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Why is no one scared of my powers?
« on: July 19, 2010, 03:57:08 PM »
Seriously, I'm easily the most active staff writer (lol) in the forums. I've proven my willingness to abuse my moderator powers. I have a reputation for irrational outbursts.

You all should be cowering in fear! I am like Zeus without his bolt. Sure, I can still take a woman and then hide her in the form of a sheep, but no traveler fears offering me offense.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2010, 04:03:27 PM »
I've never seen you abuse your powers or have an irrational outburst.


And pretending that that sheep was a woman does not justify what you were doing with it.
It's still illegal in 43 states.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2010, 04:04:43 PM »
Quote from: Crimm on July 19, 2010, 03:57:08 PM
Why is no one scared of my powers?

Because I am a little girl.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2010, 04:18:35 PM by Crimm »
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2010, 04:19:01 PM »
MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2010, 04:19:47 PM »
Whatever you say, Fred.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2010, 04:25:25 PM »
I should edit all the talkback posts.

Wasn't such a good idea to put them on the front page now, eh Mr. Kaluszka?
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2010, 04:40:50 PM »
Did vudu just change you to Fred for a joke? Does he have that ability? =P

If not, why the hell are you Fred?
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2010, 04:41:06 PM »
Quote from: Crimm on July 19, 2010, 03:57:08 PM
Why is no one scared of my powers?

Because (as far as we know  ;) ), you're not Pro.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2010, 04:41:55 PM »
I'm sure someone would be scared of you if you just picked a name out of a hat and permabanned them.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2010, 04:45:00 PM »
Quote from: Pale on July 19, 2010, 04:40:50 PM
Did vudu just change you to Fred for a joke? Does he have that ability? =P

I am a force to be reckoned with.

I am picking fights with those who are more powerful than I.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2010, 04:45:58 PM »
Just go Gibson on the next podcast, that will do it
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2010, 04:48:09 PM »
I have terrible powers. I am a force of digital nature.

Wait, Fred? I can't see, stupid mobile page...
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2010, 05:02:27 PM »
I'd be more scared if you didn't use your powers for malevolence.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2010, 05:42:01 PM »
I didn't know there was anything to be scared of, quite honestly.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2010, 06:19:28 PM »
Quote from: Bit.Trip.Rowsdower on July 19, 2010, 04:45:58 PM
Just go Gibson on the next podcast, that will do it
Unless Crimm is going through an obviously-doing-it-for-media-attention-because-of-divorce then yes he should.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2010, 06:46:49 PM »
I WAIST UR TIEM
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2010, 07:04:51 PM »
I'm unaffected by Crimm's supernatural forces. I have seen him in his true form, spoken his true name, and thus his abilities are null against my corporeal vistage.

Hey, you know what would be fun? A forum-based D&D campaign. It would be like Mafia games, but better, because there'd be monsters and cleavage-spilling sorceresses.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2010, 07:35:19 PM »
Clean is better than dirrty.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2010, 07:52:24 PM »
I'm scared.

Then again, I fear everyone.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2010, 10:19:06 PM »
Quote from: Mop it up on July 19, 2010, 07:52:24 PM
I'm scared.

Then again, I fear everyone.

BOO!!!
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2010, 11:38:39 PM »
Quote from: Crimm on July 19, 2010, 04:48:09 PM
I have terrible powers. I am a force of digital nature.

Nude pics or it didn't happen!

Nude pics of Crimm... how scary is that?
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2010, 10:09:27 AM »
Quote from: Crimm on July 19, 2010, 04:48:09 PM
I have terrible powers. I am a force of digital nature.

Wait, Fred? I can't see, stupid mobile page...

Let me get this straight--I change your avatar and you retaliate by changing mine?  How ... unoriginal.  This is why no one is scared of you.  You need to think outside the box.
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2010, 10:16:24 AM »
I would ban you but it wouldn't do anything. Maybe I did!
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2010, 11:30:02 AM »
Quote from: Crimm on July 20, 2010, 10:16:24 AM
Maybe I did!

Nope; you didn't.



But it looks like you did issue me a warning for Ninja Spirit back on July 1.  I didn't realize until just now.  ;D
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Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2010, 11:42:16 AM »
Hm ... well that's odd.



I like how Crimm's not online, which probably means he's not the one behind this.
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