Let me introduce you to the feature game this week,
DeathSmiles! It's one those shoot-em-up (shmup) games created by Japan's #1 exporter of rape simulators, Cave. And oh boy, has it got everything:
GOTH LOLI ANIME GIRLS
I bet you nerds love this ****. Which one is your waifu??
METAL AS **** BOSSES
They buried this giant guy so you have to murder his skull. You better start praying to Raptor Jesus, because the final boss is
Tyrannosatan.
DEADBEAT DADS
Yes, his name is Jitterbug, as if Tyrannosatan wasn't enough
WISPY WOODS GOES BAD
Happy apple day!
SCORING SYSTEM DESIGNED BY THE IRS
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Once you max your +Value (see Section 4.5) at +10,000, you enter what is called "Fever mode". All enemies produce High Crowns when destroyed in this mode, though you still need to use the right attack type on certain enemies to maximize the amount of High Crowns produced."
FUCKING BULLETS, MAN
MAKE IT RAINNNNN
COLLECTOR'S EDITION FLOPPED U.S. RELEASE
You can buy the collector's edition big box for like 15 dollars on Newegg. It's actually a pretty good game and you can embarass yourself with an anime faceplate to boot!
I will give one away on my stream! You have to live in the U.S. and have a Twitter account. Just tweet the code word @supercatdrugs when it comes up on the stream. Don't worry about tweeting fastest, I'll just pick somebody at random.