Topic: My Wife is dying. Repair? Replace? Or wait for a lull in between nurse check-ins

[King of Twitch]

so I can quietly pull the plug?

[Oblivion]

Replace.

[Morari]

Pull the plug, then use the life insurance money to upgrade?

[ThePerm]

whores either way

[oohhboy]

Not funny.

Abort, Retry, Fail? :

[UncleBob]

I want to do a hidden camera prank.  Someone (the victim) is in a hospital... They're approached by someone else.  "Hey, want a $1,000?"  "Huh?'  "$1,000.  Cash.  Right now."  Flashes the cash, opens the door to a patient's room, where there's a guy, in the bed, in a "coma", 3-4 other family members around and some DNR signs posted.

"Look, Grandpa has been in a coma for two years.  The doctors say he has no chance of recovery.  We want him to go peacefully - we don't want him to lie here like a vegetable for ten more years.  Hospital policy will not allow for any hospital staff to pull the plug and we just can't bring ourselves to do it.  We each put in $250 (/$200) and we'll give it to you... all you have to do is pull that plug there."

(Yes, I know it's not an actual electrical plug that you unplug from the wall - but most people don't...)

At this point, the victim makes the choice - they leave or they do it.  If they do it, all the "equipment" shuts off... everyone is silent... then, you start to hear labored breathing from the "coma" guy.  Then his eyes open and he starts coughing or something...

Then, one of the family members says something like "No you don't, old man!  That money is going to be ours!", takes a pillow and shoves it on coma guy's face.  Coma guy struggles a bit, then eventually goes still.

The "victim" is handed his/her $1,000 and told they can go now.

[EasyCure]

I like it. I'm in..