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Offline Gibdo Master

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Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously)
« on: November 06, 2003, 08:48:29 PM »
Here's a really great site in which people can anonymously post confessions and such. Some of them are slightly disturbing but there's a lot that are hilarious.

Here's an example.

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When I was about five, some kids at this playscheme I went to were having a dick fight. I told one of them that he got fifty points for kissing the other dude's knob. He did.


I laughed so hard over that I couldn't breath for a few seconds.  
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RE:Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously)
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2003, 08:53:14 PM »
lol..that is funny..but i think that the greatest site ever belongs to www.newgals.com
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RE:Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously)
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2003, 09:16:06 PM »
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Sometimes, when I'm home alone. I'll pee in the sink and not the toilet. I tell myself it's to save the world's potable water, but I know that's a lie.


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I once pee'd on my girlfriends back in the shower, the water was hot, she didn't notice.
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RE: Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously)
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2003, 09:55:39 PM »
yes! this is an awsome find!

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Last year I went on my friend's PC while he was in the shower. Ebay and Paypal were still logged in, as he had just been paying for some auctions. I decided to buy him some worn panties, which only had a few minutes left on the auction. I paid through Paypal, and deleted as much evidence of the transaction as I could. A week or so later he told me that some woman had posted her underwear to him, along with a saucy note which his girlfriend of 18 months had opened and read to him. Being the faithful type, he had no idea how this came about, but she got her stuff and left him anyway. To this day I have never told another soul, and he never figured out how this came about.


HAHAHAHHAHA

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RE: Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously)
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2003, 10:04:11 PM »
This is a goldmine. Seriously.
Great find. Hilarity ++!

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RE: Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously)
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2003, 10:24:20 PM »
This is just weird.

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Last month my car broke down at the store, I didn't feel like walking, so I stole one of those Handycapped motorized shopping carts and rode it home, Then I sold it on Ebay
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RE: Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously)
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2003, 05:06:40 AM »
www.notproud.com is also a confession site, plenty of golden confessions there.
And a great article i just stumbled across claiming that Apple computers are spreading evil things like Darwinism and Communism http://objective.jesussave.us/propaganda.html it is really really stupid, claiming stuff like the platypus logo of Darwin (apple's open source [read: communist] operating system core) platypus logo is trying to turn kids to satan. I'm serious!
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RE: Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously)
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2003, 01:57:09 PM »
I submitted a fake one.  Let's see what happens.
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RE: Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously)
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2003, 02:45:20 PM »
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i'm female and i have no idea how to masturbate.



LMFAO!
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RE: Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously)
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2003, 02:52:46 PM »
Well, another sick and disturbing site.  WHERE EVER DID YOU FIND IT?
Bah.

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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2003, 03:53:07 PM »
These are some really sick f*cks.

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I stretch for about 1-2 hours a day so I will eventually be able to fellate myself. I'm getting close, because if I stick my tongue out real far, I can almost reach. I hope that I will be able to do it someday.


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RE:Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously)
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2003, 11:51:26 AM »
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    I'm 21, I've never had a girlfriend, but I've had sex once, with a prostitute, who was high, for free... she was the first girl I kissed. But I still think I'm better than other people because I'm very smart, intellectually.

who does this sound like?  (i'll give you a clue, he posts on this board.)
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2003, 11:56:47 AM »
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Originally posted by: Grey Ninja
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i'm female and i have no idea how to masturbate.



LMFAO!



I'd teach her how.
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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2003, 12:02:57 PM »
I'm learning a bit too much about the users on these forums, nowadays...But, I guess I'm balancing it out...*points at sig*
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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2003, 12:04:50 PM »
You are all sick.
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« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2003, 12:42:35 PM »
We're all sick? You scared mouse_clicker?  
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« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2003, 12:44:22 PM »
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Originally posted by: mouse_clicker
You are all sick.
Haha, lighten up...We can't all be serious...or can we?
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« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2003, 12:46:57 PM »
Fear is a touchy emotion, something that you don't want to mess with.  
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RE:Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously)
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2003, 12:48:17 PM »
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Originally posted by: >X< Kitten >X<
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Originally posted by: Grey Ninja
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i'm female and i have no idea how to masturbate.



LMFAO!



I'd teach her how.


Heh.  I think most anyone here would be more than happy to do that.  
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« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2003, 12:51:22 PM »
Sure. But seriously everytime we starts talking about something sex-related, people seem to make posts like yours, mouse_clicker and Bill. That doesn't contribute to the sex conversation! WHERE IS THE SEX PEOPLE?!....Ok so I'm bored and in a posting mood. Sorry.
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« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2003, 12:52:46 PM »
You'd think we'd be the other way around, too- raging hormonal teenage boys.
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« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2003, 12:53:44 PM »
I think you're a little too young to hear some of the stories I could tell...
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« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2003, 12:56:05 PM »
Some of the stories 17 yeard old Bill could telll us? I'd like to hear some.
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« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2003, 01:01:58 PM »
Hey I'm not too young. Stories! Spit 'em out!  
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« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2003, 01:21:20 PM »
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Some of the stories 17 yeard old Bill could telll us? I'd like to hear some.
How about you just wait till you get to college...Then you can make your own...
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