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Offline King of Twitch

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You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« on: May 31, 2011, 03:37:06 AM »
By the time Skyward Sword comes out, it'll be 5. You knew this day was coming. I knew this day was coming. What is your problem? Oh, you didn't want to get off the couch and practice for the time when Ganon escapes and wreaks havoc on the world? He always does, but you didn't care about saving the world I guess. Just wanted to sit and press buttons like an automaton. Let me just say you're lucky that a taxidermist didn't accidentally show up in your living room and stuff you and send you to a museum called Weak Gamers That Hate Fun.
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2011, 03:47:47 AM »
I completely agree, that's why I have been preparing my wrists and forearms, since I was 15, for such an occasion. My handshake is like getting your hand caught in a vice-clamp.

My body is ready.
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2011, 03:53:23 AM »
Hey I'm pro waggle. Sword fighting in Twilight Princess Wii was glorious.

Shame on all those gamers too old to change.
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2011, 11:56:16 AM »
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2011, 02:24:17 PM »
I 100% approve of this thread. MotionPlus-only Zelda game? Cool. I look forward to see what they do.
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2011, 02:36:46 PM »
4.5 years?
I've been wristing up since puberty.

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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2011, 05:09:02 PM »
I'm frothing for some wrist action.
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2011, 06:26:35 PM »
Quote from: UncleBob on May 31, 2011, 02:36:46 PM
4.5 years?
I've been wristing up since puberty.

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Dasmos beat you to this joke already.
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2011, 08:33:49 PM »
My version was better.
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2011, 04:11:04 PM »
Quote from: Dasmos on May 31, 2011, 03:47:47 AM
I completely agree, that's why I have been preparing my wrists and forearms, since I was 15, for such an occasion. My handshake is like getting your hand caught in a vice-clamp.

My body is ready.

WIN
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2011, 08:00:55 PM »
Quote from: UncleBob on May 31, 2011, 08:33:49 PM
My version was better.

I disagree. You called too much attention to it, while the subtlety Dasmos used really enhanced it.

Dasmos: A-
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2011, 08:13:36 PM »
I didn't call too much attention to anything.  It's big enough, it calls attention to itself.  In fact, it's big enough, it has its own area code for making phone calls.
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2011, 08:39:48 PM »
I think I speak for all of us when I say I find that very offensive.
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2011, 08:43:37 PM »
Your mom didn't find it offensive.

Your dad did at first, but he learned to like it.
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2011, 08:50:13 PM »
Well I never!
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2011, 09:16:13 PM »
Quote from: NWR_insanolord on June 01, 2011, 08:50:13 PM
Well I never!

No, but your mom did.

Three times last night.
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2011, 01:52:09 AM »
Drugs for cats
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Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2011, 01:58:21 AM »
Unclebob and Vudu are in a race to see who is the worst moderator. Whoever wins, we lose.
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