Author Topic: Skittles? (Read 5309 times)

UncleBob · « **on:** June 19, 2010, 02:13:45 PM »

Where are you Skittles?

ThePerm · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2010, 02:55:49 PM »

UncleBob · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2010, 03:28:04 PM »

Ah! There you are! Hey, that tickles! Stop!

NWR_Neal · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2010, 04:49:35 PM »

Come here, Skittles! Play dead! *hides* Shh! Don't tell him I'm here!

UncleBob · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2010, 05:00:20 PM »

Seriously, what the heck was Microsoft thinking?

Toruresu · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2010, 05:00:45 PM »

*gets out his shotgun*

Taste the rainbow Skittles!

*BANG BANG*

*shoots Skittles*

Now your saved little girl. *poses proudly*

-My thoughts during this whole fiasco-

UncleBob · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2010, 05:03:45 PM »

Quote from: Toruresu on June 19, 2010, 05:00:45 PM

*BANG BANG*

*shoots Skittles*

I would have shot the girl.

To be fair, I didn't watch MS's conference. Then, I read elsewhere about how disastrous it was and, more importantly, about the little girl that kept saying "Skittles". I imagined some little girl playing a game and mumbling something about "Skittles" - as if she just had to get through that presentation and they were going to give her some Skittles backstage or something.

This was almost as bad.

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #7 on:** June 19, 2010, 05:18:58 PM »

I'd like to see a tiger made out of Skittles.

Yeah the whole Kinect presentation was bad.

Toruresu · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2010, 05:23:51 PM »

Quote from: UncleBob on June 19, 2010, 05:03:45 PM

Quote from: Toruresu on June 19, 2010, 05:00:45 PM
*BANG BANG*

*shoots Skittles*

I would have shot the girl.

To be fair, I didn't watch MS's conference. Then, I read elsewhere about how disastrous it was and, more importantly, about the little girl that kept saying "Skittles". I imagined some little girl playing a game and mumbling something about "Skittles" - as if she just had to get through that presentation and they were going to give her some Skittles backstage or something.

This was almost as bad.

To be fair, the girl did an excellent job in her performance, excellent, Oscar worthy! Look it up in YouTube.

Mop it up · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2010, 06:12:59 PM »

I missed the conference. What's the deal with all this Skittles stuff?

ThePerm · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19, 2010, 06:17:52 PM »

there was this little girl calling for her pet tiger, which was named skittles. It was for a game that was essentially Nintendogs with Zoo animals called Kinectimals. All i could think of was that one day Skittles will grow up and eat her, or if Skittles didn't get a chance mama cat would.

yesterday i watched a movie called Prey about lions who attack a family going on a safari. It was awesome, it was like Jurassic Park only instead of dinosaurs it was real animals.

UncleBob · « **Reply #11 on:** June 19, 2010, 06:43:29 PM »

Quote from: Mop it up on June 19, 2010, 06:12:59 PM

I missed the conference. What's the deal with all this Skittles stuff?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jxUZL_6N40

Stratos · « **Reply #12 on:** June 19, 2010, 07:24:45 PM »

The crowd sure seemed to ooh and ahh a lot.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 19, 2010, 08:50:13 PM »

Quote from: NWR_Neal on June 19, 2010, 04:49:35 PM

Come here, Skittles! Play dead! *hides* Shh! Don't tell him I'm here!

Crimm · « **Reply #14 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:26:12 AM »

The girl herself was cute, so yeah the audience ate it up.

broodwars · « **Reply #15 on:** June 20, 2010, 10:25:52 AM »

I actually feel rather sorry for that little girl. She was just fine in that demonstration, if a bit creepy when she was cuddling an invisible tiger on stage, and you could tell she was really into it (or at least really good at acting like it). Sadly, that girl is never going to live that demo down for many years, as I doubt the internet's going to let that one go anymore than "giant enemy crab" and Nintendo's Wii Music demonstration.

Crimm · « **Reply #16 on:** June 20, 2010, 10:47:19 AM »

Eh, I don't think it will follow her personally. People online don't know her themselves

UncleBob · « **Reply #17 on:** June 20, 2010, 12:56:45 PM »

Quote from: Crimm on June 20, 2010, 10:47:19 AM

Eh, I don't think it will follow her personally. People online don't know her themselves

It'll be one of those things like Randy from My Name is Earl and the Game Gear commercial. People will be all like "That was her?"

ThePerm · « **Reply #18 on:** June 20, 2010, 04:48:06 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP04XzC-GkA
yeah where the **** is the other guy who was playing gamegear?

Ethan Suplee was just more efficient with his money, thats why hes got award nomiations

Pale · « **Reply #19 on:** June 21, 2010, 03:58:21 PM »

Why is pedofilia a joke on the internet? It's seriously freaking creepy.

ThePerm · « **Reply #20 on:** June 21, 2010, 04:18:54 PM »

huh? lol...i just re-read the whole thread...i didn't see a pedophilia joke ?

broodwars · « **Reply #21 on:** June 21, 2010, 04:22:54 PM »

Quote from: Pale on June 21, 2010, 03:58:21 PM

Why is pedofilia a joke on the internet? It's seriously freaking creepy.

I'd blame Jim Sterling of Destructoid considering how much he jokes about it on the various Destructoid podcasts, but sadly people on the internet are just that sick.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 21, 2010, 04:29:55 PM »

On the internet we are desensitized to reality.
and on the internet everything is a joke.... until it happens to you!!!

nickmitch · « **Reply #23 on:** June 21, 2010, 04:58:29 PM »

Endanger the rainbow.
Taste the rainbow.

vudu · « **Reply #24 on:** June 21, 2010, 04:58:40 PM »

Quote from: ThePerm on June 21, 2010, 04:18:54 PM

huh? lol...i just re-read the whole thread...i didn't see a pedophilia joke ?

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on June 19, 2010, 08:50:13 PM

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Author Topic: Skittles? (Read 5309 times)