Author Topic: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas (Read 14296 times)

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #25 on:** December 15, 2010, 03:54:08 PM »

Good thing my wife hasn't caught onto us yet.

EasyCure · « **Reply #26 on:** December 16, 2010, 02:08:52 AM »

Us? You poor delusional soul.. George Michael will never ~~want your sex~~ be your father figure..

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #27 on:** December 16, 2010, 08:05:49 AM »

I MEANT YOU! Don't deny our love, it hurts. Are you saying that what we have is nothing? If that's true then...

...I'm never gonna dance again, cause guilty feet have got no rythm.

EasyCure · « **Reply #28 on:** December 16, 2010, 10:54:48 PM »

Look.. I know you want my sex, and you're waiting for that day.. I get it, everyone needs somebody to love (even queens like). I wish you the best with that, but it's not me. Just do yourself a favor and heed my words:

don't go looking for fastlove; You'll just end up kissing a fool. That is to say, see the difference between cowboys and angels, and who can actually help you heal the pain. Pick the one who can give you comfort, like jesus to a child..

Anyway, enough talk about [ur=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faith_(George_Michael_song)l]faith[/url]. I'm gonna give you one more try to keep this platonic friendship intact. Until then, I'm I'll be standing ina different corner with my monkey.

edit: oh, and in the theme of zombies, i submit:

http://www.procustomizers.com/showthread.php?t=1100

edit: to show the commitment of my joke

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #29 on:** December 17, 2010, 01:06:47 AM »

I'm a little confused right now, so I'm gonna do what feels right, and rub one out again.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #30 on:** December 17, 2010, 01:08:35 AM »

I just noticed I went from a 4 to a 3 (I DON'T CARE I JUST NOTICED IT OKAY! JESUS!) - and that proves that someone on here has something against me because I'm gay now. That, or it's TJ Spike, and it's true smite.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #31 on:** December 17, 2010, 01:11:50 AM »

It wasn't me. It took real courage for you to admit you were in love with EasyCure, and I respect you for that.

EasyCure · « **Reply #32 on:** December 17, 2010, 06:06:45 PM »

sorry bro, but ssecnirpeht's got a hold on me.

I can introduce you to my brother though..

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #33 on:** December 17, 2010, 10:05:05 PM »

Is his name HardCure?

EasyCure · « **Reply #34 on:** December 18, 2010, 11:55:05 AM »

more like HardGay

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #35 on:** December 19, 2010, 11:49:20 PM »

I didn't even watch 1 second of that yet, and it's already the best thing I've ever seen.

EasyCure · « **Reply #36 on:** December 20, 2010, 02:29:27 AM »

Sad part is, I know it's been posted here before because this is where I found out about it. I was hoping I'd see him walking the streets when I was in Tokyo.. but it didn't happen

Stratos · « **Reply #37 on:** December 26, 2010, 07:09:54 AM »

Quote from: Brandogg on December 16, 2010, 08:05:49 AM

I MEANT YOU! Don't deny our love, it hurts. Are you saying that what we have is nothing? If that's true then...

...I'm never gonna dance again, cause guilty feet have got no rythm.

I am way too tired. I thought you said "Guilty feet have got no Kytim"...

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #38 on:** December 26, 2010, 10:29:33 AM »

No, they have plenty of KyTim.

EasyCure · « **Reply #39 on:** December 26, 2010, 01:38:23 PM »

I hear Tim uses plenty of KY

ShyGuy · « **Reply #40 on:** December 26, 2010, 02:05:32 PM »

Did we survive?

Mop it up · « **Reply #41 on:** December 26, 2010, 03:54:20 PM »

I did, but it was never my survival I was concerned with, it was those who pretend they care about people who work on holidays.

Stratos · « **Reply #42 on:** December 28, 2010, 08:01:41 AM »

The world...is still here? We're saved!

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #43 on:** December 28, 2010, 09:12:11 AM »

F that. I drove past Burger King and realized they were open on Christmas. I understand that not everyone celebrates the holiday, but no one wants fucking Burger King on Christmas. I drove past 2 or 3 that day, and never saw a car in the parking lot or drive-thru. Seems like a gross waste of money (operational costs outweighed sales by far I'm sure), and served to ruin several thousand employee's days. No one wants to go to work at 5:00 for minimum wage to begin with, but to have to go in on a day like that, especially when just about every other business is closed, is simply horse ****. They're going to be open until 2:00 am on New Year's Eve too, once again ruining people's fun.

TJ Spyke · « **Reply #44 on:** December 28, 2010, 01:19:17 PM »

They usually get paid overtime on holidays, so they are making about $10.70 an hour (assuming they make minimum wake). How are they ruining peoples days? A lot of people don't celebrate Christmas, and people do like burgers on Christmas too. I know I had a craving for pizza that day. I can't speak for that store, but the ones in my area ask the employees which of them would be willing to work on those days.

Shaymin · « **Reply #45 on:** December 28, 2010, 06:18:16 PM »

The McDonalds I usually go to was open 24 hours on Christmas day. That's just nuts.

EasyCure · « **Reply #46 on:** December 28, 2010, 08:42:11 PM »

Macy's near me was open 24hrs on Dec 24 and 25th.. yeah

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #47 on:** December 29, 2010, 01:35:39 AM »

I know, some people have no problem working on Christmas, but a lot of people do. Fucking Old Navy was open last year on Christmas for some reason (no one shopping), but we went there and played Beatles Rock Band (we were told that they had Rock Band 2 on display as well). Lame. Winn-Dixie was open too, that's probably the worst place you could ever work, or do your shopping at. I'm glad I quit there 11 years ago before I got sucked in like all the lifers that hate their lives that still work there.

Stratos · « **Reply #48 on:** December 29, 2010, 04:47:06 AM »

I go in and do dough on Christmas and Thanksgiving for the next day and there are people who call. It got so bad that I turned off all of the phones. The more surprising thing was how many of those people were surprised and/or angry that we were closed.

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