Hey guys!!!! E3 is here!!! I'm so pumped! Can't wait to see what Nintendo's got in store.

Aw yeah! Digital Direct time.

Kirby. Yoshi. Xenoblade. Pokémon. Fire Emblem. Yeah, yeah, cool. Get to the stuff everyone's secretly hoping for already.

Metroid? Seriously? This isn't 2002 anymore. No one's been asking for Metroid. People have been petitioning to cancel any Metroid games even in development these days.

Mario + Rabbids. Even more Mario.

That's it!? It's OVER?!? WHERE WAS DONKEY KONG? HOW CAN THERE BE NO DONKEY KONG GAMES?! WHY DOES NINTENDO HATE MONEY? THEY GIVE METROID
TWO BUT STILL CONTINUE TO DENY THEIR MOST BELOVED AND BIGGEST MONEY MAKERS IN WALUGI AND DONKEY KONG?! WAY TO FAIL ANOTHER E3, NINTENDO!!!


Well, there's only one person who can help us now and do what Nintendo won't. You guessed it. The man, the myth, the legend himself.... Khushrenada.

Khushrenada: No Donkey Kong games? A most troubling development. I have a solution but you may not like it.
We'll play anything, Khushrenada. Just give us a DK fix.
Khushrenada: Very well. Even though we swore to never play it again and I do so hate to break my word on matters such as this, there is only one answer I see to your predicament. Safe Words. A Donkey Kong themed Safe Words to be exact. I can host another round of this wretched game if there are people willing to play it and I'll make sure you get your...
monkey's worth.
...........FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Khushrenada: Just sign up and play the game.
Fine. We'll see how many Krazy Kongs there are willing to do this.
Khushrenada: Well, non-Kongs are welcome to play too. We can consider it a battle between the Cult of Kong and the non-believers. Who will prevail? Only one way to find out. Let's get this on like Donkey Kong and give the big ape the love he gives us.

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