Author Topic: Attention NWR! I have a hostage! (Read 20305 times)

NotΚhushrenada · « **on:** March 05, 2015, 07:35:58 PM »

Hello to all the forum users and staff at NWR. My name is.... not important. You can call me.... NotKhushrenada. As you may have noticed, the real Khushrenada, the person that I am not, has not posted in the last 2 minutes. That is because he has been kidnapped and I am the one who has kidnapped him!

As the lifeblood and most precious part of NWR's identity and popularity, I am sure you will be most eager to get him back. Ah, but the price will not be cheap. Oh no. For such a precious commodity, it will require a ransom payment of $10,000,000 euros. You have 1 day with which to get this money together. I will contact you again in 24 hours for the instructions on where to deliver it. If you do not have the money, then you will never see your Khushrenada again! If you involve the police or any law enforcement, the deal is off and you will never see your Khushrenada again! If you try any funny business, it will fail because only Khushrenada is good at it and you will never see Khushrenada again!

Don't believe me. Then I will show you proof. Khushrenada has tried quite hard to keep any photos of himself from appearing on the internet but I will show you a photo of him now. Or should I say her. Who knows? This could be the last time you see Khushrenada if my instructions are not followed!

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:36:49 PM »

As you can see, I'm not messing around.

See you in 24 hours, NWR.

Stratos · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:37:56 PM »

Do you accept bells? He has lots of those laying about in his village. If he had shared with ME I could have maybe footed the bill...

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:45:16 PM »

How much do we have to pay if we want you to get rid of him permanently?

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:46:03 PM »

Is this the funny business?

It better not be! I believe I have made myself very clear about the attempting of funny business during this SERIOUS time of crisis!

Of course, I have a hard time with the English language and what the emotion is behind the writing of the words so I have to ask to make sure I am not making the mistake.

Quote from: NotKhushrenada on March 05, 2015, 07:35:58 PM

$10,000,000 EUROS.

As you can see, I clearly stated Euros. Of course, it was not written in the bold in my message or with the big type letters but I made the change to better show the denomination of the monies that I am demanding in the release of the Khushrenada. However, if these Bells is worth more than the Euros than I may be willing to accept this other currency type. I also want to make clear crystal that I am only requesting the Euros because that is worth more than the American Dollars and not because of where my residence is located. I have been hired by someone and that is the price they have told me to demand so I am demanding it as I have been demanded to demand from you by demanding it on this forum.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:48:35 PM »

Time of crisis, eh? Well guess what, pal, I'm sending in the International Rescue Team! If anyone's going to destroy Khushrenada, it's going to be me!

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2015, 08:01:38 PM »

I am not of the understanding. The IRT?

What does the transportation of horse have to do with the payings of ransom monies? Is this funny business?

It would seem like it is because of the horse action but it may be one of your advertisers who pay you for the running of the NWR and so you're referring to them of coming with the monies. $:-\$ As long as it Euros, it ok. But they better not be paying with the horsey crap or I will be one who does destroy Khushrenada!

pokepal148 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2015, 08:05:04 PM »

Say buddy... you seem to like killing people... would you like to join my mafia game? I think you'll have all sorts of fun.

Stratos · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2015, 08:15:14 PM »

You were demanded to demand? Mr. NotKhush, are you being forced against your will to behave this way? Perhaps a loved one of yours is being held hostage and his release will be contingent upon you getting this ransom?

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2015, 08:20:23 PM »

Not at all. While the details of my personnel life are not of the NWR's concern, I will state that I am strictly a man of the business in criminal matters and am hired for the job such as this. What you need to be doing is the demanding of the payment of money from the staff and other users.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2015, 08:31:39 PM »

Question: Why is S-U-P-E-R holding himself hostage?

Anti-Kһushrenada · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2015, 08:37:50 PM »

I'm afraid there will be no payment for you NotKhushrenada. As the one who hired you, I have no intention of setting Khushrenada free. It's why Insanolord is the best moderator here. He seems to be one of the few sane people here that realizes the forum is better off without him.

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:06:40 PM »

Oh dear. There has been a betrayal by the employer. I'm not sure what am to do now. This has never happened to me before. I am in the pickle as it were.

SatansNemesis · « **Reply #13 on:** March 06, 2015, 12:03:14 AM »

I'll bring the popcorn.

ObbyDent · « **Reply #14 on:** March 06, 2015, 12:48:36 AM »

K-Khush senpai! Please not him!

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #15 on:** March 06, 2015, 12:49:00 AM »

At the moment, I would almost be ready to make trade for popcorn, since I'm in the dilly of pickle.

But I think I have solution to still get paid some monies and not make this complete waste of effort. I will either keep or release hostage depending on who pay me more. If those who want this Khushrenada man free give me better offer, then he will be released. If those who want Khushrenada offed give me more monies, than I will off him. In this way, I very cleverly pit the two sides against each other to bring in the massive cash. NotKhushrenada is that smart.

Anti-Kһushrenada · « **Reply #16 on:** March 06, 2015, 01:06:24 AM »

Fine. I'll give you two Club Nintendo pin codes to off the loser.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #17 on:** March 06, 2015, 02:51:10 AM »

Why does this feel like Khush: Attack of the Clones in here?

Shaymin · « **Reply #18 on:** March 06, 2015, 06:33:37 AM »

And this one sucks as big a meat missile as the original. Except there won't be a Mega Man sequence to save it.

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #19 on:** March 06, 2015, 12:28:27 PM »

Quote from: Anti-Khushrenada on March 06, 2015, 01:06:24 AM

Fine. I'll give you two Club Nintendo pin codes to off the loser.

I can not believe this is the best offer I have so far. I am going to be taking the loss on this job. That does not make me the happy camper. I had no idea this Khushrenada would be so useless. Still, there is the 7 hours until the deadline is up so perhaps there will be a good last minute offer. Or I could just carve him up and sell off his organs to recoup my expenses. It sounds cruel to most people since everyone has heart and feelings but NotKhushrenada.

ObbyDent · « **Reply #20 on:** March 06, 2015, 12:50:20 PM »

I'll give you a lifetime supply of my own sperm if you release him.

Anti-Kһushrenada · « **Reply #21 on:** March 06, 2015, 01:35:39 PM »

Don't be gross. Besides, the offer is worthless anyways as ObbyDent is infertile anyways. I like the fact that you hate NWR Mafia games but your love affair of Khushrenada negates that goodwill. Let NotKhushrenada kill him off and harvest his organs. It just feels right.

Quote from: Shaymin on March 06, 2015, 06:33:37 AM

And this one sucks as big a meat missile as the original. Except there won't be a Mega Man sequence to save it.

Why hello, Shaymin. So nice of you to stop by. May I just say as a long time fan of Nintendo Free Radio, (I've listened to the first podcast and every one there after) it is such an honor to be able to finally post to you in person. Love, love, love the show. I'm a real NFR-head! Please don't stop making it. I want more! I'm sorry you feel that getting rid of Khushrenada seems to be lousy and boring but I'm hopeful that a brilliant broadcaster like yourself will come around and realize what a good thing it is.

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #22 on:** March 06, 2015, 01:43:19 PM »

Quote from: Anti-Khushrenada on March 06, 2015, 01:35:39 PM

the offer is worthless anyways as ObbyDent is infertile anyways.

Ah no! Is this the truth? I just can't get a good price for this person. What is the problems with him that is causing this whole situation to be so little money potential?

ObbyDent · « **Reply #23 on:** March 06, 2015, 01:44:09 PM »

Infertile doesn't mean you still can't use the sperm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #24 on:** March 06, 2015, 01:46:53 PM »

What can I use it for if infertile?

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Author Topic: Attention NWR! I have a hostage! (Read 20305 times)