Author Topic: So I almost died (Read 31974 times)

Oblivion · « **Reply #75 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:07:57 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on March 27, 2013, 05:15:41 PM

Exactly what I was thinking.

oohhboy · « **Reply #76 on:** March 27, 2013, 08:34:14 PM »

How does it feel to be augmented now?

UncleBob · « **Reply #77 on:** March 27, 2013, 11:47:54 PM »

I'm glad you're not dead. Since I bought this copy of NFS so we could play vs. and all.

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #78 on:** March 28, 2013, 11:52:27 AM »

Hooray!
I can blow out that candle now.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #79 on:** March 28, 2013, 06:47:18 PM »

Yahoo
*picks up phone*
-cancel the victory party-

Caliban · « **Reply #80 on:** March 28, 2013, 11:18:52 PM »

Alright! Time to play some games.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #81 on:** March 31, 2013, 02:46:24 PM »

Here is me post-surgery. hooked up to tubes and stuffed full of drugs like prednisone, which is making me a fat head. I look a little better now. The book is my great book of pills and records, subject to change daily.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #82 on:** March 31, 2013, 03:40:50 PM »

save that pitcher. It's great for personal batches of Kool-aid.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #83 on:** March 31, 2013, 11:33:07 PM »

Is that an XPeria Play?

Ceric · « **Reply #84 on:** April 01, 2013, 09:54:38 AM »

I probably should pull all of my Medical stuff into a book.

oohhboy · « **Reply #85 on:** April 01, 2013, 11:04:33 AM »

I always pictured you as someone less hugable.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #86 on:** April 03, 2013, 09:26:53 PM »

Oh goodness, a whole big notebook to keep track of medicine! I am so glad you are doing well, Shyguy!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #87 on:** April 06, 2013, 02:51:43 AM »

Here's a fun picture where I almost died AGAIN a couple nights ago.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #88 on:** April 06, 2013, 08:53:19 AM »

First period?

nickmitch · « **Reply #89 on:** April 06, 2013, 11:48:11 AM »

Vampire attack?

Phil · « **Reply #90 on:** April 06, 2013, 12:23:14 PM »

Almost dying is never any fun (my no **** comment of the day).

I succumbed to anorexia in 2003 and had a complication called SMA syndrome (very rare and very life-threatening) which made me constantly throw up because my intestine was kinked due to malnutrition. It was incredibly scary not being able to hold anything down and throwing up like ten times per minute. The hospital staff had to intravenously feed me so the kink would remedy itself. Quite frankly, I am very lucky to be alive today.

I'm glad you're doing better, ShyGuy. Hang in there and stay strong!

pokepal148 · « **Reply #91 on:** April 06, 2013, 12:34:54 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on April 06, 2013, 08:53:19 AM

First period?

+1(if i had 1000 posts)
red velvet

ShyGuy · « **Reply #92 on:** April 06, 2013, 06:45:10 PM »

Earlier that day I had a port removed from my neck that they were using to give me medicine infusions. That night I was laying in bed watching a funny Youtube video before I fell asleep and I was laughing. Since I have a large incision on my stomach I can't really belly laugh so I was laughing more in my throat.

The wound from the port opened but I didn't feel anything. Then I touched my neck and it was a wet. A few seconds later my entire back was soaked I jumped up and was covering blood with the bright red stuff spewing from my jugular. My Dad, who had to sign a contract to be my caretaker for a couple weeks was asleep in the next room, but I didn't want to bother him, so I grabbed bandage and held it to my neck for about 10 minutes. I then dumped a bottle of hydrogren peroxide all over my neck and started cleaning up all the blood.

Let me tell, if you kill somebody, use poision because the blood gets EVERYWHERE. I ruined five pillows.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #93 on:** April 06, 2013, 06:51:31 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on April 06, 2013, 06:45:10 PM

Earlier that day I had a port removed from my neck that they were using to give me medicine infusions. That night I was laying in bed watching a funny Youtube video before I fell asleep and I was laughing. Since I have a large incision on my stomach I can't really belly laugh so I was laughing more in my throat.

The wound from the port opened but I didn't feel anything. Then I touched my neck and it was a wet. A few seconds later my entire back was soaked I jumped up and was covering blood with the bright red stuff spewing from my jugular. My Dad, who had to sign a contract to be my caretaker for a couple weeks was asleep in the next room, but I didn't want to bother him, so I grabbed bandage and held it to my neck for about 10 minutes. I then dumped a bottle of hydrogren peroxide all over my neck and started cleaning up all the blood.

Let me tell, if you kill somebody, use poision because the blood gets EVERYWHERE. I ruined five pillows.

they aren't ruined if they are just stained... dye them, send to africa

Oblivion · « **Reply #94 on:** April 06, 2013, 07:22:30 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on April 06, 2013, 06:45:10 PM

Earlier that day I had a port removed from my neck that they were using to give me medicine infusions. That night I was laying in bed watching a funny Youtube video before I fell asleep and I was laughing. Since I have a large incision on my stomach I can't really belly laugh so I was laughing more in my throat.

The wound from the port opened but I didn't feel anything. Then I touched my neck and it was a wet. A few seconds later my entire back was soaked I jumped up and was covering blood with the bright red stuff spewing from my jugular. My Dad, who had to sign a contract to be my caretaker for a couple weeks was asleep in the next room, but I didn't want to bother him, so I grabbed bandage and held it to my neck for about 10 minutes. I then dumped a bottle of hydrogren peroxide all over my neck and started cleaning up all the blood.

Let me tell, if you kill somebody, use poision because the blood gets EVERYWHERE. I ruined five pillows.

Jesus.

Caliban · « **Reply #95 on:** April 06, 2013, 08:47:18 PM »

ShyGuy, I always say no to the reaper too.

Quote from: ShyGuy on April 06, 2013, 06:45:10 PM

jugular

Isn't that the one that will bleed you out cold in a matter of minutes if it's cut?

Quote from: ShyGuy on April 06, 2013, 06:45:10 PM

Let me tell, if you kill somebody, use poision because the blood gets EVERYWHERE.

I know you watch Dexter, so... you should have known that!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #96 on:** April 06, 2013, 08:50:10 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on April 06, 2013, 06:45:10 PM

Earlier that day I had a port removed from my neck that they were using to give me medicine infusions. That night I was laying in bed watching a funny Youtube video before I fell asleep and I was laughing. Since I have a large incision on my stomach I can't really belly laugh so I was laughing more in my throat.

The wound from the port opened but I didn't feel anything. Then I touched my neck and it was a wet. A few seconds later my entire back was soaked I jumped up and was covering blood with the bright red stuff spewing from my jugular. My Dad, who had to sign a contract to be my caretaker for a couple weeks was asleep in the next room, but I didn't want to bother him, so I grabbed bandage and held it to my neck for about 10 minutes. I then dumped a bottle of hydrogren peroxide all over my neck and started cleaning up all the blood.

Let me tell, if you kill somebody, use poision because the blood gets EVERYWHERE. I ruined five pillows.

You should have cauterized the wound. It's what any real man would have done.

oohhboy · « **Reply #97 on:** April 06, 2013, 10:03:40 PM »

The jugular would bleed you out in seconds if cut since you would very quickly lose consciousness. The port probably lead to a pin prick hole in that artery that hadn't healed yet and with the pressure making up for the lack of size. He was very lucky he hadn't bleed out. As to why they had a port in his neck instead of feeding in meds through the arm in a mystery. It's not like his head needed deflating.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #98 on:** April 06, 2013, 10:14:02 PM »

hey!

I have a fat head.

oohhboy · « **Reply #99 on:** April 06, 2013, 10:17:08 PM »

It's because we love you.

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Author Topic: So I almost died (Read 31974 times)