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Offline Bartman3010

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« on: June 13, 2003, 06:28:05 PM »
Edit: Agh, ever get the feeling that you do something idiodic but your too drunk to remember it? The same scenario happened here but I was very sober =)

On a lighter note, should I get her a used standard GBA with Golden Sun?  
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2003, 06:34:28 PM »
you in love or something, mate?
If yes, buy her some games. Give her some lovin. and she'll give you some back.
If no, then love her like the games you wish you had, and get her some fricken games!
Haha.
Ahhh, the things guys do.
All guys like us want girls who love games as well.
It's the perfect match that's hard to find.
So get her Bart! She's runnning to the Sony camp! Quick!

On a side note, I thought you named the thread as you did because you were turning stupid.
You know, Bart and the Simpson gene.
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2003, 09:27:26 PM »
I would have thought Zelda WW would be a good choice. Good adventure, nice story - even for newbies to understand, pretty colours, fairly easy, and hints of romance too?

And don't let her go to the Dark Side, unless you want to join her over there?

If it's any consolation, If I found a girl who was as interested in games as I was, I'd probably be doing the same thing as you.

But I've got heaps of mates who like console and PC games, so I'm happy to settle for a non-gamer.

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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2003, 11:35:53 PM »
I actually understand you quite well.

Someone once asked me, if there was a really smart Asian girl, who loved anime, Star Wars, all things ninja, was very smart and funny, and liked to wear schoolgirl uniforms... wanted me.  But there was one problem.  She was also a MS fangirl.  I was asked what I would do in that situation.

I responded after thinking for less than half a second.  I would tell her to get lost.    But I also mentioned that the odds of that happening were extremely remote, as I couldn't even get a white girl with none of those qualities, and at the rate Xbox is selling in Japan, I doubted if such a person even existed.

Anyways, I just wanted to empathize, even though I could probably live with a Sony fangirl.  (It's funny... I can usually get along with Sony and Sega fans.  Microsoft fans just seem retarded to me though.  I only met one that I liked.  I guess the diehard lamers are MS's target audience.  ).

I would VERY much suggest getting her a GBA SP though.  It might be a little more than a used GBA, but it would show that you really do care for her, and that's always a good thing.  For a game... you would probably know better than us.  But I think that the GBA would be a perfect "gateway drug" for a planned Nintendo invasion on her.    If you do get her a GBA, then you would have to make sure to buy Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles the minute it came out, and have her over for long play sessions.

Anyways, so says this guy who is a 21 year old virgin.  (and would appreciate it if this was never mentioned again.)
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2003, 02:55:18 AM »
What in GODS NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU GREY NINJA!!

Sure, it's MS, but it is only one thing wrong with her. Damn it man. Crazy. I would go out with someone like that one matter what she played .

Funny thing though is that my sister would fit most of those demends. But like hell I am going to let you date her.

I relate to you Bartman. I do have this thing with really cute girls that I like. It basicaly involes my brain de-evoling by 100,000 years. Either that or I start grinning like a Chester Cat.

Laughter is one of the human responses to fear. If you do have a GBA yourself, yes by all means give her a GBAsp. Going the extra mile for a GCN maybe over-kill and it may seem like you are pushing it.
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2003, 03:36:42 AM »
... To be honest, I think this is a tad silly. I mean, you say you get along well with her, right? You say she's not real big on gaming? What should it matter if she gets a PlayStation 2, then?

But hey, you could always drop hints to her parents that Xmen games are a million times better on GameCube or something.

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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2003, 05:49:02 AM »
"Funny thing though is that my sister would fit most of those demends. But like hell I am going to let you date her."

Oohhboy: Please tell me you just did NOT say that! PLease! A girl who likes and does all those things? Less than 10000km away from home? It's drivin me nuts! I don't care about th Xbox or PS2! Are you asian, Oohhboy?
Get your sister on the forums! How old is she? How old are YOU?

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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2003, 05:59:19 AM »
Muahhaahaaa you will never get her hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is a kicker, she loves CS. Muuhahahaha!!!!!!!! her Fav gun is the AUG Muaahahahaa!!!!

Funny note, some people think I am Rick in disguise or something. Weird-Sh1t-O-Meter @ 7.....

NEVER I SAY NEVER!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2003, 06:18:57 AM »
Haha. I'm just kiddin with ya oohhboy.
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*tries to fight urge*
Nooooo! I'm not kidding! Arrgh!
Need female companionship!
Short skirts! Schoolgirl outfits! Game playing female!
Must....HAVE!


Sorry bout that.
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No! I'm not sorry!
Arrrrgh!
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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2003, 06:44:02 AM »
Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2003, 07:36:38 AM »
Hey oohhboy, how old is your sister?



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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2003, 07:42:50 AM »
Too young for you pal. Anyway, she is disgusted by guys like you. So you lost your chance anyway by replying. Sucker! You too Termin8. Now beat it.
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2003, 08:54:37 AM »
What about me?



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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2003, 01:51:52 PM »
Meh.  Counterstrike isn't my thing.    I guess I am just picky.  I figure that someone who actually likes an Xbox probably has lack of judgement in other areas too.    The simple fact is that a girl can be smoking hot, but if she isn't my "type", then I am not really interested.

The thing is, I could probably live with a girl who liked the Xbox, but she had better have some damn good reasons for liking it.  

Oooohboy, your sister DOES sound VERY interesting though.  Do you have any pictures of her in a schoolgirl outfit?    (j/k)
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2003, 10:59:56 PM »
How could she turn down Mario? But you replied never the less. You lose. Scram! Muahahahahaah!!!
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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2003, 11:11:20 PM »
*Doesn't reply*

Ha, I win!

Wait.....


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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2003, 11:37:42 PM »
Bartman3010 - if you really like her, I don't think you should let something silly like a PS2 get in the way.  Seriously...

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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2003, 11:56:08 PM »
Julia Roberts is an xbox fangirl, would you want to go out with her?

And also, Christina Aguilera is a Nintendo fan

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« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2003, 12:04:29 AM »
Christina Aguilera is a whore. I would take Julia Roberts over her any day.
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« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2003, 01:15:33 AM »
have you seen julia roberts? her lips ergh, its like a baboons ass on a face (thank you lois griffin!)

time for my pathetic story involving a girl i was like inlove with this girl for ages, like 3 years, we became really good friends but i still never had the balls to say anything, we went to the formal (prom type thing) and still i had no balls to say anything despite having the perfect opportunity, and well at the end of the year i moved north to brisbane and she moved south to wagga and well, now 1000 miles seperates us, so Bartman (i love that song ) declair your feelings NOW, dont let her get away!

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« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2003, 01:15:58 AM »
I love Christina, but not in her videoclips.
I have the same pic of her on my site.

Alyssa Milano is a PS2 chick.
There's a pic of her in the new Empire mag (Hulk smash edition!), and she's attending a PS2 party.
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« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2003, 02:28:05 AM »
If it was a toss up between the two yeah I would pick Roberts. Out of the Charmed chicks, Last place would go to Alyssa. Rose 1st place. I just don't like Alyssa mentally, I mean now that she is the producer of the show is is such a fat headed b1tch. Rose for the kinkyness and Holly for nothing in particular.

Go and follow PIACs advice.
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« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2003, 01:00:33 PM »
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Originally posted by: PIAC
time for my pathetic story involving a girl i was like inlove with this girl for ages, like 3 years, we became really good friends but i still never had the balls to say anything, we went to the formal (prom type thing) and still i had no balls to say anything despite having the perfect opportunity, and well at the end of the year i moved north to brisbane and she moved south to wagga and well, now 1000 miles seperates us, so Bartman (i love that song ) declair your feelings NOW, dont let her get away!


Sounds like you are describing my own high school life.  Anyways, I just want to back up PIAC's story.  Doing what we did will seriously mess with your head.  Say SOMETHING to her.

As for Christina Aguilerra vs Julia Roberts... can I pick none of the above?  The whole skank thing just doesn't do much for me.  And Julia Roberts is an OLD skank.
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« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2003, 03:17:28 PM »
First and foremost, the kind of games she plays shouldn't even be a concern. Just get to know her more as a person, find other interests. Personally, if videogames was the only area i could relate to a girl with, i don't think i could have a relationship with her. As much as i love and play games, there's just more to what i'd look for in someone than that.

As far as games, just let her play Animal Crossing on your Cube. That way she's over at your house, you're teaching her how to play, the two of you can be (physically) close, etc. Getting her a GBA and a game seems to be a bit much, but i don't know the situation and just how deep your relationship is with her.

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Someone once asked me, if there was a really smart Asian girl, who loved anime, Star Wars, all things ninja, was very smart and funny, and liked to wear schoolgirl uniforms... wanted me. But there was one problem. She was also a MS fangirl. I was asked what I would do in that situation.

I responded after thinking for less than half a second. I would tell her to get lost. But I also mentioned that the odds of that happening were extremely remote, as I couldn't even get a white girl with none of those qualities, and at the rate Xbox is selling in Japan, I doubted if such a person even existed.


You left out "...was at least moderately attractive." But you're kidding, right? After you two start dating, you'll have plenty of time to play GC games with her. i can't see her not liking anything on the Cube. And if not, it's not like she kills kittens for a hobby. i'm a vegetarian and i've never once dated a girl who didn't eat meat.  
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« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2003, 03:34:33 PM »
I typed a response, but the server ate it.  I don't feel like typing it again.  Maybe I will post something different later.
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