Author Topic: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head (Read 53931 times)

King of Twitch · « **Reply #25 on:** February 09, 2016, 12:05:48 AM »

Officials say North Korean satellite is "tumbling in orbit"

http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/officials-say-north-korean-satellite-is-tumbling-in-orbit/

King of Twitch · « **Reply #26 on:** April 28, 2016, 07:17:39 PM »

https://www.yahoo.com/news/south-korea-suspected-midrange-north-korean-missile-crashes-072220003.html

South Korea: Suspected midrange North Korean missiles fail

Kim Jong Un's wife knows all about missile fails.

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #27 on:** April 28, 2016, 07:38:41 PM »

Zing! Hey yo!

King of Twitch · « **Reply #28 on:** April 29, 2016, 02:27:10 AM »

Just kidding, he doesn't have a wife

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #29 on:** April 29, 2016, 01:00:59 PM »

His boyfriend, then.
Zingo!

King of Twitch · « **Reply #30 on:** April 29, 2016, 01:32:05 PM »

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kim-jong-un-brings-back-pleasure-squads-of-105047854.html

Kim Jong-Un Has A 'Pleasure Squad' Of Teenage Girls Who Follow Him Around The World

Kim Jong is a sicko.

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #31 on:** April 29, 2016, 01:42:11 PM »

Gives new meaning to the term "squad goals"
yes, definitely a sicko

King of Twitch · « **Reply #32 on:** April 29, 2016, 01:50:28 PM »

I'd Patreon $20 to whoever assassinates him.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #33 on:** April 29, 2016, 03:17:30 PM »

You both would do the same thing in his position.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #34 on:** May 12, 2016, 12:12:31 AM »

sorry you hate me supermario2k. I will try to stick to only offending Kim Jar-Jar-Un.

Wah · « **Reply #35 on:** May 12, 2016, 08:26:57 PM »

Yep apparently im a dupe in rat's eyes now....

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Wah · « **Reply #36 on:** May 12, 2016, 08:30:38 PM »

I don't why sorry rat was locked for, I censored everything...

pokepal148 · « **Reply #37 on:** July 29, 2016, 02:43:59 AM »

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/north-korea-us-crossed-red-line-declared-war/

Shaymin · « **Reply #38 on:** July 29, 2016, 07:30:18 AM »

North Korea declares war on the US on the same schedule that I back up my podcasts. (Monthly)

King of Twitch · « **Reply #39 on:** August 01, 2016, 01:53:22 AM »

He actually said he declared he wanted a whore from the US, but it got mistranslated. Happens every so often.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #40 on:** August 01, 2016, 02:46:18 AM »

Who can understand those North Koreans anyways? All chin chin shang jubu goobly-goo. Quit eating dog and learn to talk English already!

King of Twitch · « **Reply #41 on:** August 31, 2016, 08:28:22 PM »

Kim jongun is SOOOO boring that people fall asleep when he talks!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/north-koreas-top-education-official-executed-seoul-022737788.html

ThePerm · « **Reply #42 on:** September 02, 2016, 05:39:45 AM »

This would be politics if everybody didn't agree the North Korean government sucks.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #43 on:** December 15, 2016, 09:12:37 PM »

What kind of lazy twit uses child labor? Die in a sewer Kim Jong-Un you retarded oompa loompa.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/child-chain-gangs-north-korea-9460513

oohhboy · « **Reply #44 on:** December 18, 2016, 08:51:17 AM »

That time of the year already? Sweet.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #45 on:** December 25, 2016, 05:36:12 PM »

http://nypost.com/2016/12/25/kim-jong-un-bans-christmas-makes-north-korea-worship-grandma/?ref=yfp

Kim Jong-un's grandma is named Kim Jong-suk...ahahahaha. Who's gonna worship a dirty tramp like that?

Kim Jong-un is literally a grandson of whores--Merry Christmas!

King of Twitch · « **Reply #46 on:** March 22, 2017, 12:18:48 PM »

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/22/world/asia/north-korea-missile-launch-failure.html?_r=1
ANOTHER Kim failure

King of Twitch · « **Reply #47 on:** March 29, 2017, 06:37:41 PM »

The Sun is normally #trash but the subheading is on point:

FATTY FATTY BOOM-UN North Korea threatens WAR with the US after Senator John McCain called despot Kim Jong-un a ‘crazy fat kid’

Cheese obssessed Kim appears to have been badly hurt by fat shaming remarks

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3203473/senator-john-mccain-king-jong-un-north-korea-war-crazy-fat-kid/

King of Twitch · « **Reply #48 on:** June 13, 2017, 10:35:19 PM »

U.S. Student Freed by North Korea after 17 Months

That's the closest Kim Jong has gotten to an education.

http://time.com/4816270/otto-warmbier-release-north-korea-who-is-he/?utm_campaign=time&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&xid=time_socialflow_facebook

King of Twitch · « **Reply #49 on:** June 14, 2017, 05:14:28 PM »

Seoul says North Korean soldier defects across DMZ

"Over the decades since the peninsula was divided, dozens of North Korean soldiers have fled to the South through the zone which extends for two km either side of the actual border.

More than 30,000 North Korean civilians have fled their homeland but it is very rare for them to cross the closely guarded inter-Korean border, which is fortified with minefields and barbed wire."

No one wants to live in fatty Kim's prison.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/seoul-says-north-korean-soldier-defects-across-dmz-141556357.html

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Author Topic: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head (Read 53931 times)