Author Topic: The Link Soap (Read 18879 times)

PiGPEN · « **on:** July 21, 2003, 12:05:40 AM »

WARNING: The Following Story may (and probally will) contain adult themes. Proceed with caution.

The Link Soap

Link travels through a lush forest surrounded by the gentlest of creatures.
Link sees before him the gleaming light of the Master Sword.
From the darkness appears Ganon (pig-form).
Ganon: GWAWAWAWAWA
Link yells and screams at the dark force of Ganon but not a sound passes his mouth.
Ganon: You Cannot Speak
Link runs towards the Master Sword
Ganon: You Cannot Reach The Sword
Link runs faster and faster but gains no ground. The Master Sword is always just that little further.
Ganon: You Dont Want To Hurt Me
Ganon: You Love Me...
Ganon: And I Love You

Link awakes in a cold sweat. Zelda lies next to him in their palace bedroom.
Zelda: Go back to sleep honey
Zelda: I love you

But Link cant sleep. He leaves the bed. Makes his way out of the castle.
Guard: Good Morning, Sir
Link: really?
Guard: Well uh...
Link leaves before he has a chance to answer.

Link wanders through the nearby forest.
The light of the moon shines through the leaves.
Link: It hurts...It hurts so much
Link: But why do i feel this way?
Link: Why do i love Ganon?...

...to be continued...

(if anyone would like to add to the story feel free to do so)

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2003, 12:39:41 AM »

Is Boy Wonder wearing any clothes when he leaves the room?

And if he's still 10 years old, why is he sharing a bed with Zelda? Are they camping?

PiGPEN · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2003, 12:51:30 AM »

err hes a bit older now

PIAC · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2003, 02:03:51 AM »

uhm... im scared mum :\

Berny · « **Reply #4 on:** July 22, 2003, 05:20:28 PM »

This is blasphemy. Plain and simple.

Link+bestiality=

I give this story

COME ON PEOPLE!

Gibdo Master · « **Reply #5 on:** July 22, 2003, 06:03:39 PM »

OH MY GOD...

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #6 on:** July 23, 2003, 12:23:17 AM »

No horses, cows, chickens, or swine were harmed during the making of this thread.

The same cannot be said for the Kokiri...

PiGPEN · « **Reply #7 on:** July 23, 2003, 10:29:01 PM »

err...lets lighten this up a bit

Link: why do i love you Ganon?
Zelda: cuz youre a sick ****
Link: Hey where'd you come from?
Zelda: lets not worry about the inconstantencies of this story
Zelda: GUARDS! take him to the dungeon!

The guards rush in and take Link off to the dungeon

Zelda: For being a homosexual i sentence you to ife in prison
Link: wait hold on a sec...im a homo so my punishment is...
Zelda: life in prison
Link: i'll be locked away with men for the rest of my life without a woman in sight?
Zelda: uh-huh
Link: ...fine with me

Zelda storms off and out of the dungeon
Link makes conversation with his cell mate

Link: uh..hi im Link
Ingo: My names Ingo...what chu in for?
Link: for breaking the princess' heart
Ingo: aw yeah? i used to break hearts too
Ingo: i would scatter them all over Hyrule
Link: ya dont say...

Back in Zelda's chamber

Zelda: something must be done about this abomination
Zelda: something must be done....

...to be continued...

Ms.Pikmin · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2003, 05:22:47 AM »

THAT is lightening things up?

PIAC · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2003, 10:15:46 AM »

o_O *hugs the report this to a moderator button*

PiGPEN · « **Reply #10 on:** July 27, 2003, 11:17:53 PM »

Hey ive got that warning up there for a reason...

anyway whats the big deal? are you homophobes or something?

if you want the story to tone down you can step in at any moment and put in your own chapter...
if not i guess i'll keep writing it

PIAC · « **Reply #11 on:** July 27, 2003, 11:28:13 PM »

no, im not a homophobe, far from it, my boss is ghey (sorry force of habbit) and he owns! its just this story.. sucks

and if i wanted homo-erotic stories i would go to www.gheystoriesaboutlink.com or something :\

PiGPEN · « **Reply #12 on:** July 27, 2003, 11:33:14 PM »

well it wouldnt be much of a Soap if i didnt have a ghey character

(why is ghey a banned word?)

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #13 on:** July 29, 2003, 04:45:28 PM »

I dunno, but your story is rather. . . lacking in quality. Go to Newgrounds.com and look for the animation called Link's Quest for @ss 2. There are stupid sexual parts, but other than that it's funny. And Link isn't ghey in that one, other characters are. Dude, you can look at Link and tell he's not ghey. Just like you can look at Master Chief and tell that he is

j/k

I can give you an actually funny script if you want, but for now I'm just going to hang around the report a mod button with PIAC.

Oblivious · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2003, 03:39:00 AM »

This story is just wrong. Not right. WRONG! Link is not ghey. He's such a ladies man. I mean think about it. In OOT (he may or may not understand) he meets up with Malon, Saria, Princess Ruto, AND Zelda, of course. This is sick.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2003, 01:58:48 PM »

I will continue the story.

The End

I'd say this is the best post so far.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2003, 02:07:20 PM »

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Originally posted by: Oblivious
This story is just wrong. Not right. WRONG! Link is not ghey. He's such a ladies man. I mean think about it. In OOT (he may or may not understand) he meets up with Malon, Saria, Princess Ruto, AND Zelda, of course. This is sick.

Link never touched any of them, and he wears white tights.

Shorty McNostril · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2003, 03:39:15 PM »

Pigpen certainly has a huge imagination, i'll give him that.

Game_Master · « **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2003, 06:26:35 PM »

So will I and of course Link's a ladies man! Don'tcha c the way all the girls look at him? It's like there begging him to ask them out or something lol! Create a story a lot better then that one and i'll read it for sure.

Lil Ayrill · « **Reply #19 on:** July 31, 2003, 04:46:13 PM »

I would still like to see the ending of the story. Even if the whole story is ghey.

Klutzy Girl · « **Reply #20 on:** August 01, 2003, 03:12:02 PM »

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I would still like to see the ending of the story. Even if the whole story is ghey.

Are you kidding me?!?! I wouldn't want to see that even if my life depended on it!!!

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #21 on:** August 01, 2003, 03:42:49 PM »

And this legend continues...

Klutzy Girl · « **Reply #22 on:** August 01, 2003, 04:09:27 PM »

What do you mean by that?

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #23 on:** August 03, 2003, 02:16:49 AM »

IT MEANS THIS GAAY THREAD IS STILL alive.

Klutzy Girl · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2003, 04:06:28 PM »

Oh ok then.

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Author Topic: The Link Soap (Read 18879 times)