A long, long time ago there was a man named Bob...Bob the locksmith...One day as he was coming back from a day at the market he came along a skunk, and said, "Oi! Hey there Mr. Skunk!" He tried to pick up the skunk, but as you know, skunks don't like to be picked up. So the skunk sprayed Bob and he went, "Aiiiiii! My eyes!" So he ran home to his dear wife who bathed him in tomato sauce and he was happy again. As his wife made dinner since realized that the cabbage Bob had brought back home from the market had been sprayed, and having no other alternatives used it in their dinner. Bob was very satisfied in the taste and that is how skunk cabbage came to be...
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