Why do people think photo captions are funny? They are rarely good. Out of 500 captions, you'll usually only find 1 that is truly clever. Yet with such odds, people always seem so eager to play a caption contest. I just don't get it. I'd rather just look at a picture than have a caption that doesn't add but in some cases take away from a picture. But maybe that's just me. However, since I'm not supposed to post my views, I'll prove it.
Caption: Happy biiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrthday, Mr. Toadsworth. (sung in a sexy Marilyn Monroe voice)