Author Topic: Answer the question above game (Read 62545 times)

pcpltd · « **Reply #250 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:07:18 AM »

A. The post office, DUH!

Q. If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #251 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:09:17 AM »

A: Maybe the manager of 7-11 thought the name of it were the times they were open to; 7am - 11pm.

Q: If you go to a bone bank, why can't you make a calcium deposit?

pcpltd · « **Reply #252 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:10:55 AM »

A. Because your only supposed to deposite your bones.

Q. Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #253 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:12:35 AM »

A: Cuz, if it was a freeway, everyone would fall into the volcanoes.

Q: When a lion excapes from a circus in Africa, how do they know when they've caught the right one?

pcpltd · « **Reply #254 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:14:10 AM »

A. THey don't, they just say they do.

Q. If your walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many soda's can you fit in the freezer?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #255 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:17:28 AM »

A: Depends how many eggs are in your socks on the table.

Q: What's all this stuff about retirement I keep hearing on TV commercials? People planning, saving; they can't wait to retire. One woman on TV says to her husband, "At this rate, Jeff, we'll never be able to retire!" What is this all about? Why would someone spend his hole life doing something he couldn't wait to get away from?

pcpltd · « **Reply #256 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:19:24 AM »

A. None! Because bears don't eat chicken!

Q. Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #257 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:22:23 AM »

A: Yes

Q: Don't you lose faith in your dog's intelligence when he takes a piss and then steps in it?

pcpltd · « **Reply #258 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:42:03 AM »

A. No, because maybe it likes stepping in piss.

Q. What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #259 on:** December 21, 2003, 10:52:11 AM »

A: 0

Q: When blowing out your birthday candles, suppose you wish for one candle to stay lit? Is it possible for your wish to come true?

evil intentions · « **Reply #260 on:** December 21, 2003, 11:30:42 AM »

A. Yes, beause flowers do die in the winter.

Q. But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?

BoboThePenguin · « **Reply #261 on:** December 21, 2003, 03:20:02 PM »

A.I have never thought in my life.

Q. Why does the xbox weigh two tons?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #262 on:** December 21, 2003, 04:01:18 PM »

A: Its full of Bill gates' crap; litterly.

Q: You know a phrase I never understood? King size. It's used to denote something larger, but most of the kings you see are short. You ever notice that? Usually a king is a little, short, fat guy. You never see a tall king. When's the last gangly king you can remember?

Jale · « **Reply #263 on:** December 22, 2003, 07:53:33 AM »

A: Well Prince Charles will be a gangly king

Q: Where do scissors go to die?

evil intentions · « **Reply #264 on:** December 22, 2003, 09:42:00 AM »

A. In the mouth of your dog.

Q. How come the 7-11 is open 24 hours, yet there are locks on the doors?

Jale · « **Reply #265 on:** December 22, 2003, 10:03:28 AM »

A: So that they can close if they see me coming

Q: Why does America tolerate their government?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #266 on:** December 22, 2003, 12:04:56 PM »

A: Government is a business, and if a business is to fail, we all would be poor.

Q: If a really stupid person becomes senile, how can you tell?

evil intentions · « **Reply #267 on:** December 22, 2003, 04:10:35 PM »

A. Pigs don't fly, what are you talking about?

Q. What would you say if I told you that I cannot speak English?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #268 on:** December 22, 2003, 08:31:32 PM »

A: El speake Americano?

Q: Isn't it a good feeling when you read the tabloids and realize that a lot of famous people are as messed up as you are?

Jale · « **Reply #269 on:** December 23, 2003, 08:25:34 AM »

A: Yes but then i feel bad when i realise that it is all a publicity stunt

Q: What is better: being famous for being important or being imporant for being famous.

Swordsplay · « **Reply #270 on:** December 23, 2003, 08:34:28 PM »

A: Being famous, and important

Q: If you live on the wrong side of the tracks but get up on the right side of the bed, do those things cancel each other out?

Jale · « **Reply #271 on:** December 24, 2003, 09:04:26 AM »

A: Not if you have a bunk bed

Q: What is the purpose of wallpaper when you can just paint a wall?

nolimit19 · « **Reply #272 on:** December 26, 2003, 05:44:01 PM »

A: wall paper lasts longer and you only have to put on one coat.

Q. what is this site really about??

Jale · « **Reply #273 on:** December 27, 2003, 07:11:29 AM »

A: Robots

Q: What is This Site really about?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #274 on:** December 27, 2003, 01:31:00 PM »

A: zombie music?

Q: What goes through a bird's mind when he finds himself flying through a firworks display?

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