Topic: The Drunken Lucario: The Original and the BEST!

[pokepal148]

Yes please. STORIES AHOY.

if you people aren't going to take this opportunity to help me improve my posting seriously then stop complaining...

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[ShyGuy]

I think more lol catz pictures would improve everyone's posting.

[BranDonk Kong]

pokepal is the tendoboy of the funhouse.

[Oblivion]

pokepal is the tendoboy of the funhouse.

Tendoboy hasn't been that bad lately.

[Plugabugz]

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See:

Who wants to hear a story about how I fi........

Yes please. STORIES AHOY.

[pokepal148]

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See:

Who wants to hear a story about how I fi........

Yes please. STORIES AHOY.

your point.... if you want to tell stories there is a little blue box above the list of topics already here in the funhouse, says "new topic" 

[Morari]

i wish to improve as a poster but i need advice, anybody want to help me...

Go read through all of TJ Spyke's posts. Now do the exact opposite of him. Congratulations, you're an awesome poster!

[TJ Spyke]

Or if you want to be the worst poster, do exactly what Morari does.

[NWR_insanolord]

You're one to talk.

[pokepal148]

The carriers don't make the phones. Nor do the accessory makers, or the retailers. The people violating the patents are the manufacturers of the phone and the ones who design them, that is pretty obvious. Stop making facetious arguments. And you are blaming Microsoft? Blame the companies that violated Microsoft's patents.

Like these... idk i think these are well beyond standard in this day and age

No. 6,909,910 from 2005 for "managing changes to a contact database."

• No. 7,644,376, issued in 2010 to cover an API that lets mobile apps learn about state changes in the device.

• No. 5,664,133 from 1997 covering "context sensitive menu system/menu behavior," known more generally as a graphical user interface that lets users "quickly and easily select/execute the desired computer resource."

• No. 6,578,054 from 2003 covering online and offline transmission of data through methods that "eliminate data transmission and allow multiple copies of data to be synchronized via incremental changes."

• No. 6,370,566 from 2002, with the self-explanatory title, "Generating Meeting Requests and Group Scheduling From a Mobile Device."

• No. 5,778,372 from 1998, titled "Remote Retrieval and Display Management of Electronic Document with Incorporated Images," covering a browser that initially displays electronic documents without background images so they can be loaded more quickly.

• No. 6,339,780 from 2002, titled "Loading Status in a Hypermedia Browser Having a Limited Display Area," referring to a temporary graphic element that displays while a browser is loading content.

• No. 5,889,522 from 1999, titled "System Provided Child Windows Controls," covering a dynamic link library for implementing window controls in an operating system.

• No. 6,891,551 from 2005, titled "Selection Handles in Editing Electronic Documents," a method of highlighting and selecting elements in documents with the ability to resize and drag selections.

• No. 6,957,233 from 2005, titled "Method and Apparatus for Capturing and Rendering Annotations for Non-modifiable Electronic Content," letting users select objects on pages they otherwise cannot edit, and storing annotations "separately from the non-modifiable portion of the file."

it may be a somewhat outdated list(they were the ones used against barnes and noble and motorola although they could have been used on foxconn as well) but it gives us an idea of the BS we are talking about...
http://www.networkworld.com/news/2011/070611-microsoft-android.html

I think its safe to say that with all of this crap going on microsoft makes more off of android  then what they get from Windows these days...

[TJ Spyke]

Considering that over half of all smartphones run Android, and Microsoft collects royalties from a majority of Android manufacturers (at between $5-$15 per phone), Microsoft indeed makes a lot of money from Android royalties.

[UncleBob]

Coming from the non-staff poster with the highest amount of new threads started... Let me say - don't start so many new threads.  You seem to start one every time you feel froggy.  Most times, they have no value at all.

I mean, seriously... you already started this thread and no one cared then.

Don't ask for advice if you're just going to ignore it.

[pokepal148]

firstly I am trying to save the other one
second: do you have any idea how long it took me to find the website to copy/paste from it... it was getting posted one way or another... this is meant to try to prevent what our bickering caused from getting to the point the toothpaste did(moving into 2 other threads before getting put in that one)

besides, i will probably reuse this thread for whatever else comes up,
and I would like this to become a place where we argue over stupid stuff and other people make fun of us i may change the title for that end
we wind up disagreeing on stuff quite often, it is a fact and i would rather have this(and other things in the future) not get as bad as the toothpaste one did...

i agree that the current similarities are uncanny but this is meant to serve a different purpose,

[pokepal148]

im honestly aiming for something like this but that will stay relevant...
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=40855.0
basically we debate and everybody else makes fun of us for it... would be easier if someone else started it

[UncleBob]

Yeah, see... no one cared about that thread either.

How about, instead of turning every minor disagreement with someone into a three-ring circus, you just agree to disagree and move on?

[pokepal148]

We disagree enough times that its worth having this place here... even if it just becomes the place where you dump our arguments... so I am going to agree to disagree with your stance on this thread

[nickmitch]

You'd be a better poster if you didn't start so many terrible threads like this one.

[pokepal148]

i will agree to disagree on that as well
this did not turn out the way I was expecting...

[pokepal148]

so conflicting advice now... and I am trying to cut back on new threads but sometimes opportunity gets in the way

[nickmitch]

I have a feeling many of your posts don't.

[pokepal148]

I have a feeling many of your posts don't.

I agree to disagree (why do you think I have a complaint thread)
 but when life gives you lemons, make lemonade...

[BlackNMild2k1]

I have a feeling many of your posts don't.

Ha ha ha lol

+1

[pokepal148]

That looks terrible out of context, learn to reply noob
but lets play a nice relaxing game of finish that sentence

I have a feeling many of your posts don't suck as much as mine

so unclebob, what's this about nobody caring about this thread?
 

[nickmitch]

Half of the posts are you.

[lolmonade]

Wait, so are you actually asking for advice on how to be a better poster?  I assumed this was a troll thread.