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Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« on: December 10, 2010, 05:10:16 AM »
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2010, 06:21:34 AM »
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2010, 09:52:53 AM »
Stratos, I'm disappointed in you, man.  I expect this kind of crap from Perm, but I hold you to a higher standard.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 12:45:17 PM »
Yohohoho.

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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2010, 10:46:41 PM »
Why only since 1 A.D.?
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2010, 01:47:09 PM »
I don't know how to answer that without getting this thread closed.
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2010, 02:42:03 PM »
Christmas was only invented two thousand and ten years ago?

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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2010, 05:32:09 PM »
Santa is Christ's body reborn as a fat gift giving zombie!

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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2010, 09:26:11 PM »
Technically Jesus was probably born around September 11th, 3BC, so Zombie Santa waited a few years later, and then started terrorizing children annually on Mithra's birthday.
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2010, 09:47:45 PM »
Somebody close this thread, SOMEBODY took it too far. Thanks a lot disrespectful posters.

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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2010, 06:54:57 AM »
Somebody close this thread, SOMEBODY took it too far. Thanks a lot disrespectful posters.

I find your suggestion of closing my thread disrespectful. YOU are taking it too far.
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2010, 07:49:08 AM »
Easy with the personal attacks guys, I know this is the funhouse, but it's not the Jerry Springer show.
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2010, 09:50:11 AM »
You're all banned.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2010, 12:48:21 PM »
LAST CHRISTMAS I gave you my heart
The very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me some tears
I'll give it to someone special

THIS GEORGE MICHAEL HOLIDAY CLASSIC WORKS AS THE THEME SONG SINCE IT HAS THE WORDS LAST CHRISTMAS BUT ALSO HAS SOME FLESH EATING KIND OF LYRICS SO IT WORKS ON TWO LEVELS

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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2010, 08:31:09 PM »
Well, this certainly gives the song "Santa Claus is watching you" a whole new meaning. Now I know why you better not cry, because Santa will hear you and find you. And you don't want him to find you.

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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2010, 04:41:42 AM »
LAST CHRISTMAS I gave you my heart
The very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me some tears
I'll give it to someone special

THIS GEORGE MICHAEL HOLIDAY CLASSIC WORKS AS THE THEME SONG SINCE IT HAS THE WORDS LAST CHRISTMAS BUT ALSO HAS SOME FLESH EATING KIND OF LYRICS SO IT WORKS ON TWO LEVELS

I heard two versions of this song today on the radio. Perfect theme song.

Well, this certainly gives the song "Santa Claus is watching you" a whole new meaning. Now I know why you better not cry, because Santa will hear you and find you. And you don't want him to find you.

"He knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake..." Always sounded more like a pedophile to me. What fully grown man takes pleasure in knowing when children are awake or asleep?
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2010, 01:22:15 PM »
None of the versions of Last Christmas are as good as the original. Its like Tori Amos singing Smells Like Teen Spirit.

"He knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake..." Always sounded more like a pedophile to me. What fully grown man takes pleasure in knowing when children are awake or asleep?

Maybe he's checking to see who needs a new box of Kleenex... :/  o_0

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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2010, 04:44:40 PM »
Stratos, I'm disappointed in you, man.  I expect this kind of crap from Perm, but I hold you to a higher standard.

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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2010, 07:42:45 PM »
None of the versions of Last Christmas are as good as the original. Its like Tori Amos singing Smells Like Teen Spirit.

"He knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake..." Always sounded more like a pedophile to me. What fully grown man takes pleasure in knowing when children are awake or asleep?

Maybe he's checking to see who needs a new box of Kleenex... :/  o_0

The Jimmy Eat World version is actually pretty good, but every other version I've heard.. bleh.
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2010, 07:53:03 PM »
More like Jimmy Eat Turd. You're allowed to mention bands that you like, but the catch is they have to be good bands.
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2010, 12:42:39 AM »
I'm not a huge fan, they have some okay songs here and there. Even if you don't like their originals, their version of "Last Christmas" is pretty good compared to say..

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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2010, 01:06:07 AM »
--wrong thread--
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2010, 10:34:02 AM »
I heard the George Michael version last night when I was getting ready to leave work. Needless to say, but I rubbed one out.
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Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2010, 12:32:24 PM »
I'm glad you're so open with your sexuality. Must be great living out loud :)
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