Author Topic: James Jones's XL Unit (Read 10304 times)

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #25 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:47:59 PM »

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the staff should not be allowed in the Funhouse.

apdude · « **Reply #26 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:50:28 PM »

He may have imagined babysitters or worse babyz on it. (too far??)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 24, 2011, 09:33:20 PM »

Quote from: apdude on March 24, 2011, 08:50:28 PM

He may have imagined babysitters or worse babyz on it. (too far??)

not far enough

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #28 on:** March 24, 2011, 10:24:39 PM »

He's always willing to let kids play with it for a while to see if they like it.

Oblivion · « **Reply #29 on:** March 24, 2011, 10:45:00 PM »

His own sister loves to lick his XL. And his brother. All at once.

EternalRain · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2011, 01:25:44 AM »

Quote from: Crimm on March 24, 2011, 08:32:56 PM

He pulled it out during the PAX panel and Jon couldn't take his eyes off of it because of how big it was.

aw man u beat me to it.... couldn't find that section of the podcast

EternalRain · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2011, 01:28:52 AM »

even his mother likes to play with it, and shes not ashamed...

ShyGuy · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2011, 02:24:37 AM »

You know, I've heard rumors of NWR staff romance involving James Jones' XL Unit. (pm vudu for details)

No seriously, romance at PAX East.

apdude · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2011, 02:33:23 AM »

Maybe he can help ahmed in the general chat forums.

Edit: Nevermind it got deleted.

Crimm · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2011, 10:32:20 AM »

I don't have a brother.

You guys keep wiffing on the easy ones. Touch Detective, Feel the Magic, Rub Rabbits, Touch Mechanic, WarioWare Touched!

It's like you're not even trying.

nickmitch · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:27:34 PM »

His favorite thing to put in his XL unit is MM's Break 'Em.

ThePerm · « **Reply #36 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:33:08 PM »

dont drink the kool-aid

Crimm · « **Reply #37 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:53:11 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on March 25, 2011, 12:27:34 PM

His favorite thing to put in his XL unit is MM's Break 'Em.

I'm going to give you a do-over on this one.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #38 on:** March 25, 2011, 03:53:54 PM »

James Jones has a game he plays with his XL Unit called Mystery Dungeon.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 25, 2011, 03:58:14 PM »

If you put what he refers to as his XL unit next to an actual XL unit, you will realize that he was actually playing with a micro this whole time.

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apdude · « **Reply #40 on:** March 25, 2011, 04:33:00 PM »

When Jon was playing with James's XL unit he probably spit all over it when trying to give it a blow.

Crimm · « **Reply #41 on:** March 25, 2011, 08:37:53 PM »

Jon didn't play with it. He didn't understand how it could be so big.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #42 on:** March 25, 2011, 09:18:08 PM »

My question, then, is how Jon has seen enough of the units to be able to be that amazed by your unit's immense girth.

apdude · « **Reply #43 on:** March 25, 2011, 09:22:57 PM »

While you claim it's an XL, isn't it true its lacking in the depth department?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #44 on:** March 25, 2011, 09:39:13 PM »

Yeah, after tomorrow it'll be hard to find someone interested in having James Jones' XL unit.

Shaymin · « **Reply #45 on:** March 25, 2011, 09:47:10 PM »

For what it's worth, someone at PAX East was allegedly using James's XL unit to touch the dead.

nickmitch · « **Reply #46 on:** March 25, 2011, 10:32:48 PM »

James has tried to use hi XL unit to kill people and has used it to try and not kill people.

Crimm · « **Reply #47 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:13:15 PM »

It's most impressive when the sun hits it and it shines.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #48 on:** March 26, 2011, 02:59:52 PM »

JAMES JONES LIKE TO PLAY WITH HIS WII

GET IT

Scatt-Man · « **Reply #49 on:** March 27, 2011, 01:49:23 PM »

James' XL unit is recommended for the elderly with vision problems--stimulating their mind at least once a day with the recommended exercises. Some doctor perv in Japan thinks it'll prevent all types of mental diseases if the old peoples do them a lot. Frankly, I'm inclined to believe said diseases would actually be induced via too much of James' unit.

I've got a unit similar to James. It's brown, though I'm white. It's probably due to too much man-handling I guess. My aunt loves it though.

Neal's had his new unit for a week now and has been playing with it furiously, as he mentioned on the latest Newscast. There are growing concerns that extended sessions with units similar to Neal's may cause eye damage, and that special precautions must be taken when children under six play with it.

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Author Topic: James Jones's XL Unit (Read 10304 times)