Topic: I have a cake next to my age in my profile.

[Phil]

This means I have 28 cakes, yes? Who would like some? There's even some sugar-free cakes for those who are not able to consume sweets.

[BlackNMild2k1]

*and Lex disappointingly turned around and went home...*
(Not enough cakes)

[Stratos]

All 28 cakes are a lie. That is why older people get grumpy and lose their zest for life.

[nickmitch]

Eat the cake, Ana Mae.

[Pixelated Pixies]

Let them eat cake.

[Khushrenada]

Cake is the true symbol of gluteny. If you eat a whole pizza, people think 'wow he was hungry'. If you eat a whole cake, people think 'jeeze, he has a problem'.

Its not like drinking. You cant say "Yeah I had 4 pieces of cake last night." Why would you say that? "I just want you to know I partied."

-Jim Gaffigan

[Phil]

I don't know if you meant to spell "gluttony" gluteny (aka gluten-y), but that's a hilarious pun all the same.

[Khushrenada]

Actually, I just copied and pasted that off another site. I knew what the joke was that I was looking for and once I saw it, I didn't bother to proof-read and didn't notice that. You just can't trust what you find on the internet these days.

[Phil]

I saw that I had died in 2003. I need to do more research to see if that's actually real or not.