Yes, Peggle 2 was that sad. If he broke his legs on landing, I might pity him.
Ha ha ha. I'm picturing him lying on the stage shouting out in pain, "My legs are broken! My legs are broken!" while the Ode to Joy music is blaring out to the audience. That probably would have got them to cheer. What a missed opportunity.
Urghghgh. Man, does this crap disgust me. I want to punch whoever came up with this. So, uh, happy birthday. Here's a gift we'd like to give you. First, print off a frame with our logo all over it using your own printer ink and paper. What you can do with it is then stick you face in the frame and take a picture of yourself to show what a consumer whore you are. But don't just keep that knowledge to yourself. Send us a copy so we can laugh at how stupid looking and gullible you are for doing this. Of course, we won't actually retweet it. We'll just stick with our preselected and previously taken photos from the modeling agency we used to make up stock of this crap to ensure we keep putting out the message and image we want without any risk of controversy. You know, like a black person's picture getting used. Thanks again for being willing to advertise for us for free and get nothing out of it. Thanks also for giving us your money. Here's to you giving even more of it next year. Happy birthday Xbox user 487,653. From your friends, Xbox Marketing Dept.
I mean, really. Who does that crap even impress or cause goodwill with?