I've suspected this for a long time so I feel now is an opportune time to bring it forth. Khush is attempting to take over the forums by subjugating wayward spam bots. He lures those lost, confused souls and gives them hope and a purpose. Now he is the evil overlord of a fanatical army of spam bots and the hour of his plot is close at hand. We must take up arms in any way we can.
Our great sages have set a seal against Khush, and see, the waves of spam bots have subsided. They are powerless without their master guiding them. We must prepare for the penultimate battle upon his return. Threads will be locked. Alts will be banned. But we must press on for the good of the forums. Rise my brothers and sisters, unite!