Topic: jokes

[KnowsNothing]

uhhhhhhhhh...............*starts drooling*.....................

Oh yeah.  I remember now.

I think we should have a pun competition.  This could be a total flop, but puns have to be the greatest kind of joke ever, and even if one person submits a pun it's be worth it.  for those of you who don't know, a pun is a "play-on-words"  (No, the acronym doesn't work.)

Anyway, this competition has no winner or no prize or anything.  Actually, screw that.  Just tell me some puns.  

I'd tell some, but they're all too hilarious-piss-your-pants-lol-rotfl-lmao-blow your head-eat-some-noodles-funny for all you guys.
READY GO!

[Mario]

LEWL

Ummm... i was walking down the street one day, when i err, said "GDAY MATE!" to a man. He responded, "GDAY?! But its night time!". Oh ho ho, i was rolling on the floor after that one.

[KnowsNothing]

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[Bill Aurion]

*throws tomato at Mario*

I have plenty of jokes, but they don't belong in family forums such as these ^_^

[oohhboy]

*Throws beer bottles at Mario*

Man out of all these jokes only roasting beef one has been funny. Dirty or not try harder.

[Hostile Creation]

Our Physics teacher. . . for some reason, he calls all his quizzes "quizzies" and worksheets "funsies". . . someone made the joke about what he'd call his tests, and mouseclicker's thing reminded me of that.  Gods, I hate that man.

Uh, puns?  What'd the fish say when he hit the brick wall?
Dam.

There are many good ones, and that one's okay, but I'll have to rememeber some better ones.

[KnowsNothing]

A'ight.  

There were three moles digging through the ground and they suddenly come upon a house.
Papa Mole, being the leader of the family, decides to check out the house. He digs a hole
through the kitchen floor and notices a pleasant odor. He says, "That smells good. I think
I smell jelly. Mama Mole, come up and smell this."

Mama Mole hears him and comes through the hole and says, "mmmmmm....that smells nice, Baby Mole, come up here, this smells great."

Baby Mole tries to come through the hole but he can't fit in with his two parents, and he gets stuck between his parents rear ends and says with disappointment, "Hey, all I smell is molasses."

[KnowsNothing]

Q: Where are French Fries made?
A: Greece

[Bill Aurion]

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Originally posted by: Hostile Creation
Our Physics teacher. . . for some reason, he calls all his quizzes "quizzies" and worksheets "funsies". . .

Woah, really?  My physics teacher last year called worksheets "funsies" too...weird

[oohhboy]

You guys make me wish I saved those bottles for you guys.

[Hostile Creation]

Ha ha ha!  You should have thought ahead oohhboy!  Ha ha!

That's kind of weird, Bill.  Maybe that's just an inherent trait in Physics teachers. . .