My best friendâs wife married his brother and they had a baby.
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Before we dive into this review, let me make a proclamation: Tomodachi Life has quickly become my favorite 3DS game. I spend every spare minute with it. I got a download code for the review, and thatâs a good thing, because Iâm checking it all the goddamn time. Tomodachi Life is your life, but sillier. Itâs a strangely idyllic world where you encourage your brother-in-law to go out on a date with your friendâs fiancĂ©. You feel sorry for friends whose amorous advances are rejected by the people they love, but you do your best to cheer them up. Meanwhile, your best friendâs wife married his brother and honeymooned in Cambodia while he practiced ollies in the park with his new skateboard.

Letâs start at the beginning. I own an island off the coast of Costa Rica. Itâs called âIsla Sorna.â Itâs called Isla Sorna because I named it that, and then I populated this island nation with dinosaurs friends and family membersâ Mii avatars. You can create Miis in-game, thankfully, but Tomodachi Life will also pull from Miis that already exist on your 3DS. Once youâve created a Mii, you go through a quick personality creator (âis this person quirky or normal?â), the result of which is a simplified Myers-Briggs profile for that character. Then they move into an apartment and BAMâyouâve started your new, digital life.
You can buy clothes, hats, apartment dĂ©cor, and food for your Mii population. Youâll have to feed them, and youâll quickly discover which foods they like or dislike. Youâll give them clothes and hope they like the clothes you bought (sometimes they donât). Youâll help them solve problems, like giving them medicine when they contract a cold, or a bath set when they want to relax in the tub. Theyâll have spats, and youâll mediate between spatting friends. Theyâll be curious about new people in the building, and youâll introduce them. Theyâll profess their love for each other. Theyâll get married and start a family.*

The more people you have on your island, and the more âproblemsâ you solve for your citizens, the more buildings will open up, and the more things there are to do. Thereâs a cute, simplistic RPG (Tomodachi Quest), morning, afternoon, and evening specialty markets, BBQs, rap battles, and a concert hall where your Miis will sing songs youâve taught them with backup dancers! Your Miis will want to play games with you, too, like âguess what this pixelated image isâ and one or two-player memory games. Youâll tickle their noses to help them sneeze, see what theyâre thinking about, and listen to their imitations of each other. Everyone speaks out loud in a sort of Stephen Hawking robot voice that you can modify in various ways. For the most part, itâs surprisingly competent. It even recognized âLillianna,â my nieceâs name.
You earn money every time you help somebody do something, or give them a present they like. Some of the presents are aesthetic (clothing, interiors) while others are cute time-wasters (kaleidoscope, hypnotizer). When babies start popping up, their parents will occasionally call on you to babysit or calm them down. In a surprising touch, when rocking a baby to sleep (by moving the 3DS), the parents will scold you if you rock too quickly!
So thatâs the gameplay. Itâs very straightforward, but you quickly develop a fondness for your islanders.
But hereâs the inside scoop: itâs not the best part of the game.
No sir, the best part of the game is watching your friends be silly and live out completely different lives than their IRL counterparts. Thereâs something adorable about watching two Miis, representing people with whom Iâm intimately familiar, dancing around like jackrabbits while music plays. I checked in on my friend Courtney only to find her staring at a wall, hiccuping uncontrollably. It made me laugh. I watched my wife ride a carousel. I chuckled as fellow staffer Jared Rosenberg pretended to be an airplane in his apartment. My friend Marcus, who is Mexican, stood alone in his apartment shaking maracas. A bunch of people got together and played Wii U. Courtney and my friend Mandy engaged in a rap battle.
Youâll cheer when your friends get married, even if itâs a bizarre union between your best friendâs real-life wife and his brother, or that guyâs real-life fiancĂ© and Jared Rosenberg. Youâll take their pictures on their honeymoon, posing in front of a Cambodian ruin or the Statue of Liberty. If I could describe Tomodachi Life in one word, it would be âcharming.â

And you can take pictures anytime by pressing X (for the lower screen) or Y (for the top screen), then use an in-game application to quickly and fairly seamlessly upload those pictures to Twitter or Facebook. If youâve been following me on Twitter (@zmiller1902), you know Iâve been getting a ton of use out of this feature, and my friends who are actually in the game seem to appreciate the pictures of their alternate lives as well. And with enough people in my town (you can have up to 24), I never run out of things to do or see. Various hangouts become crowded with people, and somebody always needs help with something.
Thereâs a whole StreetPass/SpotPass aspect to the game, where traveling Miis can âcampâ on your island temporarily, and you can gain unique items. Of course, this was not available prior to release, so I canât comment on it, but I can only imagine that thereâs a lot of potential here.
Complaints? Nothing too serious: youâll see pretty much every request your Miis make of you in less than a week. New content is constantly streaming in via the various stores on your island, but your Miis only do so much. The graphics are pretty bare-bonesâsimilar to other Mii-centric Nintendo gamesâbut some flourish here and there wouldâve been nice. Itâs also important to get a diverse group of personalities on your islandâso even if youâre going against your friendsâ IRL natures, itâs good to mix things up. There are sixteen unique personality types and itâs fun to try and âcollect âem all.â
Iâm also annoyed that I canât use any profanity, even mild profanity, in the phrases I give my Miis to express themselves. If Nelsonâs catchphrase is âDEEZ NUTZâ (which it is), I should be able to put that in the game. This must have to do with the StreetPass functionality, but would a fellow StreetPasser be able to see everybody in your town and all their phrases? I doubt it. The restriction on profanity is unusual and limiting for adults like my friends and I.
Still, this is a wonderful game that I obviously canât stop playing, and I canât speak highly enough of. Endlessly charming and unusually engaging, Tomodachi Life is a fantastic diversion.
*This is the part where I wonder if you can choose to be child-free or not. My wife and I have no intention of ever having children, and I wonder if that could translate to the game, as well. As it happens, my wife and I hooked up in the game (this was purely by chance). At a certain point, my wife asked me (the island overseer) if it would be a good idea to have a baby. I guess I couldâve said âno,â but I wouldâve felt so terrible. Isnât that strange? That you have a theory of the mind with a goddamn AI? I need to sit down. This is heady stuff.