Topic: The little things in life can be taxing.

[ShyGuy]

I don't want to take the garbage out, I just flossed my teeth! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CABLE BILL IS DUE? What are all these voice mails? I DONT WANT TO TALK TO THESE PEOPLE.

BETTER NOT GO THROUGH THE DRIVE THRU. BETTER COOK MY OWN MEAL SO I CAN SAVE MONEY AND BE HEALTHY!

Why yes, I could save money by switching my insurance. THAT SOUNDS CONSTRUCTIVE.

I need to get rid of this newsletter spam mail, but I can't remember the password to that website.

Should I trim my fingernails or clean behind the toilet? I DONT HAVE TIME FOR BOTH

ITS BED TIME ALREADY?? I STILL HAVEN'T DONE THE FREAKING DISHES!

NO I DIDNT DO THIRTY MINUTES OF EXERCISE TODAY, I WAS TOO BUSY GASSING UP THE CAR AFTER WORK!!!!!!!!!

[S-U-P-E-R]

Single black man age 4335

[Khushrenada]

I don't want to take the garbage out, I just flossed my teeth! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CABLE BILL IS DUE? What are all these voice mails? I DONT WANT TO TALK TO THESE PEOPLE.

BETTER NOT GO THROUGH THE DRIVE THRU. BETTER COOK MY OWN MEAL SO I CAN SAVE MONEY AND BE HEALTHY!

Should I trim my fingernails or clean behind the toilet? I DONT HAVE TIME FOR BOTH

ITS BED TIME ALREADY?? I STILL HAVEN'T DONE THE FREAKING DISHES!

NO I DIDNT DO THIRTY MINUTES OF EXERCISE TODAY, I WAS TOO BUSY GASSING UP THE CAR AFTER WORK!!!!!!!!!

That's what a wife is for. Or an illegal immigrant you keep locked up in your basement. Extra Spoiler:Just like you would your wife!