Well, I'm sure that this will be locked soon, but just PM me if you really are interested in talking.  Mods, I think it would be a better idea to just move this to General Chat...
1.  In My Opinion.  It's like a disclaimer statement to show that your opinion might be vastly different from other people's.
2.  First Person Shooter, or Frames Per Second, depending on context.  

3.  It's a weird game, that's really fun to play.  You are a spaceman who crashed on an alien planet, and you get an army of plant-animals to work for you.  It sounds retarded, but it's really fun.
4.  I am a Computer Science major hoping to be a video game programmer.  

  And don't say you want to be just like me.  Being me just sucks.
5.  I don't have a Wavebird, as I really like the rumble feature in controllers.  However, if you like a wireless controller, it might be worth it to you to get a Wavebird.  It's just not my cup of tea.
Anyways, I'm going home now.