Author Topic: New born babies as fuel for mopeds (Read 7242 times)

Oblivion · « **on:** August 11, 2012, 04:45:49 AM »

Unbelievable! This website proposes using NEW BORN BABIES AS FUEL FOR MOPEDS!!! They claim that a moped can get double its mileage by running on ground up baby goo as opposed to unleaded gasoline! I don’t care how much fuel can be saved by such a horrendous action, we need to protect the babies and put a stop to this! Look for yourself, their website is below:

http://www.babyfuelwebsite-withlotsoblah

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #1 on:** August 11, 2012, 09:10:36 AM »

Need to fix your URL, my moped is getting pretty horrible gas mileage right now, so I'm interested.

Morari · « **Reply #2 on:** August 11, 2012, 01:20:00 PM »

Sounds like a perfect plan to me. There are too many humans, reproducing far too quickly.

nickmitch · « **Reply #3 on:** August 11, 2012, 02:50:59 PM »

It's a better plan than abortion, which fuels NOTHING!

Shaymin · « **Reply #4 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:16:43 PM »

Political post! Someone ban him!

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #5 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:28:19 PM »

Everyone in this thread is banned.

Oblivion · « **Reply #6 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:29:32 PM »

That must mean that you're banned now.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #7 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:49:24 PM »

No, I'm above the law and can't be banned unless Aaron gets really mad at me.

Seriously, don't **** with Aaron; he has the power to destroy all of us.

Caliban · « **Reply #8 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:58:25 PM »

It's alright, nobody intends to **** with Aaron...

Oblivion · « **Reply #9 on:** August 11, 2012, 04:20:34 PM »

We can still **** him, yes?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 11, 2012, 04:26:49 PM »

I remember once I didn't read an article about Sonic the Hedgehog properly and Aaron got really mad and yelled at me.

Chozo Ghost · « **Reply #11 on:** August 11, 2012, 04:46:11 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on August 11, 2012, 04:45:49 AM

Unbelievable! This website proposes using NEW BORN BABIES AS FUEL FOR MOPEDS!!! They claim that a moped can get double its mileage by running on ground up baby goo as opposed to unleaded gasoline! I don’t care how much fuel can be saved by such a horrendous action, we need to protect the babies and put a stop to this! Look for yourself, their website is below:

http://www.babyfuelwebsite-withlotsoblah

Great news for Mopedophiles.

Oblivion · « **Reply #12 on:** August 11, 2012, 04:51:39 PM »

I smited you for that joke.

Chozo Ghost · « **Reply #13 on:** August 11, 2012, 05:07:23 PM »

I smited you for smiting me.

It was self defense.

Oblivion · « **Reply #14 on:** August 11, 2012, 05:13:42 PM »

The difference between you and I though is that I don't care. xD

Chozo Ghost · « **Reply #15 on:** August 11, 2012, 06:03:00 PM »

I don't care either. Look how many smites I have? Does one more really matter? Go ahead and smite me 100,000 more times if you want.

And as for my joke, I don't think you really have room to judge me on that considering your OP was in extremely poor taste. Grinding babies up for fuel? Wtf? I think you were just jealous because what I said was kinda witty.

Oblivion · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2012, 06:27:06 PM »

LOL. Dude, calm down. The point of the post was to mimic the bot posts that have been popping up lately. No need to freak out. And act half your age.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2012, 06:33:12 PM »

This is the goddamned Funhouse; if it's not in extremely poor taste then why the hell is it even here?

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2012, 10:34:56 PM »

Mopedophiles. I love it.

Chozo Ghost · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2012, 11:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on August 11, 2012, 10:34:56 PM

Mopedophiles. I love it.

+1

Silenced · « **Reply #20 on:** August 12, 2012, 12:01:29 AM »

Be a hell of a new business. I'll get the ball rolling and you guys can jump on board if you like.

We'll start the Chinese overpopulation problem.

Crimm · « **Reply #21 on:** August 12, 2012, 05:08:08 AM »

China's one child policy, as horrible and draconian as it is, has their population rate of growth under control.

Also, Aaron is not the judge on high you need to fear. His powers are my powers. The switch, the doomsday power, is mine as well.

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Author Topic: New born babies as fuel for mopeds (Read 7242 times)