Author Topic: Spoil a 30+ year-old movie for the rat (spoiler alert, for real) (Read 15464 times)

King of Twitch · « **on:** March 17, 2015, 02:12:25 PM »

Quote from: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 15, 2015, 10:04:58 PM

can you spoil a 30-year-old movie?

Yes you can. There are plenty of 30 year old, and much older, movies I have yet to see.

Here are a few off the top of my head:

Ben Hur--wins the chariot race.

Star Trek 1--Spock doesn't die at the end

The Ten Commandments--Moses had to rewrite them himself

Godzilla--ends up reviving Japan's construction industry

E.T.--destroys Japan's video game industry

OK that's all I can think of for now.

UncleBob · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2015, 02:16:28 PM »

ET destroyed the US video game industry and jump-started the Japanese one.

Soren · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2015, 02:25:08 PM »

Mommie Dearest - Joan Crawford dies of cancer.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2015, 03:11:57 PM »

Gandhi - He gets assassinated at the end.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2015, 03:12:42 PM »

Frenzy - UncleBob is the killer.

Soren · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2015, 03:19:32 PM »

The Great Train Robbery - The train robbers are killed.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2015, 03:25:13 PM »

Birth of a Nation - The Ku Klux Klan saves the day and the white woman.

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2015, 05:32:07 PM »

Empire Strikes Back - Lando fucks the **** out of Leia

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2015, 05:50:54 PM »

Quote from: Fatty_The_Hutt on March 17, 2015, 05:32:07 PM

Empire Strikes Back - Lando fucks the **** out of Leia

Only in the super secret original never released X rated cut that only exists as Beta Max bootlegs.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2015, 05:57:08 PM »

Gotta respect the baller move he makes to get rid of her boyfriend Han so that he can move in on her though.

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2015, 07:02:25 PM »

Quote from: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 17, 2015, 05:50:54 PM

Quote from: Fatty_The_Hutt on March 17, 2015, 05:32:07 PM
Empire Strikes Back - Lando fucks the **** out of Leia

Only in the super secret original never released X rated cut that only exists as Beta Max bootlegs.

I had a Betamax! Top loading!
God I'm old.

Phil · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2015, 07:13:22 PM »

What is the rat a reference to?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2015, 07:33:00 PM »

The Rat was one marvel moviefan's accounts on these forums a long while back.

Wah · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2015, 08:41:36 PM »

Quote from: Phil on March 17, 2015, 07:13:22 PM

What is the rat a reference to?

wow! r u newer then me?
oh, wait u r, my bag.

Shaymin · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2015, 09:01:53 PM »

They take the gun and leave the cannoli.

Hobbs goes yard to win the game.

Rocky loses the first match against Creed, wins the second.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2015, 09:02:29 PM »

The Wizard of Oz: The Wizard is Kaiser Soze.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2015, 09:29:16 PM »

The Terminator goes Commando and kills a Predator while undercover as a Kindergarten teaching Cop.

That's not even mentioning him being 1 half of a set of Twins, which gives me a Total Recall to the True Lies of him being The Last Action Hero that likes to drink T 2.

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2015, 12:46:02 PM »

Quote from: Phil on March 17, 2015, 07:13:22 PM

What is the rat a reference to?

THE RAT was my Hip-Hop persona that I used to create rap music under. My most recent album was titled "Freedom of Speech" released in 2014. My techno/dance music was released under the name DJ Serial Killa. I have been in the market for a new persona but I haven't thought of anything good so I just resurrected animecyberrat from that account I originated on here so many years ago.

Soren · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2015, 12:47:35 PM »

Quote from: Shaymin on March 17, 2015, 09:01:53 PM

They take the gun and leave the cannoli.

-tisk tisk-

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2015, 12:49:37 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on March 17, 2015, 09:29:16 PM

The Terminator goes Commando and kills a Predator while undercover as a Kindergarten teaching Cop.

That's not even mentioning him being 1 half of a set of Twins, which gives me a Total Recall to the True Lies of him being The Last Action Hero that likes to drink T 2.

now how many of those are 30+ years old man? Come on if you are going play try harder than that.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 20, 2015, 08:42:27 PM »

Quote from: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 18, 2015, 12:49:37 PM

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on March 17, 2015, 09:29:16 PM
The Terminator goes Commando and kills a Predator while undercover as a Kindergarten teaching Cop.

That's not even mentioning him being 1 half of a set of Twins, which gives me a Total Recall to the True Lies of him being The Last Action Hero that likes to drink T 2.

now how many of those are 30+ years old man? Come on if you are going play try harder than that.

Terminator = '87
Commando = '85
Kindergarten Cop = '90
Twins = '88
Total Recall = '90
True Lies = '94
The Last Action Hero = '93

they're all before your time (21-30yrs ago), and that's good enough for me.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #21 on:** March 20, 2015, 08:46:29 PM »

In The Sixth Sense that guy was Bruce Willis the whole time.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2015, 09:03:44 PM »

Old Yeller gets rabies and they have to shoot him.

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 21, 2015, 03:01:26 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on March 20, 2015, 08:42:27 PM

Quote from: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 18, 2015, 12:49:37 PM
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on March 17, 2015, 09:29:16 PM
The Terminator goes Commando and kills a Predator while undercover as a Kindergarten teaching Cop.

That's not even mentioning him being 1 half of a set of Twins, which gives me a Total Recall to the True Lies of him being The Last Action Hero that likes to drink T 2.

now how many of those are 30+ years old man? Come on if you are going play try harder than that.

Terminator = '87
Commando = '85
Kindergarten Cop = '90
Twins = '88
Total Recall = '90
True Lies = '94
The Last Action Hero = '93

they're all before your time (21-30yrs ago), and that's good enough for me.

Dude I am 32, those are NOT before my time they are movies I grew up with.

UncleBob · « **Reply #24 on:** March 21, 2015, 05:18:41 PM »

Greedo shot first.

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Author Topic: Spoil a 30+ year-old movie for the rat (spoiler alert, for real) (Read 15464 times)