says:  argh
t8 says:  *tears  

[Ms.Pikmin]

Roland - Not Unemployed: well I was thinking, we all evolved from Cro Mag right?
Chris - Monaco! Go Webber!: what
t8 | hexic is pissing me off big time: cro mag..?
Chris - Monaco! Go Webber!: adam and eve are my grandparents
peeack - Easily amused by his own antics.: we all came to earth in L. Ron Hubbart's underpants.
t8 | hexic is pissing me off big time: lol

[Mario]

Whoa, your usernames for people are WAY out of date Ms P I only had that name for a day, and it was months ago now.

[Ms.Pikmin]

<3 trillian

[PIAC]

ahahah Trillian, I haven't had that name for like a billion months. BILLION.

[Bill Aurion]

Infernal Monkey says:
i played sonic adventure 2 on the toilet with a wavebird

then when i went into my room it was at the game over screen i won

Infernal Monkey says:
everyone was
"LOOK AT THAT SCREEN, THIS WILL SURELY BEAT THE NINTENDO DUMB SYSTEM DID YOU CATCH MY WITTY REPLACEMENT OF WORDS THAT IS WHY I WORK AT 1UP"

"what games does it have?"

"WHO CARES, THEY ALL GET 9/10 BY DEFAULT"

"how about that another code?"

"... THAT IS NOT A PSP GAME YOU FAGG0T, 0/10"

*YEAR LATER LOL*

"THE SCREEN HAS LOST APPEAL BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING TO DISPLAY ON IT, 0/10"

Mario says:
*Iwata gets up on stage to say something*
<Iwata> You say you want a Revolushun? I am purowd to announce, we have a Revolushun. Right HERE!
*Iwata pulls Nintendo Revolution out of his jacket*
<EveryoneElse> Um, ok, we've already seen it, but thanks.
<Iwata> I have another piece of the Revolushan puzzle.
<EveryoneElse> =O
<Iwata> That is all.
<EveryoneElse> What?

*Iwata giggles and disappears*

t8 says:  its funny how i stir the sexual desires of both sexes.
t8 says:  NOT
t8 says:  I ONLY WANT THE WOMEN
t8 says:  F***ING FAGS

Chris says:
10.7 hours of songs, what could that mean? 10th July? What happened then? Hmmm there's 59 days between then and September 9. 59, what significance could that have? 5 + 9 = 14. 14 - 9 = 5.

Now we have 5!

Chris says:  i've got no f**king clue what i'm doing

Chris says:
[12:19:33 PM] Michael Phio: ?
[12:19:35 PM] Chris: who are you?
[12:19:37 PM] Michael Phio:
[12:19:45 PM] Chris: i see squares
[12:20:30 PM] Michael Phio: You are using English edition operating
             system?
[12:28:05 PM] Chris: yes
[12:28:43 PM] Michael Phio: OMG...
[12:29:00 PM] Chris: so, who are you and why did you add me
[12:30:17 PM] Michael Phio: I got a message which said you will marry me

Infernal Monkey says:
"wallguy, pop down to the shop and get some milk will you?"
"okay.. and i set out on a journey.. one that may never end, but it is something that must be done, for... humanity"
"WALLGUY SHUT UP AND JUST GET THE MILK, SH!T, THE STORE'S FIVE MINUTES AWAY"
"awww"
"AND GET RID OF THAT MOTION BLUR, YOU'RE WALKING"
"i HATE you"

IanSane: One day we're all happy and looking forward to Zelda and the next we're questioning Nintendo's future.
KnowsNothing: Jesus christ, is the rest of your life this overly dramatic? "One day I was all happy looking foward to some toast, but I burned it, and now I'm questioning the future of my toaster. This could be the breaking point where I never eat toast again."

Chris says:
i'm busy cutting my fingers

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Chris says:
and bertos connection

peeack says:
bill was walking along
and tree is all like I'LL HIT DAT, FHTUA!
and then 4chan.

Ms.Pikmin says:
WHY DO YOU CARE I"M NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR YOUR G*Y GURNAL!!!11

IanSane:  My opinion on this is the same as mine on NBA Street's: Nintendo is spreading Mario too thin.
Infernal Monkey:  Good thing Mario's fat am I right.

Infernal Monkey says:
WoW gives iwata a stern lifeless look

"but it's WoW, geddit?" developers say

"lolololol no" iwata replies

Deguello says:
*t8 enters chatroom*
<Grub, Deg, everybody> OMG RE DS OMG OMG
*Discussion for 20 minutes*
<Somebody> OMG RE DS
<t8> resident evil ds??  Wha...?  how did i miss this wondering around town with a steak in my pocket

-KN- says:
It'd be neat if you didn't have to catch her, she could just kind of...flop off of a ledge and land on her face, and then just get up agian (Bill: on Ashley's RE4 PS2 exclusive costume)  

[KnowsNothing]

I was lolling all over the place during the discussion of playable Mario in RE4.  Here are all the suggestions, with lols and ahahahahas taken out.

-KN-: Mario should have been a playable chacrter in RE4 =(

Chris: that'd be F***ING AWESOME, shoot fireballs!
Chris: spin enemies around with cape
Chris: spray water

-KN-: You found a Red Mushroom!

Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: then "YOSHI!*
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: EAT GANADO

Chris: this should be in RE4-2 for GC

Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: lols, yoshi lays 1-up eggs after eating Giant

-KN-: Assignment Peach
Chris: jump out of windows with umbrella

-KN-: throw turnips
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: instant HEAD SHOTS
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: *SPLAT*

Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: imagine jumping on Ganado, pressing A, and carrying them around to throw them later KN says: THIS IS BEST QUOTE

Akai Nyan-chan: el gigante dies by magically flying up in the air upside down
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: Gigante requires 5 direct hits

Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: kill lake monster by overfeeding

-KN-: Del Lago is the giant fish with glassess KN says: what the hell am I even talking about here?

Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: del lago floats to the surface, with heartburn, becomes INSTANT BRIDGE

-KN-: Get behind Mendez and hit switch, falls through floor

ALSO:
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: cuz i have a PUNISHER
-KN-: Punisher punishes nothing but the user

^^ quoted for ultimate truth

[kirby_killer_dedede]

You crazy Aussies.

[Berto2K]

I found this while cleaning up the desktop on my computer.  Its from August '05 and there were no Aussies online like almost all day.

Akai Kaitai-chan says:
gah where are people
Berto2K says:
nothing on the news of australia blowing up today?
Akai Kaitai-chan says:
nope, but it's not like anyone would care if it did
Berto2K says:
lol
Akai Kaitai-chan says:
might find it in the back of Metro page
Berto2K says:
ya really

"Oh and buy the way, Australia blew up today.  Thank you, that is all."
Akai Kaitai-chan says:
lol

[Infernal Monkey]

Ahahaahhaha

zombie thread =o

[nitsu niflheim]

bbbbbrrrrraaaaiiinnnss

[Infernal Monkey]

Tasty!

[Bill Aurion]

I haven't posted here in more than a YEAR, whoops!  TIME TO CHANGE THIS!

GAF Guy 1: "I just don't see the appeal to this game. Why would I want to play a game where the premise of the game is you take care of a dog?"

GAF Guy 2: "Why would I want to play a game where I tell Terrel Owens to catch a ball?"


Chris says:  coded arms total is around 100,000
Infernal Monkey - We took a plane says:
"here's 100,000 copies, southjag, don't drop them!"

"WA-WAAAWHOOOOOPS!"

"you MORON!"

"dont worry i have a plan!"

*hops on internet*

"SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!" LOL DS"

Akai Kana-chan says:  you totally missed every bit of news ever while you were gone!
Hybrid Hunter | Woof says:  what did i miss?!
Infernal Monkey says:  "Nintendo announces today, big secret. Not for Hybrid lol"

HC - Iwata Junkie says: (Post-Iwataton)
I think I need to go take a shower, it's like I just had sex with God or something.

Infernal Monkey says:
"Thank you for coming to our surprise meeting!"
"what's this about?"
"ooooh, this and that.. this and th-TWILIGHT PRINCESS"
"oh GOD it's in my BRAIN"

*drops backwards*

*reggie hurls more copies of twilight princess at the press*

*guys run in*

"that's the guy, he kicked our a**es and took our name tags! YOU! this is the microsoft conference, get the f*** off the stage NOW"

*reggie kills them*

Chris says: (on SeriousGamer007)
"I know you are reading this."

uh, no s***, if i wasn't reading it i woudln't be reading it

Eyetoy Play 2
Baseball. Okay, you swing your hand to hit the baseball out. Now, without any instruction of how, you see "RUN!" I've been able to get a single by windmilling both of my arms wildly, a double by just wiggling my fingers right in front of the camera, and an in-the-park home run by pointing the eyetoy to my ceiling fan.  ~GAF Anonymous

Chris says:  ok.. i'm pulling out a plug that may or may not be my PC plug. soooo.. brb?
Berto2K says:  hahaha
 
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Infernal Monkey says:  blol
Berto2K says:  guess it was lol

t8 says:  he wanted to get outta her quick  
t8 says:  *here o__O

Akai Piichi-chan says:  and i like how Rare is f***ing whoring out PD now
Akai Piichi-chan says:  OMG JOANNA DRINKS COKE WTF
Akai Piichi-chan says:  WHO THE F*** CARES?
Deguello says:  god
Chris says:  no he doesn't

Infernal Monkey says:  "DON'T PEE YOUR PANTS"
Infernal Monkey says:  that should be the new WARNING screen at the cinemas, to go along with "DON'T talk on your mobile phone you FA**OTS" and "GO to the snack bar when the movie has started and annoy the hell out of the people behind you because you're FA**OTS"

Akai-chan says:  Children of Mana sounds so hot...it's the first SE title i've ever anticipated ever
Roland - End it here says:  I'm going to predict taht I'll suck
Roland - End it here says:  it*'ll!

Akai-chan says:  but racing sucks, hope it's fake
Chris says:  you sauce
Chris says:  err suck* o_O

Infernal Monkey says:
"So Reggie, thanks for your time"
"Sure thing, I'm always excited to talk about the possibilites of Revolution"
"Yeah we noticed, you kinda broke down an entire wall while entering this room"
"Not my problem"
"So.. Revolution"
"Yes?"
"Will Zelda be cancelled and moved to Revolution in time for the launch?.. Reggie? ..... Uh, wait, what.. you're.. not meant to uh.. Reggie, don't

pick tha-"

*DEAD*


Infernal Monkey says:
i attacked some guy with my umbrella earlier! i spun it around and all the water went all over his back and i was all whoops lol hope he doesn't notice

and he didn't! what a day!

nitsu says: I lock the bathroom door even if I am the only person in the house. I mean someone might break in while I'm in the bathroom and I require my privacy

t8 says:  i want to make GOOD use of the hotel room tonight
t8 says:  (kissing
t8 says:  o_O
t8 says:  (KIDDING
Infernal Monkey says:  LOL
Akai-chan desuuu says:  O_O
t8 says:  KIDDING

Akai-chan desuuu says:
gaggle of geese
school of fish
pride of lions
s***load of asians?
Chris says:  LOL
Infernal Monkey says:  more like boatload (lolhaha)
Akai-chan desuuu says:  hahahaha
Chris says:  LOL!!!!!!

Akai-chan desu! says:  one time it was night time, and Pete was hiding BEHIND MY HOUSE
Chris says:  O_O
Infernal Monkey says:  LOL
Infernal Monkey says:  GONNA GET RAPED
Akai-chan desu! says:  *pic of gorilla*
this is pete
...........
*hours later...seriously!*
...........
Chris says:  JE*US CH*IST
Chris says:  why is thre a picture of a gorilla in one of my tabs
Akai-chan desu! says:  LOL
Chris says:  PETE THE STALKER >=O

Akai Loli-chan says:  i am SEARCHING
t8 says:  for a boyfriend?
Akai Loli-chan says: oh ho ho, examples?
Chris says:  FOUND YOU!
Chris says:  oh sh**
t8 says:  HAHAHA
Akai Loli-chan says: oh dear...

Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA says:  Beandip-san's family was killed when MS air-dropped 360s onto their home, crushing it
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA says:  it's no surprise Beandip-san is angry and fudged the numbers

Deguello says:  I'd LIKE to go
Deguello says:  'Specially if I get to meet CHICKS.
Deguello says:  I'll be all "flirt flirt" and they'll be all "Hey get out of the ladie's bathroom" and I'll be all "Incarcerated."


Roland - Commit this to memory says:
"I think Crackdown is gonna be a visually interesting game. As well as taking an interesting look at the urban style of action-adventure-type games, Crackdown takes a very different perspective on where the action comes from."
"Visually Interesting" = Looks like PSX
"Very Different perspective" = Black guy

Chris says:  looks like its on its way here from the map, but sky is still clear
Akai Shana-chan says:  storm is gonna rape you when you aren't looking  
Infernal Monkey says:  you'll turn your back for just a second, then IT POUNCES
 
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Infernal Monkey says:  grubby turned around ;__;
Akai Shana-chan says:  hahahaha

Akai Buri-chan says:  heyu
Chris says:  heyyyt5
Chris says:  u
Akai Buri-chan says:  um
Akai Buri-chan says:  are you drunk?  
Chris says:  um are you thinking
Chris says:  dunks cant think what
Akai Buri-chan says:  haha okay! =D
Chris says:  ;_:____________;

Chris says:  TMW FABOY is telling me 4d has been done did i miss the revolution
Akai Buri-chan says:  hahaha
Akai Buri-chan says:  4D is the passage of time
Akai Buri-chan says:  and Sonic CD involved time travel
Akai Buri-chan says:  so Sonic has already done 4D  
Chris says:  then Blinx is the best game ever
Akai Buri-chan says:  LOL
Chris says:  WHERE IS BLINX
Chris says:  I SWARE he held my hand but then vanished i want to hold thebesat game ever again
Akai Buri-chan says:  holy crap, i want him to hold my hand
Chris says:  lol
Chris says:  besat means it really sucks SUCKS
Chris says:  did i just see Deg jump through my window
Chris says:  cause itsopen
Chris says:  and he did appear! but its not in my room
Chris says:  OMG THERE COUDL BE THOUSANDS OF DEGS IN MY UNDER MY SHEETS EVEN
Akai Buri-chan says:  CREEPY FACE
Akai Buri-chan says:  you'll wake up in the middle of the night with deg's face in YOURS  
Chris says:  then its XEPLKODE CAUSE IT DOESNT FIT
Chris says:  why tf us there five pages of spinter cell
Akai Buri-chan says:  where? gaf?
Chris says:  yep ***
Chris says:  looks liek a f**ken painting i did in year 2
Akai Buri-chan says:  splinter cell more like splinter FELL OFF A CLIFF am i rite?
Chris says:  LOL NO BUT HE IS FALLING! FOREVBER STUCK IN THE AIR

Infernal says: RE4 beat out by 95 RPGs? I guess RE5 will be turn based in a wonderful attempt to capture the imagination of the Japanese market.

"LEEEEOOON, a zombie approaches!"
"Hang on bitch gotta wait for it to make the first move lol"
"But that'll take ALL DAY"
"Guess you'd better shut up then, so owned, let's kiss with piano music banging away in the background!"

Famitsu: "A TRUE CLASSIC, 40/40"

Infernal Monkey says:
that second [pic] is also the only good bloom lighting ever  

(unless link's SWORD has bloom lighting, and it blinds the enemies, "AUGH WHAT'S THIS S**T ON MY FACE" "HIIII-YAAAAAH")

Infernal Monkey says:  [animecyberrat is] gonna go head down to dat ol' truck stop for a stack of pancakes and a jug 'o grease
Chris says:  lol
Akai-chan says:  he's going to order in rap, yo
Infernal Monkey says:  hahahaha
Infernal Monkey says:  "GIMME THAT YO YO, YO YO, YO YO"
"we don't sell toys, sir"
"LET ME FINISH B****"

Chris says:
`We are developing titles for PlayStation 3, but the release of the games depends on the timing of the hardware.''

<Sony> In the meantime you can port them to PSP LOL!
<Publishers> LOL! Jokes are funny

Chris says:  oh boy new denis dyack interview
Chris says:  but it's in video form, can't be a**ed [link]
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA says:  ahahah nobody cares
Chris says:  set at mcdonalds
Akai-chan says:  lol mcdonalds
peeack says:  it's just a tape of him behind the counter eating uncooked cheeseburgers
peeack says:  MAKE THEM FASTER GLARBGLHADHFLHGH ::eats a teenager::

Akai-chan says:  oh yeah, ferny, did you hear about the rumoured Sega Rev game(s)?
Akai-chan says:  i bet one of them is Big's Fishing Adventure looooooool
Infernal Monkey says:  ahahahaha
Infernal Monkey says:  i hope it plays just like bigs fishing levels from sonic adventure, where you could cast the line out and the lure would go

straight through solid walls and hover in an endless purple background, all while Big lusts for Froggy

"FROGGY?" FROGGY! FROGGY? FROGGY!"

Chris says:  i'm 100% serious that i think the Shadow sequel will be Rev exlclusive
Chris says:  Sega will see how Shadow sold best on cube, and "reward" their loyal fanbase and there will be giant f**king grins all around the offices of Sega

Akai-chan says:  Piraninja or Ninpirate?
BlackNMild2k1 says:  Ninpirate sound illegal
BlackNMild2k1 says:  lawsuit in the making
Akai-chan says:  nah, not rea...AUGH REGGIE'S BURST THROUGH MY WA
BlackNMild2k1 says:  lol
Reggie says:  Sup, guys
Chris says:  your face doesn't show up on Windows Messenger! LOLOL I JUST PWNED REGGIE
- says:  ownage
- says:  oh shi
BlackNMild2k1 says:  someone took your name
Akai-chan says:  hahahahaha

Akai-chan says:  totally picking [Brain Training] up in may
Akai-chan says:  i'll probably pick it up when i pick up mario
Chris says:  i'm pretty heavy LOL
Akai-chan says:  hahaha

Akai-chan says:  hahaha i'm still lolling over the Rousseau the Thief screens
Akai-chan says:  PERVERT EXPERT
Infernal Monkey says:  =D
 
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Akai-chan says:  two people crashed
Infernal Monkey says:  internet's on a rampage!
 
 Stan has been added to the conversation.
 
Infernal Monkey says:  CAPTURED
Akai-chan says:  Rousseau the Thief is definitely a force to be reckoned with *nods head in serious forethought*
Infernal Monkey says:  hahahaha
 
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Akai-chan says:  Yes...quite *more serious face*
Infernal Monkey says:  :ian
 
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Infernal Monkey says:  oh wai too serious
Akai-chan says:  Rousseau the Thief
 
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Akai-chan says:  hahahaha
Infernal Monkey says:  loooool!
Akai-chan says:  this is an interesting turn of events
Akai-chan says:  Rousseau the Thief overwhelms internets
Infernal Monkey says:  it fills stan with a sudden desire to go perv on something each time it's mentioned

[Bill Aurion]

*found a censoring bug >=|*

[Infernal Monkey]

Quote
Akai-chan desu! says: one time it was night time, and Pete was hiding BEHIND MY HOUSE
Chris says: O_O
Infernal Monkey says: LOL
Infernal Monkey says: GONNA GET RAPED
Akai-chan desu! says: *pic of gorilla*
this is pete
...........
*hours later...seriously!*
...........
Chris says: JE*US CH*IST
Chris says: why is thre a picture of a gorilla in one of my tabs
Akai-chan desu! says: LOL
Chris says: PETE THE STALKER >=O

Oh my God, this is still the most hilarious thing I've ever witnessed on the internet ='D