Topic: So, I got this random Facebook message...

[UncleBob]

It was like an emotional rollercoaster for me.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Not as random as the text messages I got last weekend from sine random drunk chick who text the wrong number.

[BranDonk Kong]

Dude, I've gotten some random texts and voicemails from people, I never save them but they are always hilarious.


But to be fair, if your actual Facebook name is Uncle Bob...then I can see this happening from time to time.

[Crimm]

I dont think youre actually an uncle...

[Stratos]

I got a shirtless selfie from a ripped black dude asking if I was free tonight. I sent a shirtless selfie of my fat self back and he never replied.

[Khushrenada]

That was you?!

[BlackNMild2k1]

Not as random as the text messages I got last weekend from some random drunk chick who text the wrong number.

So I get a random call @ like 11:15ish pm on I think on a Tuesday nite. I'm with my girl and I don't recognize the number. I can't think of who would be calling me that late on a tuesday. So she says to call it back or text asking who it is...



now had my girl not been with me, my next response would have been:
"Maybe... but first send a pic to convince me"
and I would have seen where the conversation went from there, just for fun. no intentions.
Instead I put the phone away and didn't respond.

6 days later she text me again
"Hey, you got any trees?"

Once again I didn't respond, because
1: I started reading it aloud... until just before the last word. I shut myself up since I was taking my mom to a Dr's appt.
2: I don't sell weed
3: I already told this chick that she had the wrong number


I am so tempted to respond back to her randomly, just to see what she would do after almost 2 weeks of no response from whoever the guy was she thought she was trying to contact.

[Khushrenada]

That was you?!

[Stratos]

Stop trying to sext with forum members, Khush. Some of us have functional love lives

[Khushrenada]

So do I. With a lot of the other forum members here. ]

[Wah]

So do I. With a lot of the other forum members here. ]

[marvel_moviefan_2012]

my ex-girlfriend from high school that I hadn't spoken with in a decade sent me a random friend request out of the blue. It was weird because of how we broke up I figured she wouldn't want to speak to me ever again. I am starting to really not like Facebook.

[Khushrenada]

That was you?!

[marvel_moviefan_2012]

um, sure why not.

[Wah]

That was you?!

So do I. With a lot of the other forum members here. ]

[Khushrenada]

That was you?!

So do I. With a lot of the other forum members here. ]

Meet me round back in an hour.

[Wah]

I'll bring my aura sphere

[Dasmos]

Haha lucarioboy actually got a genuine laugh from me after that comment.

[Khushrenada]

This has been some of his best work. Khushrenada:Making everyone funnier since 2 days ago.

[Wah]

Our best work you mean

[Khushrenada]

I think that will end up being the young Chinese children we adopted to help create our new brand of female fashion footwear.

[Wah]

Yeah, but our "aura sphere" franchise sold pretty well!

[UncleBob]

I don't even know what's going on in this thread anymore.

[Wah]

You don't want to know
anyways... want to buy an "aura sphere"