Topic: Crimm is the new PS3?

[BranDonk Kong]

Overpriced and under delivering.

[pokepal148]

Overpriced and under delivering.

Does he look like a grill?

[nickmitch]

He's baby faced. Like a girl.

[pokepal148]

Ah, you know I think the best course of action is to wait a few years and then cut a bunch of functionality before cutting the price in half and try to re-market him.

[Shaymin]

I'm *still* pissed they cut his second HDMI port. No sale, no matter how many awesome exclusives he gets.

[Stratos]

What color PSCrimm are you getting? I'm going with Ban Hammer Grey.

[pokepal148]

On the bright side he doesn't have the same rate of hardware issues that could prevent you from being able to finish your games as his main competitor, the Lindemann, but I'm trying to think of what exclusives he has coming up, let's see there's:
-cho aniki: submission
-Disaster Day of Crisis 2

[Plugabugz]

My PSCrimm raged at me and gave me a red light of death. Then refused to work.

[Stratos]

My PSCrimm raged at me and gave me a red light of death. Then refused to work.

That is a product feature. It's even a bulletpoint on the back of the box.

• Refuses to work!
• New Ban Hammer every week!
• Will play your own games for a nominal fee!
• Keep out of reach of small children and animals!

[Pixelated Pixies]

PS3 testimonials

Developers say

- difficult to work with
- needlessly complicates matters
- a product of arrogance and hubris

Gamers say,

- Noisy
- Full of Hot Air
- Claims to do it all, but does none of it well

[Plugabugz]

I contacted Lindemann Customer Services for repairs and they wanted me to, ironically, ship it in the original sealed box back to them and pay £125.

[nickmitch]

I got my PSCrimm with the Lindemann bundle. Came with 4 games that won't be played for years.

[Stratos]

Just wait a year or three and you can buy the games at a steep discount from Insanolord's Backlog Emporium. The games are in an excellent state besides the layers of dust on them.

[Sarail]

I picked up the broodwars bundle, apparently. My PSCrimm shouts obscenities at me when I don't unlock trophies for a completely irrelevant achievement system.

[Stratos]

I unlock Under-Achievments on my system. I must be on a different firmware version.


I get Trophies for the number of games I have NOT opened. No idea how it can tell that. It also weeps when I play games with a low Meta Critic rating.

[Crimm]

I don't even know what's going on in here.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I don't even know what's going on in here.

Just sit back and enjoy the fact that even if you weren't the most successful, you were the most powerful (on paper), even if you were overpriced and sadly, never reached your full potential.

It's a compliment in my eyes.

[nickmitch]

Sounds like my ex-girlfriend!

[Khushrenada]

I don't even know what's going on in here.

Crimm's most used phrase in life.