Topic: I'm FREE! Free at last!

[Khushrenada]

It was awful being cooped up in that one post for so long. It feels so good to stretch out and breath once more. HELLO NWR! I have returned.




































......hello?








Well, I'm sure you're busy planning the parade for my return so let me get down to business as well by ending the Anti-Khushrenada's non-existent reign. 

[NWR_insanolord]

Do you think you could go away just a little while longer?

[Khushrenada]

I don't know. Can you stop being a lousy moderator? Zing!

[NWR_insanolord]

That's who I am, baby. I was born this way.

[Lady Une]

Your Excellency, are you sure it wise to antagonize the mods like that? After all, we could have used their help in dealing with this crisis.

[Khushrenada]

A fair question, Lady Une. One I will have to answer tomorrow. For despite my best intentions to wrap up this grand adventure tonight, it has gotten too late and so we'll just have to wait a touch longer for everything to be wrapped up in a neat tidy package.

[NWR_insanolord]

I would be extremely impressed if this trainwreck could be wrapped up in anything that could even remotely be referred to as "neat" or "tidy."

[Plugabugz]

That's who I am, baby. I was born this way.

When you think the world cannot get any worse, he begins quoting Lady Gaga.

[Mop it up]

I can maybe help with the neat and tidiness.

[Wah]

That's who I am, baby. I was born this way.

When you think the world cannot get any worse, he begins quoting Lady Gaga.

at least it's not Bieber!

[Khushrenada]

I would be extremely impressed if this trainwreck could be wrapped up in anything that could even remotely be referred to as "neat" or "tidy."

Let's do this.

[Khushrenada]

Your Excellency, are you sure it wise to antagonize the mods like that? After all, we could have used their help in dealing with this crisis.

True. But I did antagonize the mods for years in preparation for a situation like this. I figured that if Anti-Khushrenada were to ever escape, the mods might ban him before he could gain enough power to threaten these forums by thinking it was me trying to create a duplicate account. And since they would be looking for ways to get back at me for my antagonism towards them, they would hopefully do their job and strike him down right away. Unfortunately, they didn't. Even when Anti-Khushrenada posted outside the funhouse and destroyed a thread in another forum, they stood pat. Instead, Insanolord praised Anti-Khushrenada as a good poster. And the worst thing is, he of all people should have known better. Anti-Khushrenada is clearly the Johnny Johnson of this forum!





Anti-Khushrenada gives out friendly posts but the flattery doesn't work because you can tell he's a cold manipulator only interested in destroying this place.

I give out sarcastic and stupid posts but they are loved because you can tell that I'm smart and hiding the love I have for people here behind a mask of coldness.

Sadly, some people just can't seem to realize that.

Gotta love how I bite the hand that feeds me as it were. Thanks mods for all your help in this! 

[Lady Une]

That is a good point. The mods have really let this forum go down the crapper. The few times that Unclebob did do something only served to make this a more confusing situation. If only you had been given the moderator powers you so rightly deserve, maybe this whole thing could have turned out so much better.


What the hey!? One more punch in the gut for the road!

[Khushrenada]

Fortunately, due to my greater than genius level IQ, I've still been able to overcome the hurdles put before me in the misguided belief they could hold me back and I can do so again by ending this conflict without moderator abilities.

[Captain Khushrenada]

Yaaarrrrrr! I'm not so @$%@$#@$% sure about that. @$%@#$%@$% Anti-Khushrenada's @$%@$%#$^ laser sent out some %$#^%^%^& weird energy beams to that GOD-@$%@$^ @%$^@#$%%& rift in @#%@$% forum code and now the @$%^%^#% bloody thing has become $%#^%^#%^#%^ unstable!

[Anti-KÒ»ushrenada]

Looks like my ultimate plan to destroy these forums will still happen.

[NotΚhushrenada]

Never have I met such a jerky jerk face as your jerky jerk face. You are the jerky jerk face of all the jerky jerk faces in the world. And you jackass on top of it! 

This is good forum with good people. When I first come here, I not know anybody. They treat me a bit rough. They upset with the Khushrenada kidnapping. But I am upset with the whole Khushrenada kidnapping so I understand. I forgive them and they forgive me. Now, we all part of one big community of good posters. Except you. You have been the big pointing stick of conflict here. I no understand. 

[Captain Khushrenada]

This is good forum with good people. Now, we all part of one big community of good posters.

Arrrrr. I'm not sure about that, matey. I mean, I'm the #$@#$%$%^$ guardian of this #$@$%#@$% place and the reason I'm so #$@%^#$%&%^&$^#$%^#$%^%&^*&$ drunk is because I've had to @$#%@#$ read every $%^#$%^#%^&%^&$ bloody post made here and some of them are @$#%$%^%^$%^&$%^&$ bad. I mean, @$#%#$%^#%&^$%&*$%^#%^#@$%#^%&^%&*$^&*$%&^$&#%^^@$#^%^#%^&%^&$&^$^& BAAAADDDDDD. And I can't do a @$%#^%^#&^ thing about it unless I'm #@$^&*^&*@ summoned so all I can do is $#@$%@#$%^^&* drink to try and forget half of the %^&$^&$%&^ posts I read here.

[Anti-KÒ»ushrenada]

Then perhaps you'd rather work with me Captain. 

[Captain Khushrenada]

Like $%^#$%^#%^#%^##$%^& HELL, I WOULD!

[Anti-KÒ»ushrenada]

Everyone here is bullies or social rejects. I guess that makes sense considering it is a Nintendo forum and you are all just a bunch of man-babies who have yet to mature and are stuck forever clinging to your sad childhoods when your father drunkenly stumbled over your aluminum Christmas tree while celebrating his parole and fell on your presents breaking them all so you turned to your refuge of Mario Kiddy Kart to try and block out the angry words of abuse spewing forth from his mouth about how totally inadequate you were about everything in life while you mother finished her 6th box of wine that morning and then went to the bathroom to breakdown sobbing over the disappoint you've been to her and slit her wrists in her 9th suicide attempt. Maybe this time, if you buy Mario Kart 200,067 and win the gold grand prix trophy, you'll finally win their love. Not going to happen, losers.

[NotΚhushrenada]

You very repulsive person. 

[Khushrenada]

Well, he is the ANTI-Khushrenada.

[Lady Une]

While I am enjoying this conversation of incredibly diverse personalities, I feel I should point out the fact the rift is getting rather unstable....



It's already sucked in S-U-P-E-R, Infernal Monkey and Bill Aurion while marvel_moviefan_2012 and Lucariofan99 suddenly seem to be posting a whole lot more than normal.

[Captain Khushrenada]

Fine! I'll use my $%#^%^#&^* forum super powers to @$%^%^&$#^% close this $%%^&^&$ rift and save things. Yo ho ho and a really #$&^^%&$$##* big bottle of rum!