Topic: Mafia LXV: Super Smash Bros. for Mafia. Day 2. Yoshi's Island.

[ejamer]

I've run out of time and won't be able to post again, so have to go with my gut. But I'm so toned, there is no gut to be found!  Dilemma!


That's ok. When in doubt, look for a scapegoat - and if that scapegoat made bold claims the first day, jumped into the vote to run a townie down, and then stayed silent the second day all the better.




  Smash (Vote) pokepal148


Remember, take deep breaths and try not to lose your balance.

[pokepal148]

Oh give me a break Charizard's a busy man... or lizard

but Charizard really does not like that Pichu, those electric types are always cramping his style. (and they don't accept your Wii U friend requests)

Vote Mop_it_up

[Wah]

Death Smash(vote)Pokepla148!
Get that muther..

HOST EDIT: As much as I'm sure we'd all like it to, this vote will not count. But since Pokepal148 thought this post was worthy enough to quote in another section of the forums, I guess I won't delete it and will just leave it here.

[Khushrenada]

Wat? just came back and i'am out day 1?
I see how it is Isanolord u racist...

Never forget.

[Spak-Spang]

Today I learned I can jump!!!  I never felt so free in the world...and then I learned I could double jump and now I am the happiest little Bomber.  I wish life could always be so free. 

[that Baby guy]

Welp...I made a mistake. I didn't read the (rather ridiculous) rules and now I've ousted myself.

As it is right now, THATGUY would be the one to have my Smash Ball.  Ironic because I suspect him the most of being mafia, well him and Spak.

Felt like a champ when I found out what my item could do, which was quickly replaced by shame. So to save my own life and guard my item from thatguy and the mafia, I'll change my vote to VOTE THATGUY.

Join me and save my item from going into the wrong hands.

The Zapper knows not one of the characters in his peculiar band is inside any nefarious organizations.

The dog sniffs out a fishy odor coming from Hypotheliciously and bares his fangs.

The duck quacks indignantly.

The Zapper and his friends understand that Hypotheliciously attempted to end all their lives in a single attack without any provocation earlier today. Revenge is swift.

[pokepal148]

Revenge is not the answer, Charizard thought, especially not for such a minor misunderstanding, and thus he swooped in to stop the nefarious bird and dog by any means necessary,

vote thatguy

Charizard was craving roasted duck anyway.

[Stogi]

Look, I know mafia is going to kill me tonight. I would. It's the easiest way to get rid of the smash ball and thus a chance to take out the mafia. But then again, the smash ball could be a real asset to the mafia considering it can vote out a townie and kill one.

And because of this, I'd actually allow townies to vote me out tonight before I am killed in order to transfer the smash ball to them. But my only condition is anyone but thatguy. So thatguy, if you're really a townie, you'd un-vote me and allow someone else to become vote 1, preferably Stratos.

[Ceric]

Stop hopping Curved Smoked one.  What are all you Fleshies going on about?

[Spak-Spang]

Hypotheliciously I wish you didn't say you had the Smash Ball.  At this moment it is best that the townies keep you alive. 

If you die to vote it is a big risk that the Smash Ball falls into mafia hands.  If you live it means the mafia will probably kill you in a night action, but they don't get the Smash Ball...nobody does. 

This is one reason I changed my vote.  I also don't believe Khush would have handed out the most powerful items to players with roles...unless it was truly random.  So I believe you are 100% innocent and probably just a regular townie.

[NuclearSpeed]

I'm with the bomber. We don't want items falling into the hands on the mafia. Most items probably will not be used by townies unless they are confident of the results.

I'm leaning to thatguy tonight too, unless I get more intel.

[pokepal148]

Anyone know if i can get pizza delivered to this box?

All I know is that your box is highly flammable, Charizard could use some kindling to start the grill for our roasted duck.

[that Baby guy]

The dog can smell that it doesn't add up for someone to willingly trust Stratos with an item as deadly as the Smash Ball, while earlier today, they tried to use the Smash Ball in such a way that they would investigate Stratos. The bird agrees and notes it's awfully suspicious for someone to already trust the person they would publicly investigate.

The Zapper wants the dog and bird to shut up so that the Zapper can shoot someone. However, it is aware that the timing and circumstances indicate a possibility that Hypotheliciously was trying to prop up Stratos as a townie on his word after using the Smash ball to investigate. But if he already trusts Stratos, then he already knows what that investigation would yield. The Zapper poses that these are interesting ideas to ponder.

The Ice Climbers exclaim "Yup!"

[Mop it up]

Amidst this confusion, it's time for me to strike! Don't underestimate someone so small as myself, I can pack a whallop!

Vote lolmonade

Ha ha! Not so tough now, are ya?!

[that Baby guy]

The Zapper, the dog, the bird, and the Ice Climbers stand together. Wait. No. They lay together. It's kind of dirty. That's because together, they are the town whore. If they are voted out, a townie role is lost.

[nickmitch]

Vote Thatguy

Jumping on bandwagons seems to be a good idea since even if a fellow townie dies, having a usable item can turn tides.

Well, wait. What if they have a role? That'd be breaking even. . .

Especially if they have a shitty item. . .

Did anyone else think this through?

[that Baby guy]

The Zapper recommends voters create a tie and allow the Town Whore to decide. Especially since the Zapper is part of a group that makes up the Town Whore.

Edit:
vote pokepal

The group has decided to vote Pokepal to save themselves and possibly earn a tie.

[Mop it up]

As a cute little creature, I know what it's like to be picked on.

*sniffle*

This whole bullying thing doesn't feel right, something's suspect about this. All this squabbling over an item could just be manufactured.

Vote pokepal148

[decoyman]

It seems that Poor Pokepal has been picking up the votes of late. I'm not sure I'm on that bandwagon. But I think someone showed their hand earlier.

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Chibi also votes that we not vote out thatguy tonight.

[NuclearSpeed]

Today I have heard a lot of "That Guy" being talked about. Now I am unsure if people were saying that we need to get "that guy" or if they were addressing "that guy".

If this new intel is correct than i need to let the lady of the night earn her keep. So in order for her to do that for now...

unvote pokepal148

rally flag planted

[Spak-Spang]

I am trusting thatguy this vote.  I have changed my vote. 

[pokepal148]

Charizard, sees his opportunity at last and strikes,

Remembering all of the years of torment he had suffered by that infernal dog had caused him he began to swing his tail for great justice



And thus, strike

after strike

Charizard mercilessly ravaged the bird and dog,

"And don't expect any help from your friends," charizard said, "there's a reason why the Ice Climbers didn't return this round"

"You bastard!" The zapper shouted but he was unable to do anything because he had been unplugged...

"Mercy" the dog begged,

But charizard just laughed before unleashimg another blast of fire, frying the dogs internal organs



And thus was the end of the duck hunt dog.



With that charizard woke up from it's nap, "WTF WAS THAT" charizard exclaimed

[decoyman]

Have we done the math? If another townie gets voted out tonight and the mafia kills another, we're down to 11 players, 4 being mafia. That's a 7-4 game and I don't like those odds. Mess the vote up once and things get dire.

If Pokepal turns out to be innocent, I think we need to look hard at voting records.

[pokepal148]

Vote Hypothelicious

[Stogi]

Vote pokepal