Author Topic: Answer the question above game (Read 61934 times)

manunited4eva22 · « **Reply #200 on:** December 15, 2003, 11:10:45 AM »

A: Because this thread should die

Q: Do you think saying /kill is an expelable offense?

Jale · « **Reply #201 on:** December 15, 2003, 11:22:22 AM »

A: Yes if you are threatening somebody

Q: If a pig flew would you go and do all those things that you said you would do when pigs fly?

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #202 on:** December 15, 2003, 11:25:50 AM »

A: Well yeah. I said I would, didn't I? You implying that I'm a liar? Huh? HUH?!

Q: (HUH?! is my question. . .)

silverdonut · « **Reply #203 on:** December 15, 2003, 12:43:26 PM »

A. No idea. *whispers to somone else, "He's mental that's why!"*

Q. Why is my name silverdonut?

manunited4eva22 · « **Reply #204 on:** December 15, 2003, 01:53:07 PM »

A: you were high?

Q: Jale, do you actually know what /kill means?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #205 on:** December 15, 2003, 06:33:42 PM »

A: Im assuming no.

Q: How come we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #206 on:** December 18, 2003, 06:46:28 AM »

A: Because english is screwed up

Q: Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #207 on:** December 18, 2003, 07:17:33 AM »

A: Because you are a lousy shot!

Q: Why do I want to commit acts of violent rage, and spill blood like it was water flowing freely from a stream?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #208 on:** December 18, 2003, 07:36:29 AM »

A: You had to much american coffee and cocoa puffs, you also hate your boss and he owes you.

Q: If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

krisdfish · « **Reply #209 on:** December 18, 2003, 11:25:06 AM »

A. On the floor.

Q. Why is my name krisdfish if I'm not a fish?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #210 on:** December 18, 2003, 01:35:44 PM »

A: You like fish, and the movie "Finding Nemo"

Q: If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

krisdfish · « **Reply #211 on:** December 18, 2003, 01:42:41 PM »

A. She'd just give him a spanking.

Q. f4sdf7gsdr7fsf8sd8g8f5gd4f4gd5f5g8df7g4df45g52?

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #212 on:** December 18, 2003, 01:43:51 PM »

A: Nah, she just kicks him in the balls.

Q: What's the worst way to die?

krisdfish · « **Reply #213 on:** December 18, 2003, 01:46:22 PM »

A. Depends which day it is.

Q. Why would I want to die?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #214 on:** December 18, 2003, 01:46:31 PM »

A: Going to crash into the ocean in an airplane going 600 mph in a vertical dive naked

Q: Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

krisdfish · « **Reply #215 on:** December 18, 2003, 01:48:05 PM »

A. Nah, not really. You should feel special because you might be their first patient.

Q: What's the best way to kill a math teacher?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #216 on:** December 18, 2003, 01:52:47 PM »

A: With a double edged ruler!

Q: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

pcpltd · « **Reply #217 on:** December 19, 2003, 12:05:16 PM »

A. Succefailed (duh)

Q. Derrrrr...

Swordsplay · « **Reply #218 on:** December 19, 2003, 09:34:59 PM »

A: What kind of question is that?

Q: Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

pcpltd · « **Reply #219 on:** December 20, 2003, 04:40:11 AM »

A. 54 B.C.

Q. What's up with chicken?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #220 on:** December 20, 2003, 06:24:16 PM »

A: Everything tastes like it. Its a glitch in the matrix.

Q: If i have 2 apples, and the sun is facing west, and you have 20 hairs on your back, while looking at michael Jackson, how many potholes were there in that peice of tar?

BoboThePenguin · « **Reply #221 on:** December 21, 2003, 01:36:15 AM »

A.It depends on how many pancakes are in the dog house in the middle of the highway.

Q. Why do fish taste so....nasty?

Uglydot · « **Reply #222 on:** December 21, 2003, 05:24:59 AM »

A: Because you havn't cooked them yet.

Q: Where did all the stinking gas in my car go?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #223 on:** December 21, 2003, 08:20:32 AM »

A: In your lungs, its sort of like second hand smoke.

Q: Why is it with any piece of home electronics equipment there are always a few buttons and switches you never use?

Jale · « **Reply #224 on:** December 21, 2003, 08:22:38 AM »

A) becuase Japan is trying to revive the button industry

Q) Why did Douglas Adams choose the number 42?

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