Author Topic: Safe Words VI! Hero of Hyrule (Read 40464 times)

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #150 on:** October 21, 2015, 09:57:35 PM »

Yeah, she was pretty cunning too. Playing mind games extremely effectively. I tip my hat to her on that one, but I'll be back, and I'll make that damned Khushrenada pay for what he's done...

Khushrenada · « **Reply #151 on:** October 21, 2015, 10:18:04 PM »

Wah · « **Reply #152 on:** October 21, 2015, 10:33:58 PM »

I'm not a she!
god, and Khush I don't play destiny!
so what word...

Wah · « **Reply #153 on:** October 21, 2015, 10:35:05 PM »

Dodongo!
I chose you!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #154 on:** October 21, 2015, 10:47:03 PM »

Not quite sure what all Lucariofan99 is talking about but with regards to destiny, I commented earlier that I felt you were destined to win this game, like it is your fate. I'm not talking about Destiny the game but destiny in the literal sense. You know, like, "Luke, it is your destiny."

Proving me to be right, despite his reading comprehension failures, Lucariofan99 has somehow made it to the final 3. And with his choice of Dodongo, he has made it to the Final 2!!! Lucariofan99 has a chance to win this game!!! Who will be his opponent?

Soren makes the next choice. It's a 50/50 shot. If he guesses correctly, Mop it up is forced to take her own bomb word and Soren chooses the final bomb word. If Soren is incorrect, Mop it up makes it to the final 2 but Lucariofan99 chooses the final bomb word. It all depends on what Soren picks.

Ganon

or

Like Like

What say you, Soren?

Triforce Hermit · « **Reply #155 on:** October 22, 2015, 08:48:32 AM »

My computer is (more or less) fixed. I can now resume duties and Khush has told me he has no problem with it. I will come back into power after Soren chooses the bomb word and the final two match begins.

Soren · « **Reply #156 on:** October 22, 2015, 10:34:25 AM »

Quote from: Triforce Hermit on October 22, 2015, 08:48:32 AM

My computer is (more or less) fixed. I can now resume duties and Khush has told me he has no problem with it. I will come back into power after Soren chooses the bomb word and the final two match begins.

Well, that's either pretty presumptuous or a damn good omen...

Either way, Ganon. Do it!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #157 on:** October 22, 2015, 04:41:54 PM »

Quote from: Triforce Hermit on October 22, 2015, 08:48:32 AM

My computer is (more or less) fixed. I can now resume duties and Khush has told me he has no problem with it. I will come back into power after Soren chooses the bomb word and the final two match begins.

Stabbed in the heart after doing such a good job. I had seen a better picture with a large crystal impaling Ghirahim but can I find it today? Oh no! Hours of fruitless searching so this is the best I can find to show Triforce Hermit's casting me aside. You know how that makes me feel?

And wouldn't you know it? I'm given the perfect opportunity to indulge in just that. With Soren and Mop it up's lives in the balance, Soren has made his choice of Ganon. And what was the word Mop it up chose as the bomb word? Ganon. That means Soren goes boom!

And with that accomplished, it means Mop it up joins Lucariofan99 as the other player in the final 2!!! Congrats! Our hero of time, Triforce Hermit, will now take care of you both at this stage while I bid this game Adieu once more.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #158 on:** October 22, 2015, 04:42:59 PM »

Weird double post.

Triforce Hermit · « **Reply #159 on:** October 22, 2015, 08:02:05 PM »

Or maybe not. Having more problems

But I'll try

Edit: Yeah you need to finish for me. My computer has blown up on me... again. Even worse this time

ShyGuy · « **Reply #160 on:** October 22, 2015, 10:18:02 PM »

I don't know who to root for! of course I know who to root for

Mop it up · « **Reply #161 on:** October 23, 2015, 05:28:22 PM »

Why don't we just call it a tie? Sounds good to me.

Wah · « **Reply #162 on:** October 24, 2015, 12:51:36 AM »

ShyGuy · « **Reply #163 on:** October 24, 2015, 02:22:15 AM »

Star Fox only, no items, Final Destination

Mop it up · « **Reply #164 on:** October 24, 2015, 05:28:02 PM »

C'mon, let's hurry up and get this show on the road so I can explode already.

Wah · « **Reply #165 on:** October 25, 2015, 02:13:07 AM »

oh yeah that ad reminded me,
i have a $150 dollar ticket 5 rows from the front AC/DC ticket!
Yeaha!

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #166 on:** October 25, 2015, 02:58:07 AM »

I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #167 on:** October 25, 2015, 02:02:04 PM »

Only once? Amateur.

Well, I just noticed Triforce Hermit's edit of having me conclude the game so I will resume the hosting duties after all.

For the final round, Lucariofan99 will be choosing the bomb word and Mop it up will be the one to make the 50/50 choice. I've sent a pm to Lucariofan99 to select the bomb word. Once I get that, the game will resume.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #168 on:** October 25, 2015, 10:51:48 PM »

I have received the final bomb word choice. This is it folks. Another Safe Words is about to reach another long overdue ending. All that is left is for Mop it up to make one last choice. She eliminated 3 of the final five with her bomb choices but now to win, she is the one who must select the final Safe Word. Can she match wits with Lucariofan99 or has he outplayed us all and added to the Funhouse's shameful legacy?

Like Like or Dodongo.

Which will it be?

Mop it up · « **Reply #169 on:** October 26, 2015, 05:52:40 PM »

Time to flip a coin.

Dodongo

Leavin' it all up to chance!

Stratos · « **Reply #170 on:** October 26, 2015, 06:09:16 PM »

Did you know that American coins are not fair? I hope you chose heads since American coins favor heads over tails.

/I'm-a-stats-student

Mop it up · « **Reply #171 on:** October 26, 2015, 06:13:29 PM »

I actually chose to flip a 3DS game card and not a coin. And it was a best-three-of-five dealie. It yielded the same result three times in a row (label-side up), so this is obviously the choice I am fated to make. And you can't mess with destiny.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #172 on:** October 27, 2015, 01:04:25 AM »

Link inserted the master key and stepped into the chamber of the dungeon's boss. There he was confronted by Dodongo!

A fierce chase began with Link running around a fiery lava pit and Dodongo chasing after him blowing flames to try and destroy Link. Link tried all manner of weapons but none had an effect on Dodongo. In desperation, he grabbed a bomb plant growing in the area and tossed it at the great beast.

Dodongo felt something in its mouth. It tasted it for a moment before spitting it out. Dodongo hates bombs. This is unfortunate since Dodongo's chamber is filled with bomb plants. The explosion from the bomb Dodongo spit out ended up setting off all the other bomb plants in the chamber creating a massive chain reaction explosion destroying everything in the chamber including Link and Dodongo.

Thus ended Mop it up's time in Hyrule and fulfilled the hero is defeated timeline.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #173 on:** October 27, 2015, 01:17:16 AM »

Meanwhile, Lucariofan99 Link battled Ganondorf and, with his light arrows, he swiftly defeated him.

Then he was able to collect all the treasures of Hyrule and amass a fortune of incalculable wealth.

Finally, he plundered the land of Hyrule of all its beautiful women and started his own harem as well as a Hyrule Hawtness forum.

Thus Lucariofan99 fulfilled the Hero is triumphant timeline and the prophesy of Khushrenada thereby becoming your Safe Words 6 Champion!!!

Congratulations Lucariofan99! A winner is you!!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #174 on:** October 27, 2015, 01:26:45 AM »

Of course, none of that matters as Khushrenada fulfilled the third timeline. The hero is defeated and comes back as host thereby giving him wins for all 6 Safe Words games played so far and 1000 extra points. Best of all, he gets to hold on to his hosting powers as he will be the person handling Safe Words 7: The Safening! Will he still be talking in third person by then? Stay tuned to find out.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all the players who were able to join in and participate this round. (Even Insanolord

). Thanks also to Triforce Hermit for taking on the task of hosting. Even though I helped at the end, he still handled the majority of it. Thanks also to oohhboy for offering a prize. I am going to leave it up to Triforce Hermit to handle those details. And for anyone else who may watch these games but don't participate, I hope you were entertained and want to see more. Take a break everyone and hopefully you can make it for the next round in a little way.

This is Khushrenada signing off.

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Author Topic: Safe Words VI! Hero of Hyrule (Read 40464 times)